Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew D': !

As usual the alien scientist was shut in his lab doing research and conducting experiments. He was working on a project of the utmost importance and the last thing he needed was for Kish and Tart to come barging in being disruptive and ruining his experiments.

That's when the door flew open and Kish and Tart came flying in. Kish threw his arms around Pai's neck before sighing dramatically.

"Paaaiiii, I'm so booorreeeed" Kish whined as he leaned back still hanging onto Pai's neck.

"Pai! I need food" Tart said desperately as he teleported to his other side and latched onto him.

Pai's left eye twitched as a reaction to him trying to suppress his anger.

"If you're so bored Kisshu than you can go cook for Taruto."

Kisshu threw his head back and groaned dramatically, "ugh PAI, you're killing me" and then he teleported off, followed by Taruto.

The purple haired alien let out a sigh and then got back to work.

With Kish and Tart

The two aliens looked at each other and then back at the stove.

Taruto was the first to break the silence when he looked up at Kish and asked, "so...what do we do?"

"Hmmm" Kish pondered as he looked around and then suddenly perked up when he found a pan, "we cook it in this."

"Are you sure about this" Tart asked skeptically.

"Well how else would I cook it?"

"Good point." The young alien watched as Kish filled the pan with water and then emptied the ramen into it.

"Now we wait."

Kish grinned. It wasn't too long until all the water had evaporated out. The noodles had started to burn and smoke rose from the pan until flames bursted out from it. The two looked at each others with wide eyes and then after a second of silently staring at each other they began to yell.

"Pai help!"

"Help Pai!"

"PAIIIIIIII!"

"AAAAH!"

The panicked outcries of Kish and Tart could be heard from the lab. Pai let out a quiet growl and clenched his fist; the empty vial he held in his hand crumbled to bits. Letting the remains of the vial drop onto the floor he teleported to the kitchen. Pai's blood began boiling at the sight before him. On the stove top sat a pan filled with two foot high flames. Tart and Kish stood a few feet away clutching each other for dear life with frightened, panic filled faces. A vein on Pai's forehead bulged out and he was glaring daggers.

"Don't just stand there Pai, help" yelled Kish.

Instead of responding Pai floated over to the sink, turned it on, and then teleported the pan underneath the steady stream of water. The fire was quickly extinguished. Pai turned to the younger aliens and looked at them clearly unamused. Kish and Tart fidgeted under Pai's gaze.

"Aheh, thanks Pai" Kish said timidly as he scratched behind his neck.

"Heheh, yeah Pai" Tart co-signed.

Pai continued to stare them down as they awkwardly averted his heated gaze.

"Sooo" Kish started awkwardly before perking up, "mind cooking?"

"KUU RAI SEN PUU JIN!"

A/N So I hope you guys liked it because I had a lot of fun writing it. I know Kish and Tart were a little oc but it's supposed to be funny so whatever. Also, if you don't get the ending, kuu rai sen puu jin is one of Pai's attacks and that's what he calls out when he does it. Anyways, thanks for reading, I hope