A/N: First written in September 25th.

It was the middle of the day and two young boys were over at the park. The first boy was tall and had a backwards red cap, braces, black midriff shirt, blue shorts, red, white shoes , the second boy was shorter, and chubby he had curly orange hair, glasses, green with an orange striped shirt, black shorts and black shoes. These two are Earl and Flem, Chicken's two best friends. Well they were until he had met Scott Wallis and Lightning Jackson.

"Hey, Flem," Earl spoke up. "You ever notice that Chicken never hangs around us anymore, he only hangs out with Scott and Lightning?"

"We've known Chicken since Kindergarten, it's not fair!" Flem agreed.

Both the boys then turned to see Chicken right now with Scott and Lightning, eating lunch together.

"Lightning, you took the last cookie!" Chicken growled.

"Did not!" Lightning folded his arms.

"I had one, how many did you eat, Scott?" Chicken looked over.

"Two." Scott replied honestly.

"How many did you eat, Lightning?" Chicken then glared back at him.

"I only ate... Um... Four?" Lightning shrugged innocently.

"LIGHTNING!" Chicken hissed before he chased the over-acheiver.

Lightning yelled out as he was chased.

"Get over here so I can screw yer head off!" Chicken threatened.

Scott shook his head with a smile.

"See what I mean, Flem?" Earl said to his short, fat friend. "How did they become, like, best friends?"

"I dunno, I went vegetarian for that guy!" Flem folded his arms. "We should probably make him jealous."

"Jealous?" Earl asked.

"Yeah, we get two new best friends of our own and rub it in Chicken's face!" Flem suggested.

"But who are we gonna get?" Earl asked.

"Hmm..." Flem looked around for two kids who were by themselves. He looked to Sarah and Jimmy. "Nah..." he then looked to Max and Melissa. "No way..." he then looked to May Kanker and Beau who were making out. "Definitely not..."

Earl looked to see Jo and Justine. "Let me try something." he then went over there.

"Earl, wait, it's dangerous!" Flem warned.

"Hello, sweetheart." Earl greeted Justine.

"He gonna die..." Flem covered his eyes.

Earl was then punched and sent flying through the air and landed hard on the ground next to his best friend.

"Y'all okay, Earl?" Flem asked.

"Just fine..." Earl mumbled. "I think she likes me!"

Flem slightly rolled his eyes, he then attempted to go to Max, the super villain, and Melissa, who was June's rival and Mike's former friend. "Um... Howdy?"

"Go away, loser." Melissa sneered.

"I was just wonderin' if y'all would like to be friends..." Flem invited.

Max and Melissa looked to him, then smirked evilly to each other and looked back with evil smiles.

"Sure..." Max grinned darkly. "Close your eyes and we'll give you a present."

Flem smiled and closed his eyes like so.

"Melissa, hand me that control, if you would?" Max requested.

Melissa handed it to him.

"SAY ROCKET LAUNCH!" Max grinned evilly and pushed the button.

Suddenly, the ground kicked Flem back over by next to Earl in a painful landing.

"I think I sprained my spine." Flem groaned.

"Let me give a go again," Earl said as he went over to Abby and Duncan who were making graffiti on a wall. "I'll try them."

"Earl, don't!" Flem begged.

"Yo, uh, what's up, guys?" Earl greeted Duncan and Abby.

"What do you want, Braceface?" Abby narrowed her eyes at him.

"Um, do you wanna be best friends?" Earl asked, trying to be cool with them. "Uh, sweet cheeks?"

"SWEET CHEEKS!?" Duncan and Abby grew angry.

"EARL, RUUUUUNNNN!" Flem cried.

Earl screamed and ran with Flem.

"You wanna chase 'em?" Duncan asked his sister.

"Let them suffer..." Abby smirked rather evilly.

"You read my mind." Duncan smirked.

"Why would you ask them of all people!?" Flem gasped.

"I thought they would agree to it." Earl shrugged.

"This just isn't gonna work, is it?" Flem sighed. "We've lost Chicken forever!"

"Couldn't we just get rid of Scott and Lightning?" Earl suggested.

"That's it!" Flem gasped. "Earl, you're a genius!"

"I am?" Earl asked, bashfully.

"Those two are the reason why Chicken forgot about us!"

"How are we gonna do it then?"

"I don't know, but I'll think of somethin'," Earl replied. "Come on, let's go get some lunch."

They then walked into Pop's Diner to get a bite to eat.