Howdy everyone and welcome to a special Animaniacs story. I hope everyone likes this and for those who haven't heard this song before go online or to YouTube to find it. It's funny and a lot of people like it. This isn't the same as from the video, but it's the best I can do.

I want to thank ANIMANIAgirl506 for her help. I needed some help with the opening of this and she helped out a lot. Thanks and thanks also to those who have been very supportive of my Animaniacs stories. I don't own anything of Animaniacs or this song, enjoy.

Macadamia Nuts

(Scene opens with Ralph the guard with his shirt tied up)

(Music starts)

(Dot laughs)

(Ralph starts dancing)

Yakko & Wakko:

Helloooo, nurse!

Yakko:

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh…

Dot:

I am NOT trying to be annoying.

Yakko & Wakko:

Aie!

Dot:

I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania

Dot overdub:

Am I a cutie? Absolutey!
And a beauty, you can bet your patootie!

Dot, Hello Nurse, and Minerva:

But if you touch me, or even get near me I'll have you arrested do you hear me?

Yakko & Wakko:

Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia
She's cracked in the head, and kooky in the brainia
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the sameia
Oy, Macadamia!

Ralph: Daaah…

Yakko & Wakko:

Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia
Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania
Qui a coup le fromage, we abstainia

Ralph, Hello Nurse, Skippy, & Slappy:

Oy, Macadamia!

(Wakko burps)

Dot:

Now, please don't mention by brother. The one they call Wakkoreno

(Wakko burps)

Dot overdub:

He's always burping, every hour.

Dot:

So I threw him out of the tower.

Wakko:

Whoooaaaaaa!

(Dot laughs)

Dot:

Now come on, what did you want me to do? He was grossing me out!
And I'm just a cute little thing. So don't cross me!

Yakko & Wakko:

She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience painia.
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia
Oy, Macadamia!

Pinky:

Narf!

Yakko & Wakko:

Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia

Dot:

Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia

Ralph, Hello Nurse, Skippy, & Slappy:

Oy, Macadamia!

Brain:

Yeeess!

Dot:

Don't hate me because I'm cute.

Yakko:

Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!

Skippy:

Spew!

Yakko:

Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia

Yakko & Wakko:

Oy, Macadamia!

Chicken Boo:

Bacawk!

(Dot laughs)

(Skippy laughs)

(Pinky Laughs)

(Dot, Skippy, Pink, Hello Nurse, and Minerva laugh)

Slappy:

I don't get it. What's the joke?

Minerva, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky, and Dot:

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh…

Yakko:

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh…

Dot:

I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia
But you can call me by my other nameia

Dot, Hello Nurse, & Minerva:

Louisa Francesca
Banana-Fanna Bo Besca.

Dot:

Or just plain Dot, the name I flirt to
But if you call me Dottie, I'll have to hurt you.

The Warners:

Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, M-Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia
Nuts!

I know it's not exactly the same way as from the video, but I did my best to make it like it. So I hope everyone still likes this and how it went. I want to thank ANIMANIAgirl506 for her help and for looking over the story. I appreciate it and I hope to get some good reviews for this story. If you didn't like it then don't leave a review. See you all later and take care.