The boys of Windsor sat about the room, quizzical about the sudden house meeting, but no one was particularly concerned. Kurt let his head loll onto Blaine s shoulder, half asleep. Wes and David snickered at the disgusting sweetness of the two soloists while the Twins twittered quietly about their latest scheme. However, as soon as the speakers placed throughout the room crackled, everyone quieted, looking around the room anxiously. Hello, fellow Windsors, Han s voice echoed fuzzily throughout the house, Thank you for waiting oh so patiently, and now, gentlemen, The boys sat up, confused, as the lights dimmed and drums began to rumble quietly, The keeper of the clipboard, the first to the fire extinguisher, our beloved prefect, Jolly Rogers! Nearly all the Windsors eyebrows flew up as the head of the house appeared at the top of the staircase, the ray of a spotlight shining down on him. Even Dwight squinted to see the boy through the shine reflected from Charlie s bronze tunic- styled top. The Brightman boys eyes widened at the leather pants, lying just below Chaz s hip and shaping his every curve in brilliant detail as he descended the stairs.
Charlie, however, smirked, swaying his hips seductively to the beat as he sang.
Ask any of the chickies in my pen They ll tell you I m the biggest mother hen I love them all and all of them love me Because the system works, the system called reciprocity Charlie moved across the floor, weaving throughout a crowd of boys staring incredulously. He stopped at a table with an elegantly arranged flower pot, slipping a large fan made out of long white feathers from the boutique. Got a little motto Always sees me through When you re good to Mama Mama s good to you On the move again, Charlie prowled behind a shy-looking freshman and draped himself over the boy s shoulders, purring and tickling the boy s face slightly with the feathers.
They say that life is tit for tat

And that s the way I live So I deserve a lotta tat For what I ve got to give The boy stared at Charlie, bewitched, and shifted, looking as though he wanted to follow Charlie as the prefect drew away and moved toward the twins, who watched, smirking almost as widely as the boy singing. Knowing he could be much more torturous to his own personal pains in the ass, Windsor s fearless leader sat himself in whom he thought was Ethan s lap, setting his knee-high boot clad feet on Evan s shoulders, leaning back as far as he could without falling. There s a lot of favors I m prepared to do You do one for Mama I ll do one for you Charlie did a back roll off of the Twins laps, landing swiftly on his feet and sauntering away, back to the foot of the staircase, dancing suggestively with his white-feather fan.
So what s the one conclusion I can bring this number to?
When you re good to Mama Mama s good to you The brunette belted as Warblerland s residential Tweedles moved to each side of him, their mouths set in thin lines despite their blushing cheeks as they hooked their arms into each of Charlie s and dragged him up toward the rooms.
Awww yeah!