Got annoyed that most of the Naruto DxD crossovers had a weak Naruto or a Naruto that lost the will to use his power. This one isn't like that. Not sure if I'll continue, idea came to me (of course) while I was pretty drunk. Good times.

"You realize we're going the wrong way?"

"Nope. I'm pretty sure this is the right way. See? Everything is in Japanese."

"No no no no. The fact that everything is in Japanese clearly means we're NOT in North America."

"You're pretty far out of the loop old man, there's a big movement of Japanese culture in America! Otakus are the new "in" thing boyo!"

"It's not this big! Also, I'm not that much older than you Naruto. 50 or so years isn't that big a deal."

"Good lord, how was Hashi ever friends with you if you bitched this much?! Jeez, Sasuke definitely inherited your genes." Naruto replied. Madara sighed. Back in his day, damn… maybe he really was old, nobody would have dared talk to him that way. He really missed those days.

An explosion.

"Got the coin?" asked Naruto.

"Wasn't I supposed to bring the sandwiches?" replied Madara. Naruto sighed as he pulled out a bag of sandwiches from behind his back. There was a nervous chuckle as Madara did the same.

"There goes the last of our mesopotamian currency. It's your turn to make the money. Sucks to be you, it's the digital age."

"Well what happened to the euros that you got from trading in the last batch of coins?"

"That children's orphanage in Lithuania. They needed it more than we did." Madara cracked a grin.

"Least we're shinobi. Shouldn't be too hard to make money, computer or otherwise. Thank Buddha for online classes." Naruto just shook his head.

"You and your online classes. I don't know how you can stand them. Can't find the motivation without any people around. Come to think of it, I can barely find the motivation even WITH people around."

"That's because you have a preposterously hot wife that normally keeps you occupied. What did you do this time anyway?"

"Eh, Time is a cruel mistress."

"Wow. Really?"

"Yeah man." Cue the light spear. "What the fuck?" They looked up to find a fallen angel hovering over the city with five pairs of wings. Truth be told, he was an ugly motherfucker.

"I don't know who you are, but you've made your last unfortunate mistake." remarked the fallen angel. Further inspection of the area resulted in spotting a group of teenage devils huddled together looking at them in horror.

"OK, I'm walking into this kind of cold," started Naruto as he tried to make head or tails of the situation, "but I'm going to guess that you" he pointed at the angel, "are the bad guy?"

Kokabiel laughed.

"The bad guy? This pathetic group in front of you are all devils. The scum race of the universe. They prey on your kind and go against everything God himself stood for. I certainly don't claim to be any better, but after I wipe them off the face of the planet, a war will begin that will prove the supremacy of the angels!"

Madara sighed. He couldn't believe that he was a monologuing baddie once upon a time ago.

"OK. Baddie you are." Naruto snapped his fingers. At first nothing happened, and he was stared at incredulously. A moment later and all five sets of wings ripped themselves off of the angel. He didn't even have time to scream as Naruto appeared before him and crushed his throat.

"Cool." He turned to the group of children. "Peace out."