So I got this from KrumCake's fanfic: Well this sucks Life according Seth I just wanted to do a Leah twist to it. So the idea is from her but the things that happen is from me. So this is a little preview of a diary entry just to give you guys a little taste.
Fml
Chapter One- Fuck with Leah day
Janaury, 3rd – after voultri *fight*
I hate this bullshit. How come these cocksucking bloodsuckers hyped me up, making me think that I was going to kick some ancient frozen vampire ass. But oh no they had to call it all peacefully and shit and we had to stay in the back of Jake and play nice doggies.
And do you know what the head vampire did? He wants a fucking pet werewolf in his big ass collection. I mean he was kind of creepin me out. I mean I'm not used to being stared at in such a…. I don't know creepy looking. He kind of reminded me of how Hugh Heffner looked at his 17 year old wife.
But speaking of old creppy guys marrying younger wives Bella is seriously getting on my nerves. Why are we congratlating her for looking like she was about to take a shit and making an invisable forcefeild sheild. I mean Seth could probably do that. The Star Wars obsessed freak could probably use the force more better than that skinny bitch.
So this isn't the whole journal entry, btw just tell me what you think about this little excerpt, and I will surely post again. But I gotta good feeling about this story and anywaaays I'm out. Oh and don't worry it may be funny because I don't have to be sober anymore after today. So hell yeah, imma bout to find me some kush and orange juice.
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