Welcome to Todotopia

So this is the world where my original characters come from.

This is the land where nothing is normal. The mayor of the town is a shark, who can live on land and breathe like a normal person. Well actually, Mayor Shark's real name is Scarlett. Scarlett was so obsessed with sharks; she wanted to be a land shark. So now she runs Todotopia in a shark suit.

The townsfolk do not worship a normal god, but they worship an alpaca, for they are rare to find in the land. One year, the local rancher, Cia, and her friend, May, were walking around the forest and they found a baby alpaca. So they raised him and named him Alpie. Now the townsfolk pretty much treat him like royalty.

Hunting in Todotopia involves finding creatures in the forest such as gummy bears, Veggie Tale characters and gay pigs so they can cook them into gay bacon.

There are no guns in Todotopia; the only weapons available are giant crayons, which were created by a resident named Li. She now sells them to their local Wal-Mart, and they sell them to the residents, making Li rich.

All things are mostly peaceful in Todotopia, all except for a group of harlots who live under Alpaca Bridge. They always come out at night to steal the innocence of local men, who roam the streets to guard the territory from Polka Dots, Todotopia rivals. The harlots are well known to be named Tier, Tryst, Dal, Henna, and Eav. They like to spread their diseases and they kill kittens whenever they laugh. Millions of kittens have died all across the world because of them.

That is pretty much it that is exciting in Todotopia. Just keep reading the stories written by me on this site, to see more of their adventures.

The first story to come out will be called, Journey To Wonderland, you will find it in the Alice In Wonderland section.