Kilatails: Welcome!
Black Star: Bow to your god!
Kusugari: uhh no.
Black Star: What?
Kilatails: Umm Star… you're here to give the disclaimer.
Black Star: -glances at Kusugari- You said they were here to worship me!
Kilatails: …-glances at Kusugari-
Kusugari: ...I had to tell him something! He didn't want to come!
Kilatails: …-sighs- Star just do it.
Black Star: Will I be worshipped?
Kusugari: Yes, whatever, just say the disclaimer!
Black Star: Alright! Kilatails and Kusugari do not own the Great-godly me and Soul Eater, except for Michi and Ajit. Now you, with the funny hair, bow before me!
Destroyed History
Kidd had decided to take a tour around one of the few museums in Death City along with some odd friends of his. Nothing seemed to catch Kidd's eyes, however.
"Hey Kidd, let's go check out the paintings!" a red head quickly said as she grabbed onto his wrist and dragged him out. Her weapon partner followed in a much slower pace along with Liz and Patty. Kidd yelped in surprise and force of the tug.
"Slow down Michi. We have all day!" said Kidd, but nonetheless he followed his friend. It was only a few steps till they entered the hall. The walls were full of beautiful paintings, from acrylic to oils. From Pop to Traditional. Michi looked excitedly at the more interesting paintings, looking more at their textures than the painting itself. Kidd strolled along only glancing to a few… until he paused in front of one. This action caught his friends' attention and all quickly approached to look alongside him.
They all knew this painting very well. It was famous. Anyone who didn't know about it had to, sometime in their life, lived under a rock.
Michi's partner, Ajit, tilted his head to the side, "You like this painting, Kidd?"
Kidd didn't answer, unless his shaking shoulders counted. His face held a scowl, and without a word he stepped over the rail and neared the painting. Liz raised an eyebrow at her meister, "What's up, Kidd?"
She got her answer as soon as Kidd grabbed on to the frame of the painting and tilted it a bit. Liz and Patty quickly caught on Kidd's train of thought, one sighing and the other giggling. Michi and Ajit, sadly, didn't. They could only stare at their friend's weird antics.
Satisfied with the symmetry, Kidd let go of the portrait and admired his work, only to have the painting tilt back to its previous position. Kidd fumed, allowing a decent amount of profanities to leave his mouth as he worked to fix it again, only to have it return to its crooked position. It suddenly turned into a pattern.
Kidd fixed.
The painting tilted.
Kidd fixed.
The painting tilted.
Kidd fixed.
…and the painting tilted.
Kidd finally snapped and somehow transformed Patty into a gun, then shot at the painting multiple times. Michi and Ajit stared in shock at the destroyed history with a panting Kidd in front of them.
All was silent except for a sighing Liz, "Well, there goes the Mona Lisa."
Black Star: What is the meaning of this? Why aren't they worshipping me?
Kusugari: …-ignores Star- Thank you for reading and we hoped you enjoy. Now to make a few things clear-!
Kilatails: I would like to say that many of the shots that will be posted here are the ideas coming from two brains! Mines and Kusugari! Some will be short! Some will be long! But most of all they will have laughs!
Kusugari: This is our co-op mission and we hope that our ideas give you such joy~! And make your stomach hurt.
Kilatails: In a good way! Also, we'll be fair and say there are times when we'll have brain farts!
Black Star: Eww! Kila, you farted!
Kusugari: -cringes at the sound of Black Star flying away-So, uh…w-we'll let you guys know when we need help with ideas. Just umm leave a review, that button… right there… Ok I have to go save Star, later! Kila! Put down the chain saw!
Kiltails: I'm gonna hurt you so bad, that you'll be begging Maka for one of her Maka Chops! –chases Black Star with a chainsaw-.