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Authors note: This isn't in accordance with history. It's completely made up!
Characters: Amy Dumas-Lita
Matt Hardy-Matt Hardy
Jeff Hardy-Jeff Hardy
Adam Copeland-Edge
Jason Reso-Christian
Trish- Trish Stratus
And some other people.
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Amy's POV
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Life really sucks sometimes ya know? Especially when you're 15, In high school and with no love life. This is what my life is like about now. BORING. I wish I had a boyfriend! Like that'll ever happen to me with my best friend Trish hanging around.
It's not like she does it on purpose. She can't help being prettier than me and having loads of boys crazy on her. We go way back. We've been friends since the beginning of first grade when we still thought boys were stupid and had cooties, we sat next to each other in Maths and I used to let her copy my work. After that she decided I was worth having as a friend.
Around eighth grade Trish started turning into up a BABE. I'm talking heart shaped face, great figure and shampoo commercial hair. Boys turned there heads when she walked past. GIRLS turned their heads when she walked past. She had boys asking her out twice a week. Did this make her happy? GET REAL! Nothing can make Trish happy.
Trish complains to me about EVERYTHING. Her parents (who think she's great and give her everything she wants.) Boys (who think the sun shines out of her butt) and School (she's a straight A student!) She rings me up every night and makes my mum go crazy when she can't get on the phone. Then Moans ALL day at school. Nothing EVER made Trish happy.
I have LOADS of homework to do! I have to read the first chapter of Wuthering heights. Then write essays for French and Maths. Life REALLY sucks sometimes ya know?
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The Next day at school.
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First period. English. Mr Green was writing on the blackboard when there was a knock at the door.
"Come in!" he chirped. The Boy came into the classroom. "Ah! it's you!" Mr Green said "Everyone, this is Matt! Please be nice to him as he's new. It's not easy being the new kid!"
No it isn't. I thought. Especially when the teacher drags you up in front of twenty eight total strangers and makes you sound like a complete idiot. I looked at the New boy. He was GORGEOUS! Dark curly hair, deep brown eyes and great physique. It was lust at first sight.
"Sit down! Sit down" squawked Mr. Green. I held my breath. The only free place was next to me and Trish. Matt sat next to me and smiled
"Hi, I'm Matt"
"Amy." I replied. "OW!" Trish had just elbowed me. Hard. "And this is Trish!" I gasped. Trish batted her eyes at Matt who was staring at her the way all boys do. Dazzled. I groaned to myself. Like sucks!
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What do you think so far? FEEDBACK! Review please! Please review if you:
A) Loved my fic
B) Think my fic is an insult to all fanfiction.
Own a Blue wonderbra
D) Hate toasted products
E) Want to marry any of the following: Gareth Gates
Duncan from Blue
Robbie Williams
Enrique Inglasius
Anthony from blue
Lee from blue
Simon from Blue
David Boreanaz (That's Angel to all you Buffy fans)
Or Matt/Jeff Hardy from WWE
F) Are bored and can think of nothing better to do
G) Don't know who you are
H) Like fried fish
I) Don't know how to review
J) Can't be bothered to read the rest of this list
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L) Think this list is much too long and a bit pointless
M) Have ever heard the phrase "purple monkey dishwasher"
N) Are drunk
O) knurd erA
P) Can read things backwards
Q) sdrawrof dear t'naC
R) Think we're crazy
S) Ar A Disslexic pursun
T) Think coconuts are funny
U) Like mashed bananas
V) Don't think
W) Aime parler de francais
X) Agree with me that it IS possible to have a bin on the ceiling (and that it is perfects sensible)
Y) Spel fings fonet-tically
Z) Like monkeys
Z2) Want to review solely to point out there is no such letter as Z2
Authors note: This isn't in accordance with history. It's completely made up!
Characters: Amy Dumas-Lita
Matt Hardy-Matt Hardy
Jeff Hardy-Jeff Hardy
Adam Copeland-Edge
Jason Reso-Christian
Trish- Trish Stratus
And some other people.
***************
Amy's POV
**************
Life really sucks sometimes ya know? Especially when you're 15, In high school and with no love life. This is what my life is like about now. BORING. I wish I had a boyfriend! Like that'll ever happen to me with my best friend Trish hanging around.
It's not like she does it on purpose. She can't help being prettier than me and having loads of boys crazy on her. We go way back. We've been friends since the beginning of first grade when we still thought boys were stupid and had cooties, we sat next to each other in Maths and I used to let her copy my work. After that she decided I was worth having as a friend.
Around eighth grade Trish started turning into up a BABE. I'm talking heart shaped face, great figure and shampoo commercial hair. Boys turned there heads when she walked past. GIRLS turned their heads when she walked past. She had boys asking her out twice a week. Did this make her happy? GET REAL! Nothing can make Trish happy.
Trish complains to me about EVERYTHING. Her parents (who think she's great and give her everything she wants.) Boys (who think the sun shines out of her butt) and School (she's a straight A student!) She rings me up every night and makes my mum go crazy when she can't get on the phone. Then Moans ALL day at school. Nothing EVER made Trish happy.
I have LOADS of homework to do! I have to read the first chapter of Wuthering heights. Then write essays for French and Maths. Life REALLY sucks sometimes ya know?
********************
The Next day at school.
*******************
First period. English. Mr Green was writing on the blackboard when there was a knock at the door.
"Come in!" he chirped. The Boy came into the classroom. "Ah! it's you!" Mr Green said "Everyone, this is Matt! Please be nice to him as he's new. It's not easy being the new kid!"
No it isn't. I thought. Especially when the teacher drags you up in front of twenty eight total strangers and makes you sound like a complete idiot. I looked at the New boy. He was GORGEOUS! Dark curly hair, deep brown eyes and great physique. It was lust at first sight.
"Sit down! Sit down" squawked Mr. Green. I held my breath. The only free place was next to me and Trish. Matt sat next to me and smiled
"Hi, I'm Matt"
"Amy." I replied. "OW!" Trish had just elbowed me. Hard. "And this is Trish!" I gasped. Trish batted her eyes at Matt who was staring at her the way all boys do. Dazzled. I groaned to myself. Like sucks!
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What do you think so far? FEEDBACK! Review please! Please review if you:
A) Loved my fic
B) Think my fic is an insult to all fanfiction.
Own a Blue wonderbra
D) Hate toasted products
E) Want to marry any of the following: Gareth Gates
Duncan from Blue
Robbie Williams
Enrique Inglasius
Anthony from blue
Lee from blue
Simon from Blue
David Boreanaz (That's Angel to all you Buffy fans)
Or Matt/Jeff Hardy from WWE
F) Are bored and can think of nothing better to do
G) Don't know who you are
H) Like fried fish
I) Don't know how to review
J) Can't be bothered to read the rest of this list
K) Think this list is too long
L) Think this list is much too long and a bit pointless
M) Have ever heard the phrase "purple monkey dishwasher"
N) Are drunk
O) knurd erA
P) Can read things backwards
Q) sdrawrof dear t'naC
R) Think we're crazy
S) Ar A Disslexic pursun
T) Think coconuts are funny
U) Like mashed bananas
V) Don't think
W) Aime parler de francais
X) Agree with me that it IS possible to have a bin on the ceiling (and that it is perfects sensible)
Y) Spel fings fonet-tically
Z) Like monkeys
Z2) Want to review solely to point out there is no such letter as Z2