Wow, this is my first One Piece fic that isn't about Luffy and his brothers. This story is based off a conversation I had with my friends in the middle of class. Robin would be acting as my teacher. XD

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of course. :P

Cockroach

"Hey, Nami?"

"Yeah, Luffy?"

"Do you like cockroaches?"

"Of course she doesn't, baka!"

"Huh? When did you get here, Sanji?"

"Of course Nami-swan doesn't like cockroaches! They're filthy and gross!"

"Sounds like you're scared of them, Curly Brow."

"I AM NOT!"

"Scared of what, Zoro?"

"The Ero-cook is afraid of crockroaches, Usopp."

"Pfffft, really, Sanji? They're harmless!"

"Hold on! Zoro, did you just say 'crockroaches?'"

"So what, Witch Woman?"

"Don't call Nami-swan that, you bastard!"

"It's pronounced 'cockroach', baka."

"Then how come there's an 'r' in it?"

"THERE ISN'T!"

"What are you guys talking about?"

"Usopp! I wanted to know if Nami liked cockroaches, then Sanji came in and started fighting with Zoro."

"Of course…why did you wanna know, Luffy?"

"Well-"

"Oi, Usopp! How do you spell crockroach?"

"C-O-C-H-R-O-A-C-H."

"THAT'S NOT RIGHT!"

"Yeah it is! Zoro, you're just saying it wrong!"

"I AM NOT!"

"It's pronounced 'cochroach'."

"Usopp, you pronounced it right, but you spelled it wrong."

"What? No I didn't, Chopper."

"I agree with Chopper-san."

"Not you too, Brook!"

"Shishishishi, I wonder where everyone keeps coming from?"

"YOU'RE ALL SUPER WRONG! It's C-R-O-T-C-H-R-O-A-C-H!"

"DUMBASS, THAT'S 'CROTCHROACH'!"

"But that's how you say it!"

"NO, IT'S NOT!"

"You're just being a pervert, aren't you?"

"SUPER correct, Nami-chan!"

"I can't blame you, Franky-san! Yohohoho!"

"I still think it's crockroach."

"Well, you're wrong all the time, Shitty Swordsman."

"What'd you just say, Crappy Cook!"

"It's C-O-C-H-"

"No, Usopp! That's wrong!"

"How do you know, Chopper?"

"I'll ask Robin!"

"…"

"It's crotchroach."

"REALLY, FRANKY?"

Suddenly, Robin walked in through the kitchen door with a somewhat defeated-looking Chopper beside her.

"Finally!" yelled Nami, "Someone that can straighten you all out!"

The Archaeologist spoke, "It's C-O-C-H-R-O-A-C-H."

"…"

"HA! I KNEW THAT WAS IT!"

"Dammit! Usopp can't be right!"

"But it's C-O-C-K, Robin! Are you sure?"

"Yohoho, this is odd! I thought Usopp-san was wrong."

"It's C-R-O-T-C-H!"

"No! It's C-O-C-H!"

"The Marimo's wrong, Robin-chwan! Don't believe his lies!"

"I'm not a Marimo! And I'm not lying, dammit!"

"Oh…"

"Huh?"

"It seems that I've made a mistake." Said Robin, holding a dictionary, "It's actually C-O-C-K, just as Nami-san had said."

"NOOOOO!"

"I KNEW IT!"

"USOPP, I TOLD YOU!"

"YOHOHOHO! Me too!"

"I…was wrong…"

"HAHA, STUPID MARIMO!"

"SHUT IT, COOK!"

"So it really isn't crotch, Robin?"

"No, Franky-san."

"Aww…how un-super."

"How did this even start, anyway?" asked a curious Chopper.

All heads turned towards Luffy, who was snoring loudly on the table with a smile on his face.