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Hello! It is I, Invader VIZ! This is part 1 of a trilogy(3 parts), so if this one seems a bit boring, just wait until I post the next one! One more thing, it's written as if I am telling the story so if it seems strange, you'll just have to live with it! So . here's my story!
Part one: Planet Irk
It was another beautiful day on Irk. I awoke in my blue and silver clad pajamas. I wanted to stay asleep longer. I had the best dream about a boy that I didn't even know. I really liked him.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Princess Viz. Future Tallest to the throne of Irk. The problem is, I'm not so tall. It's normal for some Irkens to be short, but I'm unusually short. I'm glad I'm not the shortest. I'm three foot five. The smallest Irk I've heard of is Zim, who is about two foot seven. Even though I'm short, I am recorded as the most beautiful irken in history.
Once, Zim almost destroyed our planet during Impending Doom 1. Dad and Uncle Purple keep talking about how stupid and funny he is. My dad is one of the Tallest. He never told me his real name, but he is tall and red. I just like to call him "Dad". The other is his brother. His brother is tall and purple. I call him "Uncle Purple". An Irkens social class is determined by how tall you are. Dad and Uncle Purple were both tall, so they both rule the Irken Empire. Now, on with the story.
I got out of bed and pushed a button on my dresser. I was instantly changed into my everyday clothes: a blue sparkly dress, my silver gloves, and my silver boots.
I went in the dining hall for breakfast. My twin cousins, Liz and Fiz, were running around like crazy. Liz and Fiz are both older and two inches taller, but I'm more mature. Dad and Uncle Purple were eating tzipooch, a famous Irken breakfast meal.
"Good morning Viz!" said my dad with a full mouth, "You're just in time for the tzipooch." I liked tzipooch, but for some reason, I didn't want any.
"I'm not hungry." I said quickly.
"But Viz, you love tzipooch." said Uncle Purple.
"I know why she's not hungry," said Fiz, "It's because of Impending Doom 2"
"And then it's her birthday!" Added Liz
An Irken birthday is usually one Earth day. But if you were in my shoes, it would be one Earth week. Tallest kids are very special. But I forgot all about Impending Doom 2! I was going to have a secret mission. The Tallest decided on a secret mission so I wasn't prepared and then I could prove myself worthy of being an Invader. Or even better, an Irken Elite!
"Don't be nervous hunny," said Dad, "If Purple could do it, then so can you."
"Hey!" shouted Uncle Purple, "Are you saying Viz is smarter than me!"
I left the room. Whenever Dad and Uncle Purple get in a fight, it lasts a long time.
I went into the hallway. I found the transmission room where Dad and Uncle Purple talk to people on the big screen. There was a white light flashing by a button. Dad and Uncle Purple had a message! I thought of getting Dad and Uncle Purple, but I wondered what would happen if I answered.
I pushed the button. An unfamiliar face was on the screen. It was a female Irken. I don't know if she was an Invader or not.
"Hello, little girl," She said in a voice that seemed to echo, "I need to talk to the Tallest right now!"
"Who are you?" I asked her, "The Tallest aren't here right now."
"Who am I? I am Tak! I was supposed to be an Irken Elite!"
"Why aren't you?" I said back. Tak seemed kind of stuck-up so I said it in the same nasty voice."
"Okay," she sighed impatiently; I'll tell you the whole story. As I said before, I was supposed to be an Irken Elite. I was in the individual test room. I was about to take the test when he came. There was a snack machine right outside my test room. He put in money but the snack wouldn't come out. So he took a spare robot and blasted the snack machine apart. He got his snack, but the test room door was sealed because he blew a circuit on half the planet (I was on the bad half) and the test brain wouldn't let me take the test. I pleaded and pleaded but she still wouldn't let me. I was sent to planet Dirt to be a janitor. While I was there, I secretly created a Sir and a ship. I escaped from Dirt on my ship. And now I'm plotting to get vengeance on him."
"Who's he?" I asked.
"I don't know, but I'm tracking him down. And when I find him, man I'm gonna do something!"
"Um," I said, "that story sounds pretty bad. I'll tell Dad and Uncle Purple to call you back."
"What! You're the Princess! Why didn't you tell me! I got to tell you something"
"Well, I'd love to chat some more but I really got to go. See you later!"
I turned off the screen. If Dad and Uncle Purple knew I was in here, I'd never get to go to the Great Assigning! I ran out of the room and decided to use my new Cruiser that I got for my birthday. I left a note telling Dad and Uncle Purple where I was going. It also said they had a message from Tak, but I said someone told me so I wouldn't get in trouble.
The Cruiser was all shiny and new. I had the Tallest Irken Symbol on each side so everyone knew who I was. I opened the door and stepped inside. I started the engine and took off. I cruised around for a while and thought about my dream. It was a boy with round glasses and black hair. I couldn't remember the rest, but I knew it would all come back to me.
It felt so great just to float out in space and look at the stars. Dad and Uncle Purple each have a constellation. We recently got technology from an invaded planet and now we can move stars around to make constellations. I'm soon going to have a constellation.
A red light blinked. Dad and Uncle Purple were on my little screen.
"Hi Viz." They both said. "You can come home now. We've taken care of some business and it's time for you to get some dinner.
Wow! I have completely lost track of time and it was really late! The Great Assigning was tomorrow and I hadn't had much to eat!
"Okay, I'll be right back," I said.
I zoomed home as fast as I could. I was so hungry! A zillion drops of saliva later in the dining room, I was gorging myself with so much food, that I felt like my squeedily spooch was going to explode. Liz and Fiz usually eat like pigs, but tonight I was eating like them. Dad and Uncle Purple were eating and making last minute arrangements of what planets to assign to all the Invaders.
After dinner, I got back in my pajamas with the push of a button. The dream I had that morning continued.
I was on a strange planet. Then I saw a house with four gnomes in the front. Then the door opened and the same boy from before fell out holding a camera. The gnomes dragged him far away.
I woke up sweating. I don't know why. I went to the royal kitchen and got a glass of water. Then I got back in bed and had another dream. This one was a lot longer.
I was on the same strange planet, in some sort of learning facility. The teacher was talking on the phone. Suddenly, she hung up. I couldn't understand anything she was saying. A bunch of not hearable sequences then started. A jet landed outside. A girl just about the same height as me walked in the room. Somehow I could hear one sentence of what she said. "Hi. My name's Tak. I'm new here."
I woke up again. Everything was amazingly clear to me now! I understood everything! My dreams were telling me my future! Somewhere in the future I will be in a learning facility and see Tak. The boy I saw will probably be on the planet I go to conquer. And the house. I wasn't clear about that. But Tak, she didn't look Irken. Maybe she's disguised as a native to my assigned planet! Well, maybe I can't tell the future, but I need to find out if it's true! When I get to my planet I'll see who's there.
In the morning I put on my outfit that I wear for special occasions. It was an extra-sparkly light-blue dress. With it, I wore my high silver slippers, my tight silver gloves, and a very sparkly tiara. I t was similar to what I wore at my sweet sixteen party. Then I went to brunch where I'd eat and then be assigned. Liz and Fiz were also getting a secret mission like me.
Liz, Fiz, and I ate and went to go with the other Invaders on the stage. We stood around in a semi-circle and a curtain closed in front of us. I was so nervous. The first who would be assigned were Liz and Fiz. Then I would be assigned and head to the equipment center for Sirs.
Then The Great Assigning started. The curtains rose and Dad and Uncle Purple were lowered on a platform. They began with their little speech. "Welcome mighty Irken soldiers!" Said Dad. "You are the greatest warriors that the Irken Military has to offer."
"Good for you." Said Uncle Purple.
"These superior beings behind us-"
"But not as superior as us."
"Well, duh. These less superior beings than us but still quite superior, will each be signed to an enemy planet!"
"There you will blend in with the hideous inhabitants,"
"While you gather information on their weaknesses."
"And then you will wait for our big, ship, gang, thingy to come."
"The armada."
"Now, let the Great Assigning begin!"
A person in the audience cheered.
"Okay, will Invaders Liz and Fiz please approach." Said Uncle Purple.
Liz and Fiz ran up pushing each other to get there first. It ended up that Fiz got there first. Then Liz pushed her again and crossed her arms. Fiz stuck her tongue out at Liz. I guess they made a bet at brunch and the first person that got on the stage first wouldn't have to drive for half the trip.
"Okay girls." Said Dad. "This is your first mission. Your destination is in this disk here. Put it in your ships computer and your ship will automatically take you there."
Uncle Purple gave the disk to Fiz just like a Hula girl gives you a lea when you get off the plane to that tropical planet. Liz smiled happily because she wouldn't have to drive. She stuck her tongue out at Fiz. They both ran to the equipment center.
"Will Viz please approach the stage." Said Uncle Purple.
I decided to make this moment special. I walked up and modeled my fabulous outfit. I spun around in a circle then received my disk. The whole crowd cheered and I think I heard some whistles. I thanked my modeling for fashion magazines.
"Okay, Viz." Said Uncle Purple. "The mission is in the disk so you just have to insert it into your ship."
"Good luck." Said Dad.
I walked out of the room, showing off again. There were more whistles from the crowd.
"I wish she wouldn't do that." Muttered Uncle Purple. "She's making Liz and Fiz seem like nothing!"
I joined Liz and Fiz at the equipment center. They were mad at each other. They always argue just like Dad and Uncle Purple. Then the rest of the Invaders joined us. Then Dad and Uncle Purple came and gave Liz and Fiz each a Sir.
"My Sir's better than your Sir!" teased Liz.
"No it's not!" Screamed Fiz. "Mines better!"
I stepped aside and Dad gave me my Sir. But this Sir was different. This Sir wasn't red like the rest. It was sort of a combination of blue and purple.
"Dad, something's wrong with this Sir!" I complained. "It doesn't look like the rest!'
"Uh, well Viz. We um, we wanted to give you something different. Yeah, we wanted to give you something different!"
Suddenly the robot woke up.
"Vir, reporting for duty." The robot said.
"Um, Dad?" I said. "I have a strange feeling that you didn't plan on giving me this, thing! And if it isn't a Sir, then what's a Vir?"
"Well Viz, I think it's about time for you to go! Good luck on the mission, Bye!
"Wait Viz!" Yelled Uncle Purple, "I think your dad has something to give you."
"Something to give me?" I asked.
"Yes Viz," said Dad, "I have one more gift for you before you go."
He handed me a key. It had my name carved into it.
"What is this?" I asked.
"It a universal key. You can lock and unlock any door in the universe with it."
"Wow!" I said, "Thank you so much! Bye!"
I ran to my Cruiser and hopped in. Vir sat next to me. I used my universal key to turn it on. It worked! I sat back and relaxed. I was glad it was on autopilot. It looked like it was going to be a very, very, long trip.
Did y'all like it? I'll post the next one as soon as I can. As for now, Invader VIZ signing off!
Hello! It is I, Invader VIZ! This is part 1 of a trilogy(3 parts), so if this one seems a bit boring, just wait until I post the next one! One more thing, it's written as if I am telling the story so if it seems strange, you'll just have to live with it! So . here's my story!
Part one: Planet Irk
It was another beautiful day on Irk. I awoke in my blue and silver clad pajamas. I wanted to stay asleep longer. I had the best dream about a boy that I didn't even know. I really liked him.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Princess Viz. Future Tallest to the throne of Irk. The problem is, I'm not so tall. It's normal for some Irkens to be short, but I'm unusually short. I'm glad I'm not the shortest. I'm three foot five. The smallest Irk I've heard of is Zim, who is about two foot seven. Even though I'm short, I am recorded as the most beautiful irken in history.
Once, Zim almost destroyed our planet during Impending Doom 1. Dad and Uncle Purple keep talking about how stupid and funny he is. My dad is one of the Tallest. He never told me his real name, but he is tall and red. I just like to call him "Dad". The other is his brother. His brother is tall and purple. I call him "Uncle Purple". An Irkens social class is determined by how tall you are. Dad and Uncle Purple were both tall, so they both rule the Irken Empire. Now, on with the story.
I got out of bed and pushed a button on my dresser. I was instantly changed into my everyday clothes: a blue sparkly dress, my silver gloves, and my silver boots.
I went in the dining hall for breakfast. My twin cousins, Liz and Fiz, were running around like crazy. Liz and Fiz are both older and two inches taller, but I'm more mature. Dad and Uncle Purple were eating tzipooch, a famous Irken breakfast meal.
"Good morning Viz!" said my dad with a full mouth, "You're just in time for the tzipooch." I liked tzipooch, but for some reason, I didn't want any.
"I'm not hungry." I said quickly.
"But Viz, you love tzipooch." said Uncle Purple.
"I know why she's not hungry," said Fiz, "It's because of Impending Doom 2"
"And then it's her birthday!" Added Liz
An Irken birthday is usually one Earth day. But if you were in my shoes, it would be one Earth week. Tallest kids are very special. But I forgot all about Impending Doom 2! I was going to have a secret mission. The Tallest decided on a secret mission so I wasn't prepared and then I could prove myself worthy of being an Invader. Or even better, an Irken Elite!
"Don't be nervous hunny," said Dad, "If Purple could do it, then so can you."
"Hey!" shouted Uncle Purple, "Are you saying Viz is smarter than me!"
I left the room. Whenever Dad and Uncle Purple get in a fight, it lasts a long time.
I went into the hallway. I found the transmission room where Dad and Uncle Purple talk to people on the big screen. There was a white light flashing by a button. Dad and Uncle Purple had a message! I thought of getting Dad and Uncle Purple, but I wondered what would happen if I answered.
I pushed the button. An unfamiliar face was on the screen. It was a female Irken. I don't know if she was an Invader or not.
"Hello, little girl," She said in a voice that seemed to echo, "I need to talk to the Tallest right now!"
"Who are you?" I asked her, "The Tallest aren't here right now."
"Who am I? I am Tak! I was supposed to be an Irken Elite!"
"Why aren't you?" I said back. Tak seemed kind of stuck-up so I said it in the same nasty voice."
"Okay," she sighed impatiently; I'll tell you the whole story. As I said before, I was supposed to be an Irken Elite. I was in the individual test room. I was about to take the test when he came. There was a snack machine right outside my test room. He put in money but the snack wouldn't come out. So he took a spare robot and blasted the snack machine apart. He got his snack, but the test room door was sealed because he blew a circuit on half the planet (I was on the bad half) and the test brain wouldn't let me take the test. I pleaded and pleaded but she still wouldn't let me. I was sent to planet Dirt to be a janitor. While I was there, I secretly created a Sir and a ship. I escaped from Dirt on my ship. And now I'm plotting to get vengeance on him."
"Who's he?" I asked.
"I don't know, but I'm tracking him down. And when I find him, man I'm gonna do something!"
"Um," I said, "that story sounds pretty bad. I'll tell Dad and Uncle Purple to call you back."
"What! You're the Princess! Why didn't you tell me! I got to tell you something"
"Well, I'd love to chat some more but I really got to go. See you later!"
I turned off the screen. If Dad and Uncle Purple knew I was in here, I'd never get to go to the Great Assigning! I ran out of the room and decided to use my new Cruiser that I got for my birthday. I left a note telling Dad and Uncle Purple where I was going. It also said they had a message from Tak, but I said someone told me so I wouldn't get in trouble.
The Cruiser was all shiny and new. I had the Tallest Irken Symbol on each side so everyone knew who I was. I opened the door and stepped inside. I started the engine and took off. I cruised around for a while and thought about my dream. It was a boy with round glasses and black hair. I couldn't remember the rest, but I knew it would all come back to me.
It felt so great just to float out in space and look at the stars. Dad and Uncle Purple each have a constellation. We recently got technology from an invaded planet and now we can move stars around to make constellations. I'm soon going to have a constellation.
A red light blinked. Dad and Uncle Purple were on my little screen.
"Hi Viz." They both said. "You can come home now. We've taken care of some business and it's time for you to get some dinner.
Wow! I have completely lost track of time and it was really late! The Great Assigning was tomorrow and I hadn't had much to eat!
"Okay, I'll be right back," I said.
I zoomed home as fast as I could. I was so hungry! A zillion drops of saliva later in the dining room, I was gorging myself with so much food, that I felt like my squeedily spooch was going to explode. Liz and Fiz usually eat like pigs, but tonight I was eating like them. Dad and Uncle Purple were eating and making last minute arrangements of what planets to assign to all the Invaders.
After dinner, I got back in my pajamas with the push of a button. The dream I had that morning continued.
I was on a strange planet. Then I saw a house with four gnomes in the front. Then the door opened and the same boy from before fell out holding a camera. The gnomes dragged him far away.
I woke up sweating. I don't know why. I went to the royal kitchen and got a glass of water. Then I got back in bed and had another dream. This one was a lot longer.
I was on the same strange planet, in some sort of learning facility. The teacher was talking on the phone. Suddenly, she hung up. I couldn't understand anything she was saying. A bunch of not hearable sequences then started. A jet landed outside. A girl just about the same height as me walked in the room. Somehow I could hear one sentence of what she said. "Hi. My name's Tak. I'm new here."
I woke up again. Everything was amazingly clear to me now! I understood everything! My dreams were telling me my future! Somewhere in the future I will be in a learning facility and see Tak. The boy I saw will probably be on the planet I go to conquer. And the house. I wasn't clear about that. But Tak, she didn't look Irken. Maybe she's disguised as a native to my assigned planet! Well, maybe I can't tell the future, but I need to find out if it's true! When I get to my planet I'll see who's there.
In the morning I put on my outfit that I wear for special occasions. It was an extra-sparkly light-blue dress. With it, I wore my high silver slippers, my tight silver gloves, and a very sparkly tiara. I t was similar to what I wore at my sweet sixteen party. Then I went to brunch where I'd eat and then be assigned. Liz and Fiz were also getting a secret mission like me.
Liz, Fiz, and I ate and went to go with the other Invaders on the stage. We stood around in a semi-circle and a curtain closed in front of us. I was so nervous. The first who would be assigned were Liz and Fiz. Then I would be assigned and head to the equipment center for Sirs.
Then The Great Assigning started. The curtains rose and Dad and Uncle Purple were lowered on a platform. They began with their little speech. "Welcome mighty Irken soldiers!" Said Dad. "You are the greatest warriors that the Irken Military has to offer."
"Good for you." Said Uncle Purple.
"These superior beings behind us-"
"But not as superior as us."
"Well, duh. These less superior beings than us but still quite superior, will each be signed to an enemy planet!"
"There you will blend in with the hideous inhabitants,"
"While you gather information on their weaknesses."
"And then you will wait for our big, ship, gang, thingy to come."
"The armada."
"Now, let the Great Assigning begin!"
A person in the audience cheered.
"Okay, will Invaders Liz and Fiz please approach." Said Uncle Purple.
Liz and Fiz ran up pushing each other to get there first. It ended up that Fiz got there first. Then Liz pushed her again and crossed her arms. Fiz stuck her tongue out at Liz. I guess they made a bet at brunch and the first person that got on the stage first wouldn't have to drive for half the trip.
"Okay girls." Said Dad. "This is your first mission. Your destination is in this disk here. Put it in your ships computer and your ship will automatically take you there."
Uncle Purple gave the disk to Fiz just like a Hula girl gives you a lea when you get off the plane to that tropical planet. Liz smiled happily because she wouldn't have to drive. She stuck her tongue out at Fiz. They both ran to the equipment center.
"Will Viz please approach the stage." Said Uncle Purple.
I decided to make this moment special. I walked up and modeled my fabulous outfit. I spun around in a circle then received my disk. The whole crowd cheered and I think I heard some whistles. I thanked my modeling for fashion magazines.
"Okay, Viz." Said Uncle Purple. "The mission is in the disk so you just have to insert it into your ship."
"Good luck." Said Dad.
I walked out of the room, showing off again. There were more whistles from the crowd.
"I wish she wouldn't do that." Muttered Uncle Purple. "She's making Liz and Fiz seem like nothing!"
I joined Liz and Fiz at the equipment center. They were mad at each other. They always argue just like Dad and Uncle Purple. Then the rest of the Invaders joined us. Then Dad and Uncle Purple came and gave Liz and Fiz each a Sir.
"My Sir's better than your Sir!" teased Liz.
"No it's not!" Screamed Fiz. "Mines better!"
I stepped aside and Dad gave me my Sir. But this Sir was different. This Sir wasn't red like the rest. It was sort of a combination of blue and purple.
"Dad, something's wrong with this Sir!" I complained. "It doesn't look like the rest!'
"Uh, well Viz. We um, we wanted to give you something different. Yeah, we wanted to give you something different!"
Suddenly the robot woke up.
"Vir, reporting for duty." The robot said.
"Um, Dad?" I said. "I have a strange feeling that you didn't plan on giving me this, thing! And if it isn't a Sir, then what's a Vir?"
"Well Viz, I think it's about time for you to go! Good luck on the mission, Bye!
"Wait Viz!" Yelled Uncle Purple, "I think your dad has something to give you."
"Something to give me?" I asked.
"Yes Viz," said Dad, "I have one more gift for you before you go."
He handed me a key. It had my name carved into it.
"What is this?" I asked.
"It a universal key. You can lock and unlock any door in the universe with it."
"Wow!" I said, "Thank you so much! Bye!"
I ran to my Cruiser and hopped in. Vir sat next to me. I used my universal key to turn it on. It worked! I sat back and relaxed. I was glad it was on autopilot. It looked like it was going to be a very, very, long trip.
Did y'all like it? I'll post the next one as soon as I can. As for now, Invader VIZ signing off!