Disclaimer: I do not own 'Kids Next Door' or Harry Potter. I only own my fan kids ^.^'. So do not sue, even when I do make fun of Kids Next Door, still don't sue. Pretty much dedicated to my friend, Anthony, who really thinks Kids Next Door is stupid, which I pretty much agree a bit. And I just said a bit. That means only 1% or 10%, not really sure.

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Operation: D.E.S.T.R.O.Y K.N.D

Destroying Easily Stresses Them Roughly Once a Year to be rid of

Kids Next Door

"So, what do you guys want to do?" A fourteen-year-old Mexican girl with long black hair and brown eyes asked. On her left, she was walking with a Mexican fourteen-year-old boy, with really short dark hair and brown eyes. On her right, was a fourteen-year-old African-American girl; she had brown eyes, and short black hair. They were all friends. But they were only seen through a pair of binoculars. Numbuh 1 was the one looking through the binoculars.

"Stupid teenagers" Numbuh 1 mumbled to himself. He continued to stare through the binoculars. Numbuh 2 was reading a magazine, Numbuh 3 was talking to Numbuh 5 about stuffed animals and carnivals, and Numbuh 4 was walking towards Numbuh 1.

"What-cha looking at?" Numbuh 4 asked.

"Looking at these three stupid teenagers. But I don't think we have ever seen them before." Numbuh 1 said.

"Let me take a look." Numbuh 4 said. Numbuh 1 gave Numbuh 4 the binoculars. 1 minute later he gave the binoculars back to Numbuh 1. "You're right, we haven't ever seen these teenagers before." Numbuh 4 said.

"C'mon gang! It's stupid teenager butt kickin' time!" Numbuh 1 said. Numbuh 5, 4, 3, and Numbuh 2 followed Numbuh 1.

The three teenagers were still walking. Of course they were pretty new to the neighborhood and all. The Mexican girl's name was Jessie. The Mexican boy's name was Anthony. And the African-American girl's name was Kearra. They were all wearing black. Black shirts, black jeans, black shoes, and maybe even black socks! They did pretty much look suspicious. But what the hay, they are best friends aren't they? The three teens walked past a tree trunk, a giant rock, and a pine tree. When they were gone the giant rock, the tree trunk, and the pine tree was really The Kids Next Door.

"Stupid teenagers." Numbuh 1 muttered to himself.

Jessie stopped walking. This alarmed the Kids Next Door, and went back into hiding.

"What's wrong, Jessie?" Anthony asked.

"I think were being followed and stalked. I head someone say 'stupid teenagers'." Jessie said.

"Are you sure, or are you just hearing things?" Kearra asked her best friend.

"Yeah I'm sure, why wouldn't I have a super sonic hearing aid in my ear? For nothing! I don't think so." Jessie said.

"Okay then, we better watch our backs then. If we're being stalked." Anthony said. They began walking off again. After they were a block or two away, the Kids Next Door came out of hiding.

"Super sonic hearing aid?" Numbuh 4 asked.

"Don't ask me. But I think that girl is just freaky." Numbuh 5 said.

"Well, we can't lose them. C'mon!" Numbuh 1 said and they went of to follow the teenagers.

The teenagers went to a steel looking mini house. On the door it said TIB. They went inside of it. There were microscopic laser things that popped out of the ground. Just incase if some unexpected guest was coming inside to be nosing around. KND finally got there.

"So, this is where those stupid teenagers hang out." Numbuh 1 said. He looked at the door to see that it said TIB. "TIB? What's TIB?" Numbuh 1 asked.

"I think it stand for Teens In Black. Cause they all were wearing black you know." Numbuh 5 said smartly.

"Yeah, so let's bust on in their place!" Numbuh 4 said.

"Wait! They might have booby traps set up. We must keep our eyes open. Understood?" Numbuh 1 asked.

"Yes, Numbuh 1." Everyone said and followed him. They were walking toward the mini steel house. And they walked right past the microscopic lasers.

Inside of the mini steel house, the teens along with others were discussing plans about something, until the alarms went off.

"Crap! I told you guys somebody was following us!" Jessie said to her friends.

"Who cares for now!" Anthony said and hit the red button that was on a steel table.

All of the plans on the walls and everywhere went to posters of rappers, video games, and wrestlers. The steel table was now a wooden table. The robotic chairs with the little game controller things on them to move them around were now rolling chairs. And the chart they were discussing was now a chart on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

The door was busted open and the Kids Next Door was inside of the teen's place of where they were discussing stuff.

"Alright you teenagers! We know your plans . . ." Numbuh 1 stopped and seen what they were doing.

"And that's why Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is a true kick butt video game." Jessie said and all of the teens clapped. Jessie took a bow to her people.

"Number 1, this doesn't look like anything suspicious." Numbuh 4 whispered to him.

"Oh, hello kids, uh . . . welcome to our club. We didn't really expect you to come in or anything . . . because this place IS for teens." Jessie said.

"Well yeah, but we just wanted to drop in and say . . .hi." Numbuh 1 said. "And right now we'll be leaving. So goodbye." He said and the Kids Next Door walked quickly out or the place.

Making sure that they have left and reset the alarm again just incase, Jessie put her hand under the wooden table and pressed a button. Everything was back to its 'normal' state.

"Some nosey gits are going to get it tonight!" Jessie said pulling a wand out of her pocket.

"But Jessie, you said you can't use magic outside of your school!" Anthony said alarmed.

"I know, but it's for a good purpose." Jessie said with a grin.

Later in the day, which was night, at the Kids Next Door clubhouse. The members were all chilling. Numbuh 2 was about to go outside.

"I'll be right back, I'm going for a stroll." Numbuh 2 said.

"Watch out for crazy teens!" Numbuh 4 joked. That's what Numbuh 2 was worried about, those teenagers.

Numbuh 2 was walking down the sidewalk. There was a rustle heard in some bushes. This alarmed Numbuh 2. But what came out of the bushes was a black cat.

"Aw, its just a cat." Numbuh 2 said and petted the cat. But the cat started to hiss at him. "Uh-oh." Numbuh 2 said. The cat backed away and turned into the 14 year old Mexican girl with long black hair and brown eyes. Numbuh 2 gasped.

Jessie pulled out her wand and muttered: "Petrificus Totalus!"

Numbuh 2's arms attached to his body, and his legs attached to each other too. He fell flat on his back. The other two teenagers came out to help Jessie carry Numbuh 2 to the TIB house.

"He's heavy as heck!" Anthony complained.

"No crap, Anthony! He need's to go on a diet or something." Jessie said.

"What are we going to do to him?" Kearra asked.

"You'll see, Kearra, you'll see." Jessie said with a grin on her face.

They got to the TIB house and took Numbuh 2 inside. He was put inside a cell. Jessie took the spell off of him.

"Ah! What do you want from me?" Numbuh 2 asked in a panicked manner.

"It's nothing that we want from you. Well maybe it is something we want from you, entertainment. Catramonis Latonis!" Jessie said pointing her wand at him.

Now inside of the cage was a dancing orange kitten in a tutu, with a pilot helmet on its head. Jessie, Anthony, and Kearra began to laugh.

"Oh man, this is just too amusing. I have to get the camcorder." Kearra managed to gasp out when laughing and left the room.

"I love using my magic." Jessie said with a grin on her face. Kearra came back with the camcorder. "After this, we see him dance, without being a kitten."

The next morning at The Kids Next Door clubhouse, Numbuh 1, 3, 4, and 5 were looking for Numbuh 2.

"Numbuh 2! Where are you?" Numbuh 1 said looking in his bedroom.

"Numbuh 2!" Numbuh 4 said looking was looking under a couch.

"Numbuh 2!" Numbuh 3 said looking in her room through all of her stuffed animals.

"I think I've found the answer to his disappearance." Numbuh 5 said holding a piece of paper with newspaper words on them. Everyone crowed around it and read:

We HAVE YouR STUpid frIEND. IF you EveR want TO SeE HiM again, FIGURE ouT the FOlloWING RiDDle: THIS creature IS GREEN and is BUMpy. It LIVE's in A pond WITH LiLy PaDS. CaN you FIGURE OuT ThIs RiDDle?

"A riddle? They want us to figure out a riddle? Isn't it obvious of who it is?" Numbuh 1 said. "Let's go kick some stupid teenager butt!"

The Kids Next Door went to the TIB house again. Going right past the microscopic lasers. They went right into the steel house.

"Okay you teenagers, what did you do with our friend?" Numbuh 1 asked.

"What are you talking about? What friend?" Jessie asked.

"Numbuh 2. That's what friend. Now where is he?" Numbuh 1 demanded.

"Look, you are making one big mistake. How and why would we want your friend?" Jessie asked.

"Well . . . eh? I'm not sure, but . . . oh forget it." Numbuh 1 said and led his members out of the TIB house and back to the KND clubhouse. When they left for good, Jessie went to the wooden table and pressed the button underneath it. Everything was back to its 'normal' state again.

Jessie sighed. "I'm tired, but do I really have to have that little git in my room?" Jessie asked.

"Yeah, its not cool for a dude to have another dude in his room." Anthony said.

"And I just don't want him in my room cause it wouldn't be right." Kearra said.

"Man, I hate you guys!" Jessie said, crossing her arms.

"Don't worry, He'll probably be here for 10 years or something." Anthony said.

"Ten years. You want that git to be in my room for TEN YEARS?!" Jessie said in a mad tone.

"Or maybe a year?" Anthony suggested.

"Okay, just ONE year. But he'll have to leave when I get back from Hogwarts." Jessie said.

They all agreed and went to their rooms. Anthony put the alarm on automatic, so they wouldn't be bothered to push the button. Jessie walked into her room and rolled her eyes at Numbuh 2, which his cage was by the door. She jumped onto her four-poster bed. Jessie closed the curtains that were hanging on her four-poster bed, so the little git wouldn't watch her sleep. She put on some music to help her sleep. Jessie would always be tired for some reason. Well there was one reason, but that only happens on full moons. Yeah, Jessie was a very vicious, flesh-eating werewolf. But has she ever told Numbuh 2 this? No. Of course she wouldn't. She wants to give him a scare of his life. Jessie grinned to herself.

"Tomorrow night, he'll get the scare of his life." Jessie thought to herself and fell asleep.

Numbuh 2 was looking around, scared of this new environment. There were colors or red and gold everywhere. Posters that said Gryffindor on them and also had a lion in the middle of the posters. Others had Quidditch players on them like the Chudley Cannon's, and the people on the posters moved too.

"I've got to get out of here." Numbuh 2 thought to himself. But he couldn't get out. The cage was locked with a key and had a big padlock on it too. Just incase he did get the cage door open, but not the padlock. Numbuh 2 sighed to himself.

About an hour or two later it was noon. Soon Numbuh 2 would be fed. Jessie had just woken up. She rubbed her eyes and opened the curtain on her right. And there was her radio and her alarm clock too. It was noon. Jessie got out of bed. Numbuh 2 stared at her and asked her a question.

"When am I going to leave?" Numbuh 2 asked.

"Leave? Aw, you want to leave don't you?" Jessie said with a fake frown on her face. Numbuh 2 nodded sadly. "Well too bad!" Jessie said and laughed. "I am so heartless." Jessie said leaving out the door.

"She is heartless." Numbuh 2 said, even sadder than ever. He had to stay here, and he didn't know how long either.

Jessie walked into the kitchen part of the mini steel house. It was big. She went into the refrigerator and got out a carrot. Jessie also got out some other things and put some water in a bowl. She took the stuff to the door. She picked up the carrot and the bowl of water and went inside. She pretty much grinned when Numbuh 2 stared at the carrot and the bowl of water. There was a little flap at the bottom of the cell. Jessie slid the bowl of water in there. And she dangled the carrot above his cell.

"C'mon, you can get it." Jessie said as she jerked the carrot up and down. Numbuh 2 tried to get the carrot, but couldn't. Jessie just laughed. This amused her. She threw the carrot at him. Then left out and brought the rest of the stuff in and put it in his cell. She closed the door.

Jessie went to her four-poster bed and closed the curtains; she wasn't going to nap again, yet. But she just lay down and stared up, imagining things. She was imagining herself playing Quidditch again. And she also imagined seeing her school again. Jessie sighed to herself. She had some homework to do still.

"I better work on my homework." Jessie said rolling her eyes. She opened the curtains and got off of her bed. Jessie went to her desk and opened her trunk that was next to it. She got out her Muggle Studies book and went to the last page on chapter 15. "How do you think a muggle would feel if they were turned into a guinea pig? A bouncing ferret? And a gerbil? Write at least 1 roll of parchment on this. Hmm, I don't know how they would feel, I'll need a volunteer though." Jessie said looking around her room. She stared at Numbuh 2 with an evil grin. "Well you'll be the volunteer then, since you'll have to stay in my room for a whole year!" Jessie said in a mad tone and pulled out her wand.

"No, NO!!!!" Numbuh 2 pleaded. He was on his knees pleading to her.

"Hmm, should I pick on him or not?" Jessie said looking up at the ceiling. Numbuh 2 was shaking his head quickly as possible. "Well, I am a heartless person and all, so I should pick on him. Guinealinea Slapfatina!" Jessie said pointing her wand at Numbuh 2. Numbuh 2 was turned into a black, white, and tanned fat guinea pig. The guinea pig ran out of the flap, but Jessie grabbed it by the scruff of its neck. "Trying to escape, eh?" Jessie asked.

The guinea pig tried to get out of her grip, but failed to get out.

"Okay, take note on that, muggles do not like to be turned into guinea pigs." Jessie said. "Now, Gerbilitious!" Jessie said pointer her wand at the guinea pig. The guinea pig was now a fat gerbil. She was messing with it by flicking its little nose. "Take another note, muggles don't like being gerbils, especially when flicked in the nose." Jessie said with an evil grin.

The gerbil tried to bite her.

"Oh, aggravated aren't we? Well let's see if you like being a bouncing ferret1! Bouncious Ferretious!" Jessie said pointing her wand at Numbuh 2. The gerbil was now a white ferret. Jessie pointed the wand up and down so that the ferret would bounce on his bottom and back up. She was enjoying this. "And another note, muggles really don't like being turned into bouncing ferrets." Jessie said with the evilest grin ever.

She bounced the bouncing ferret back into its cell. Jessie turned Numbuh 2 back to himself. His face was flushed a pinkish color and tears were streaming down his face after being bounced around so much.

"Thanks for volunteering!" Jessie said with a smile on her face, writing on parchment with her quill. Numbuh 2 didn't say anything but just glared at her. Jessie wasn't paying any attention of course. "Tonight, another stupid git is going to get it!" Jessie said out loud. Numbuh 2 was alarmed of this, if only he could tell Numbuh 1 all of this information.

Who is going to get kidnapped next? Why are these evil teens doing this? What's the freaking point?!

(TO BE CONTINUED)