Once upon a time there were two teenage girls named Leslie and Kaylee. They were best friends, and they went everywhere together. But there's one thing that they enjoyed doing the most together. Watching Degrassi and sharing their fantasies about Craig, J.T., and Sean. And no, they have never heard of people named Jake Epstein, Ryan Cooley, and Daniel Clark.
Currently, the girls had prepared a "Degrassi Night" for the season finale of Degrassi season four. However, many crazy people online had told them that they were watching the season finale of season three—not four. But Kaylee's lipstick had told them a message that they were right and the crazy people were wrong. You HAVE to trust lipstick.
Kaylee was busy at her house, putting up all her pretty paintings of her Degrassi fantasies. In one painting, Ashley did drugs and Jimmy dumped her. Unfortunately for Kaylee, that would never happen. But if he did, he would surely run straight for her. Kaylee started kissing the painting as she waited for Leslie to come over to her house, where Degrassi Night would be held.
Kaylee heard the door knock. It was Leslie. Kaylee rushed to the door and opened it.
"OH MY GOSH KAYLEE!" shouted Leslie.
"OH MY GOSH LESLIE!" shouted Kaylee. "LIKE, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN! AHH OH MY GOSH THERE'S SEAN!"
"WHERE?!" exclaimed Leslie. "Oh wait...that's the carpet. "Kaylee, you need to lay off the Al Gore!"
"LMAO! LMAO!"
The girls rushed to Kaylee's computer. They always went to before a new episode of Degrassi was on. They went to the message boards and then to the spoilers section. Leslie and Kaylee loved reading the spoilers. They found a thread entitled "BIG MANNY SPOILER." The girls clicked that and read the message:
'Attention, people of I have tried to post this upcoming spoiler many times, but the cruel workers at wouldn't let me post this. So I have hacked to finally post this spoiler to the world. Cassie Steele's character gets pregnant and an abortion! Yes, it's true.'
"What the hell?" asked Leslie.
"That's such a lie. And who the hell is Cassie Steele?"
"I think it's one of the actors on the show."
"Ac...tors?" Kaylee did not know this creature her friend spoke of. "Whatever. This site is full of lies...OH MY GOSH! THIS OTHER POST SAYS SEAN IS AN ALIEN!"
The girls furiously screamed. They screamed for many minutes. Then suddenly, they realized that Degrassi was starting in five minutes! They rushed to the couch and turned on The-N. They waited for the episode where Emma found out the shocking truth of her online boyfriend to end.
"This must be a new one," said Kaylee. "Whatever...OH MY GOSH! IT'S GOING TO START!"
The show began to start...
The girls were EXTREMELY happy...
But then there was a thunderstorm and the TV got turned off!
The girls screamed hysterically. How would they live without Degrassi? They considered suicide, but they didn't want to do that until one of the Degrassi stars was dead. Suddenly Kaylee got an idea.
"What this TV needs is something to reboot it! My mom keeps some rebooting medicine behind her bed!" Kaylee ran to her mother's room and reached beneath her bed. There were some bottles marked ALCOHOL. She took the bottles and ran back to the living room. Then she poured all the alcohol on the television.
Leslie reached for the television remote. She tried turning on the TV—and it worked! The girls sat down on the couch, and were able to relax again.
But all of a sudden Leslie got warped into the TV!
TO BE CONTINUED...