Cyniclon madness

by The Foreseer of Avalon

What happens when the aliens get stuck in your computer. A lot. THIS REALLY HAPPENED! Some of it you might not understand because it is stuff we talk about outside of IMing, but its still funny.

earthgirl502 (2:48:04 PM): hey

DrenFan6024 (2:48:35 PM): watcha doin?

earthgirl502 (2:48:46 PM): emailing tas

DrenFan6024 (2:49:04 PM): kul

earthgirl502 (2:50:13 PM): I put a blush face on the email

DrenFan6024 (2:50:19 PM): huh?

earthgirl502 (2:51:09 PM): the little faces on the email i put one that blushes

DrenFan6024 (2:51:33 PM): this one?

earthgirl502 (2:51:40 PM): yeah

DrenFan6024 (2:51:44 PM): kul

DrenFan6024 (2:52:43 PM): dis fanfic funny LOL

earthgirl502 (2:52:46 PM): tasin is being cofusing she confused me! she confused me so much im dizzy!

DrenFan6024 (2:53:04 PM): Stop! The whole thing makes my head spinny

DrenFan6024 (2:53:18 PM): In SS, Mr. Herringshaw made my head hurt

earthgirl502 (2:53:27 PM): AH! DIZZY!

DrenFan6024 (2:53:32 PM): MAH!

earthgirl502 (2:54:41 PM): DIZZY!

DrenFan6024 (2:54:46 PM): STOPIT!

earthgirl502 (2:55:13 PM): Ok dizzness gone

DrenFan6024 (2:55:19 PM): yay!

earthgirl502 (2:57:28 PM): i am still cofused what does she mean at both? she even put this in the email "*gives sneaky smile for unknown reson*" I am not dizzy but i am confused

earthgirl502 (2:57:53 PM): the part that is in stars is the email part

DrenFan6024 (2:58:03 PM): huh? STOP CONFUZZLING ME!!!!!!!!!

earthgirl502 (2:58:28 PM): sorry

DrenFan6024 (2:58:34 PM): yay

DrenFan6024 (2:58:38 PM): Poop

earthgirl502 (2:58:49 PM): ew

DrenFan6024 (2:58:53 PM): poop

DrenFan6024 (2:59:07 PM): poop
POOP
POOP
POOP
POOP
POOP

earthgirl502 (2:59:21 PM): AH ATTACK OF THE POOP

DrenFan6024 (2:59:33 PM): YAY!!!! ATTACK OF THE POOP!

earthgirl502 (3:00:34 PM): huh? what? they will shot you with there poop weapons! I DO N0T WANT TO GET COVERED IN POOP

DrenFan6024 (3:00:43 PM): I DO!

earthgirl502 (3:01:28 PM): AH! *grabs a chair to sheild her self*

DrenFan6024 (3:01:45 PM): ATTACK, MY MINIONS OF POOP!

earthgirl502 (3:02:30 PM): HUH WHEN DID YOU BECOME THERE LEADER I THOUGHT THAT WAS TAS BECAUSE OF HER BRAIN POOP!

DrenFan6024 (3:03:03 PM): MWAHAHA! WHO DO YOU THINK GAVE TASIN HER BRAIN POOP? THE MARTIANS?

earthgirl502 (3:03:14 PM): YES!

DrenFan6024 (3:03:31 PM): NO, IT WAS ME! ME! ALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

earthgirl502 (3:03:54 PM): NO I DONT WANT BRAIN POOP!

earthgirl502 (3:04:08 PM): BRB

DrenFan6024 (3:04:10 PM): TOO BAD! ATTACK, MY MINIONS!

earthgirl502 (3:04:26 PM): brb

DrenFan6024 (3:07:37 PM): WHERE ARE YOU?

DrenFan6024 (3:09:50 PM): GO, MY BRAIN POOP SQUAD! INFUSE HER COMPUTER- OR SHOULD I SAY COMPOOPER-
LOL

DrenFan6024 (3:11:26 PM): HI

earthgirl502 (3:14:02 PM): i am back

DrenFan6024 (3:14:07 PM): YAY

DrenFan6024 (3:14:22 PM): GET HER MY POOP!!!!!!!

earthgirl502 (3:15:12 PM): NEVER I WILL NEVER GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT BECAUSE TAS IS ON MY SIDE! MWHAHAHAHAH!

DrenFan6024 (3:15:36 PM): NO! IS IT POSSIBLE SHE BROKE FREE OF THE BRAIN POOP?

earthgirl502 (3:16:24 PM): YES AND SHE HAS THE POWER OF FUZZY WUZZY AND I HAVE THE POWER OF FUZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

DrenFan6024 (3:16:44 PM): GO! ATTACK THE FUZZY!!!!!!!

earthgirl502 (3:18:15 PM): BUT THEY CAN TRANSFORM INTO FIGHTER FUZZY WUZZY AND FIGHTER FUZZY THE MOST POWERFUL FUZZY FIGHTERS

DrenFan6024 (3:19:03 PM): MWAHAHA! YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE ONLY THE POOP, DO YOU? I AM ALSO A MASTER, OF... POOP-FU!!!!

earthgirl502 (3:19:50 PM): BUT WE HAVE THE MASTER OF....................FUZZY KUNG FU

DrenFan6024 (3:20:21 PM): WELL, I HAVE ALL THE POOP IN THE WORLD! I INVENTED CONSTAPATION

earthgirl502 (3:21:12 PM): oh tas that email is do sad...

DrenFan6024 (3:21:58 PM): DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?!?! I SAID, I INVENTED CONSTAPATION!!!!!!!! MWAHAHA!!!!!!!

earthgirl502 (3:25:41 PM): i sent you the email

DrenFan6024 (3:25:58 PM): ILL CHECK TOMORROW, MY INTERNET TIME RAN OUT

earthgirl502 (3:26:27 PM): oh its so sad i almost cryed!

DrenFan6024 (3:26:37 PM): what?

earthgirl502 (3:26:55 PM): the email

DrenFan6024 (3:27:01 PM): kay

DrenFan6024 (3:27:20 PM): POOP-FU!!!!!!!!!

DrenFan6024 (3:30:47 PM): I'm gonna send u a story i wrote

earthgirl502 (3:30:54 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (3:30:55 PM): but it'll be on IM

earthgirl502 (3:31:00 PM): ok

earthgirl502 (3:32:53 PM): coolio

earthgirl502 (3:34:02 PM): uh i dont like the song that just came on

earthgirl502 (3:34:36 PM): hey are you still there?

earthgirl502 (3:34:45 PM): hey

earthgirl502 (3:35:03 PM): HEY ARE U STILL THERE?!

DrenFan6024 (3:35:25 PM): yes

DrenFan6024 (3:35:52 PM): u want the next chapter?

earthgirl502 (3:35:59 PM): ok

earthgirl502 (3:36:12 PM): then i show you one of mine

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earthgirl502 (3:38:07 PM): wow awkwark

DrenFan6024 (3:38:18 PM): dont u mean akwards

DrenFan6024 (3:38:25 PM): LOL

DrenFan6024 (3:38:38 PM): POOP-FU!!

DrenFan6024 (3:39:06 PM): We have such clean minds, don't we?

earthgirl502 (3:39:35 PM): ok my story you get read it you read some but not all of it! oh yes we do have clean minds.

DrenFan6024 (3:40:18 PM): huh? restate the first part, please, it confuses Victoria

earthgirl502 (3:41:24 PM): you get to read a story i wrote i wrote more that you have not read yet but i showed you some of it

DrenFan6024 (3:41:42 PM): okay, that clears it up.

DrenFan6024 (3:41:48 PM): Victoria says thank you

earthgirl502 (3:42:30 PM): Alyssa says your welcome

DrenFan6024 (3:42:36 PM): who is speaking?

earthgirl502 (3:43:59 PM): the uhhh...................... gotta go!

DrenFan6024 (3:44:15 PM): This is...

DrenFan6024 (3:44:35 PM): PAI, GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER THIS INSTANT!!!!!!

earthgirl502 (3:44:56 PM): AH!

DrenFan6024 (3:45:06 PM): sorry about that

DrenFan6024 (3:45:12 PM): Pai does that sometimes

earthgirl502 (3:45:14 PM): thats fine

DrenFan6024 (3:45:57 PM): It gets so annoying when super smart aliens break into your computer

earthgirl502 (3:46:10 PM): yeah

DrenFan6024 (3:46:14 PM): especcially when they read your cyber diary

earthgirl502 (3:46:26 PM): oh yeah i hate that

DrenFan6024 (3:46:34 PM): happened 2 u 2?

earthgirl502 (3:46:54 PM): yeah some times

DrenFan6024 (3:47:03 PM): I'm back

DrenFan6024 (3:47:13 PM): Pai, GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER!!

DrenFan6024 (3:47:30 PM): Hello

DrenFan6024 (3:47:35 PM): U 2, Tart!

earthgirl502 (3:47:49 PM): is kish there?

DrenFan6024 (3:47:54 PM): no,

DrenFan6024 (3:47:57 PM): not yet, anyway

DrenFan6024 (3:48:13 PM): Tart! DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!

earthgirl502 (3:48:30 PM): oh no what did he get to?

DrenFan6024 (3:48:40 PM): PAI, STOP DELETING THOSE FILES!

DrenFan6024 (3:48:48 PM): TART, GET OUT OF MY DIARY!!!!!!!!

earthgirl502 (3:48:56 PM): :~O

earthgirl502 (3:49:11 PM): chaos

earthgirl502 (3:49:52 PM): ok here is the story!

earthgirl502 (3:50:14 PM): DARN IT!

earthgirl502 (3:50:40 PM): The new warrior, blazing star , and healer sat in a preserve where they had just all met and discovered there powers. The blazing star Sara had moved from new york city and still missed it. The warrior Alyssa had been hiking around to discover the preserve and found it and told the healer Marcy who she had very resonantly made friends with because her parents thought that she needed a more social life she just had wanted them off her case but she never thought that it would lead her to this. They all sat at a glade. The warrior had taken off her shoes and stuck her feet in the water when she noticed a odd gold and silver stone. Marcy noticed a blue diamond shape stone in the water at the same time. The blazing star stopped on her way over as she noticed a star shaped clear crystal by Adriane it was the prettiest thing she had ever seen. They were all looking over the gems they had found.

DrenFan6024 (3:50:46 PM): NO!!!!! TART, GET OUT OF MICROSOFT WORD!

DrenFan6024 (3:51:27 PM): PAI, STOP TYPING!!!!

earthgirl502 (3:51:33 PM): when u get them out tell me and i will do the story

DrenFan6024 (3:52:07 PM): TART, I DON'T LOVE U! MY LOVE BELONGS SOULLY TO KISH!!

DrenFan6024 (3:52:18 PM): Someone meshon me?

DrenFan6024 (3:52:30 PM): You spelled mention wrong.

DrenFan6024 (3:52:38 PM): ARGHHHHHHHHH!

earthgirl502 (3:52:53 PM): what about one person thats name is hard to spell

DrenFan6024 (3:53:11 PM): WHY WON'T U DATE ME, VICTIORIA-CHAN?

DrenFan6024 (3:53:28 PM): I AM NOT UR VICTORIA-CHAN!

earthgirl502 (3:53:35 PM): OH I FOUND A SONG IN RUSSUAN! ALEX!

earthgirl502 (3:53:58 PM): YAY!

DrenFan6024 (3:54:01 PM): Oooh, this looks interesting...

DrenFan6024 (3:54:12 PM): Noooooooo! Now my life is soooo over

DrenFan6024 (3:54:25 PM): What's this? HOW DARE YOU!

DrenFan6024 (3:54:38 PM): Backing away... RUNNING AWAY

earthgirl502 (3:55:29 PM): WHAT DID KISH FIND?!

DrenFan6024 (3:56:29 PM): I found her story where she makes me die. How dare she!

DrenFan6024 (3:56:44 PM): I'm sorry! FORGIVE ME, KISH-KUN!

earthgirl502 (3:56:52 PM): HA!

earthgirl502 (3:57:09 PM): this is better than a book

DrenFan6024 (3:57:18 PM): WRITE A STORY ABOUT ME!!!!!!

earthgirl502 (3:57:27 PM): ?

DrenFan6024 (3:57:34 PM): I did. In it, u turn into a human female.

DrenFan6024 (3:57:44 PM): WHAT?! WHY?

earthgirl502 (3:57:46 PM): :~O

DrenFan6024 (3:58:03 PM): *shrugs* I waz bored

DrenFan6024 (3:58:12 PM): You spelled was wrong

DrenFan6024 (3:58:21 PM): SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

earthgirl502 (3:58:26 PM): *laughs*

DrenFan6024 (3:58:45 PM): Is this what I think it is?

DrenFan6024 (3:58:58 PM): Hm... yup, it is

earthgirl502 (3:59:06 PM): what? what is it kish?

DrenFan6024 (3:59:36 PM): Let's see here... Kish it great, wonderful, hot, talented, the only one for me. Well, except for... wait, this can't be right

DrenFan6024 (4:00:01 PM): That that I wrote was strictly what I was reading aloud, nothing more

earthgirl502 (4:01:50 PM): Victoria you should probable get them out of your computer now

DrenFan6024 (4:02:13 PM): I cant. WAIT, KISH, STOP READING THAT!!!

DrenFan6024 (4:02:28 PM): U like BLONDY?

DrenFan6024 (4:02:38 PM): maybe

earthgirl502 (4:02:40 PM): HUH?

earthgirl502 (4:02:53 PM): who?

DrenFan6024 (4:03:04 PM): U like HIM?

DrenFan6024 (4:03:16 PM): Ryou...

DrenFan6024 (4:03:27 PM): U like THOSE 2 AN NOT ME?!?

DrenFan6024 (4:03:38 PM): *slaps own forehead*

earthgirl502 (4:03:50 PM): HUH?

earthgirl502 (4:04:01 PM): WHO?!

DrenFan6024 (4:04:34 PM): RYOU

DrenFan6024 (4:04:39 PM): Ryou...

DrenFan6024 (4:04:43 PM): RYOU?!?

earthgirl502 (4:04:46 PM): who is that?

DrenFan6024 (4:05:12 PM): Elliot

earthgirl502 (4:05:24 PM): ah....

DrenFan6024 (4:06:00 PM): I am surrounded by fools, a crazy writer, her friend, and... A BACKGROUND PICTURE OF KISH?

DrenFan6024 (4:06:31 PM): That brings in a whole new level of wrong

DrenFan6024 (4:06:44 PM): I dunno, I think it's nice, devoted

DrenFan6024 (4:06:49 PM): you would

earthgirl502 (4:07:02 PM): Victoria we have to figure out how to get them out

DrenFan6024 (4:07:11 PM): I know, I know.

earthgirl502 (4:07:25 PM): HOW?!

DrenFan6024 (4:07:34 PM): TART, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING THAT ICON!

DrenFan6024 (4:07:53 PM): Great... now he opened up paint

earthgirl502 (4:08:27 PM): HOW DO WE GET THEM OUT?!

DrenFan6024 (4:08:30 PM): and is opening the Kish picture I have as background.

DrenFan6024 (4:08:39 PM): wait... THAT PICTURE?!?

DrenFan6024 (4:08:43 PM): great...

DrenFan6024 (4:08:54 PM): A little of this... and a little of that...

DrenFan6024 (4:09:08 PM): Stop it! Ur ruinin my figure!

DrenFan6024 (4:09:16 PM): And my background!

earthgirl502 (4:09:22 PM): Victoria how do we get them out of the computer?

DrenFan6024 (4:09:41 PM): I don't know how to without them being able to get them back in.

earthgirl502 (4:10:03 PM): uh.......................................................................

earthgirl502 (4:10:30 PM): there is nothing to get rid of them!

earthgirl502 (4:11:13 PM): what is it that you use to get them out?

DrenFan6024 (4:11:35 PM): WAHHHHHHH!

DrenFan6024 (4:11:48 PM): I do not, BAKA!

earthgirl502 (4:11:55 PM): ?

DrenFan6024 (4:12:06 PM): I can dream, can't I?

DrenFan6024 (4:12:44 PM): Alyssa, Victoria has no item to get us out. We go out when we wish, and none of us feel like it right now.

DrenFan6024 (4:13:06 PM): In other words... 2 bad! :p

DrenFan6024 (4:13:26 PM): ... I didn't know Tart knew emoticons...

earthgirl502 (4:13:30 PM): poor her i would hate too be stuch with you

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DrenFan6024 (4:14:15 PM): I no, wait.. HEY

DrenFan6024 (4:14:20 PM): GET BACK HERE!

earthgirl502 signed on at 4:14:50 PM.

earthgirl502 (4:15:28 PM): sorry Victoria my email had a error and closed out

DrenFan6024 (4:15:44 PM): HEY!

DrenFan6024 (4:15:53 PM): Ayayay

DrenFan6024 (4:16:08 PM): I do not think...

DrenFan6024 (4:16:15 PM): SHUT UP!

earthgirl502 (4:16:36 PM): What did the dummys do now?

DrenFan6024 (4:16:39 PM): Do u know what Tart did to my precious Kish background?

earthgirl502 (4:16:48 PM): what?

DrenFan6024 (4:17:21 PM): He gave it a curly Q mustache and his tongue is sticking out, and he wrote 'Kish hates u'

DrenFan6024 (4:17:24 PM): Wah!

earthgirl502 (4:17:37 PM): wow thats low

DrenFan6024 (4:17:40 PM): I do not! Fix that right now, BAKA!

DrenFan6024 (4:18:19 PM): Ha... hehe... I can't. I already closed paint and saved the picture. And, sort of replaced it on the background

DrenFan6024 (4:18:38 PM): Tart, as soon as u get out of there, I'LL KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

earthgirl502 (4:19:09 PM): wow you really will kill him...

DrenFan6024 (4:19:09 PM): Ah dont hurt me!

DrenFan6024 (4:19:25 PM): She cant while ur in here, but I CAN!!!

DrenFan6024 (4:19:39 PM): I think I might want to leave now...

DrenFan6024 (4:19:50 PM): ... but this is just too fun to watch.

DrenFan6024 (4:20:26 PM): U having fun without a supercomputer? Just an out of date old one and two bumbling idiots, one of whom is so HOT!

earthgirl502 (4:21:02 PM): Victoria you have a boy friend!

DrenFan6024 (4:21:01 PM): ':-l

DrenFan6024 (4:21:12 PM): No, me and Andrew broke up

DrenFan6024 (4:21:28 PM): Yes, UR SINGLE!

DrenFan6024 (4:21:50 PM): Hey, just cause I broke up with Andrew doesn't mean I'm single, right Kish-kun?

DrenFan6024 (4:22:07 PM): I have no idea why I just typed for her

DrenFan6024 (4:22:13 PM): oops

DrenFan6024 (4:22:18 PM): heeh

DrenFan6024 (4:22:21 PM): hehe

earthgirl502 (4:22:27 PM): no not Andrew the one thats starts with N

DrenFan6024 (4:22:39 PM): oh, ur in trouble now

DrenFan6024 (4:23:08 PM): Who, Narelle? He doesn't mind my insane crushes on anime characters

earthgirl502 (4:23:19 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (4:23:34 PM): Kish-kun was being weird, and typed for me above.

DrenFan6024 (4:23:36 PM): LOL

DrenFan6024 (4:23:48 PM): uh... hehe... oops.

DrenFan6024 (4:24:18 PM): Victoria wil be right back

DrenFan6024 (4:24:26 PM): I'm gonna stalk her!

earthgirl502 (4:24:31 PM): Tasin and Marcy get to be spys for me Victoria

earthgirl502 (4:24:50 PM): do you want to be one too?

DrenFan6024 (4:24:55 PM): I'll read for a bit until Kish comes back and fights with Tart

DrenFan6024 (4:25:01 PM): I GOTTA PEE!

earthgirl502 (4:25:25 PM): ...

earthgirl502 (4:26:26 PM): Victoria? Are they gone?

DrenFan6024 (4:27:31 PM): NO! Kish, don't even think about...

DrenFan6024 (4:27:37 PM): ...going back in there

earthgirl502 (4:27:48 PM): ?

DrenFan6024 (4:27:48 PM): Hey, uh, where's Tart go

DrenFan6024 (4:28:37 PM): First, it's where'd, not where's, second, it a '?' not a '', and third, I think Alyssa can answer, can't you?

DrenFan6024 (4:29:13 PM): Where'd he go?

earthgirl502 (4:29:18 PM): ...

DrenFan6024 (4:29:24 PM): Is he in one of my private files?

earthgirl502 (4:29:30 PM): ...

DrenFan6024 (4:29:32 PM): Did he say anything before he left?

earthgirl502 (4:29:36 PM): ...

DrenFan6024 (4:29:42 PM): Did he? Seriously

earthgirl502 (4:29:52 PM): check the ims

DrenFan6024 (4:30:02 PM): K...

DrenFan6024 (4:30:10 PM): ... He went to the bathroom.

DrenFan6024 (4:30:27 PM): So at least he's not in my computer anymore

DrenFan6024 (4:30:34 PM): Not exactly...

earthgirl502 (4:30:35 PM): YAY!

DrenFan6024 (4:30:42 PM): Oh, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

earthgirl502 (4:30:54 PM): AH! EW!

DrenFan6024 (4:31:14 PM): TART, DON'T YOU HAVE A SENSE OF DIGNITY? OR RESPECT?

DrenFan6024 (4:31:27 PM): PULL UR PANTS UP, 4 GODS SAKE!

earthgirl502 (4:31:38 PM): ew...

DrenFan6024 (4:31:43 PM): Great...

DrenFan6024 (4:31:52 PM): Something we did not need to see

DrenFan6024 (4:32:37 PM): *eye twitching madly* I... sawTart'sweinerIsawTart's weiner! HEHEHEHEHE

DrenFan6024 (4:32:52 PM): Pai? Did U give him sugar? Again?

DrenFan6024 (4:33:09 PM): Ugh? Why are you people being so stupid and typing for me?

DrenFan6024 (4:33:16 PM): Did u?

DrenFan6024 (4:33:32 PM): uh... I deny that fact!

DrenFan6024 (4:33:48 PM): oh, brother. Here's some water.

DrenFan6024 (4:33:56 PM): That's not water...

DrenFan6024 (4:34:06 PM): Then what is... Oh boy

DrenFan6024 (4:34:16 PM): This is gonna be fun

earthgirl502 (4:36:53 PM): So there really is no way at all to get them out of your computer? Not even by force?

earthgirl502 (4:38:29 PM): Victoria are you still there?

DrenFan6024 (4:39:01 PM): yes, I am here, with a half naked Tart, a hyper Kish, and a...

DrenFan6024 (4:39:06 PM): DRUNKEN PAI?!?

DrenFan6024 (4:39:24 PM): TART, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BEER?

DrenFan6024 (4:39:48 PM): Uh... I... uh... Alyssa's penguin gave it to me!

DrenFan6024 (4:40:18 PM): *singing* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy, it hurts

DrenFan6024 (4:40:55 PM): I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk, yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk

DrenFan6024 (4:41:08 PM): WhobroughtIchigointothis?!?

DrenFan6024 (4:41:19 PM): KISH COME BACK HERE WITH MY PANTS!

DrenFan6024 (4:41:43 PM): This is a disturbing sce... PAI, DON'T U DARE TAKE UR SHIRT OFF!

earthgirl502 (4:42:21 PM): :~I

DrenFan6024 (4:42:34 PM): I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, for New York and Japan

DrenFan6024 (4:42:49 PM): And I'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants

DrenFan6024 (4:42:59 PM): KEEP THOSE ON!

DrenFan6024 (4:43:08 PM): YES! I GOT MY PANTS BACK!

DrenFan6024 (4:43:22 PM): ouch! Let go of my ear!

DrenFan6024 (4:44:16 PM): ALL OF YOU! OUT!

DrenFan6024 (4:44:19 PM): NO

DrenFan6024 (4:44:23 PM): No

DrenFan6024 (4:44:44 PM): I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I shake my little tush on the catwalk

earthgirl502 (4:44:48 PM): OUT OR VICTORIA AND I WILL KILL YOU!

DrenFan6024 (4:44:51 PM): ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

DrenFan6024 (4:45:10 PM): Great, ask ur penguin where it got the beer

earthgirl502 (4:45:32 PM): I have no idea it left

DrenFan6024 (4:46:04 PM): cause it gave Tart the beer who gave it to Pai. Say, Tart, why did u want beer, anyway?

DrenFan6024 (4:46:27 PM): Yeah, Taru-Taru, why? Beer's bad

DrenFan6024 (4:46:44 PM): AHHHH! Pudding? How did u get here?

DrenFan6024 (4:47:29 PM): Pai-oneechan left his lab dooo pen, and there was a machine that said something like computer enterer.

earthgirl502 (4:47:48 PM): Victoria will Pudding take them out?

DrenFan6024 (4:48:03 PM): Pudding, get Tart out, and I'll take care of Kish and Pai.

earthgirl502 (4:48:14 PM): I'll help!

DrenFan6024 (4:48:37 PM): Alyssa, I've had to take care of a drunk Pai in my computer. Watch and learn

earthgirl502 (4:48:46 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (4:49:00 PM): Hey, Pai, it's a giant waffle army coming into the computer.

DrenFan6024 (4:49:25 PM): AHHHHHHH GIANT WAFFLE ARMY!! RUN AWAY! *leaves computer*

earthgirl502 (4:49:40 PM): What about Kish?

DrenFan6024 (4:49:47 PM): Taru-Taru, come with me. Please? *kisses him*

DrenFan6024 (4:50:05 PM): Uh... okay. Just don't kiss me again, you crazy monkey!

DrenFan6024 (4:50:18 PM): Kish! More candy's outside the computer!

earthgirl502 (4:50:35 PM): oh like that

DrenFan6024 (4:50:43 PM): CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

DrenFan6024 (4:50:51 PM): *LEAVES COMPUTER*

DrenFan6024 (4:50:57 PM): Told you

earthgirl502 (4:51:15 PM): you were right how long will they be out

DrenFan6024 (4:52:02 PM): I dunno. Okay, let's see, I'll call Ichigo (with a bribe at hand), Pudding, and Zakuro to take them out on dates tonight

earthgirl502 (4:52:19 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (4:52:35 PM): However, it must be noted that I am only having Ichigo go on a date with Kish because he needs to stay out of my computer

earthgirl502 (4:52:43 PM): yes

DrenFan6024 (4:52:55 PM): good, were at an understanding

earthgirl502 (4:53:20 PM): yup

DrenFan6024 (4:53:58 PM): good. Do not think I left, I am just reading our previous IMing that we did today which I will proceed to call 'Cyniclon Madness

earthgirl502 (4:54:16 PM): ok

earthgirl502 (4:55:25 PM): I have tasin as my spy! yay know she can find out!

earthgirl502 (4:56:17 PM): i mean now she can find out the info!

DrenFan6024 (5:00:48 PM): what info?

DrenFan6024 (5:00:55 PM): what info

DrenFan6024 (5:01:03 PM): What info

earthgirl502 (5:01:07 PM): the crush info

DrenFan6024 (5:01:12 PM): huh

DrenFan6024 (5:01:35 PM): Hello

DrenFan6024 (5:01:40 PM): MAH!!!!

earthgirl502 (5:01:47 PM): huh?

DrenFan6024 (5:01:46 PM): What crush infor

DrenFan6024 (5:02:04 PM): I WANNA BE A SPY!!!!!!

DrenFan6024 (5:02:15 PM): Just... not a stalker like Kish

earthgirl502 (5:02:34 PM): my crush info i want to know if he likes me i broke up with Zach too

DrenFan6024 (5:02:37 PM): WAHHHHHHHH! My background! RUINED!

DrenFan6024 (5:02:51 PM): No, see, Andrew is a human.

DrenFan6024 (5:03:02 PM): I was an idiot to fall in love with a human

earthgirl502 (5:03:04 PM): i know

earthgirl502 (5:03:29 PM): hehe i guess i am a idiot

DrenFan6024 (5:03:39 PM): Human males are all back-stabbing jerky creeps who care for no one but themselzes!

earthgirl502 (5:03:53 PM): not the person i like

DrenFan6024 (5:04:02 PM): Hey, can u sleep over 2night? My parents r talking about it

DrenFan6024 (5:04:38 PM): *gasp* u like a human?

DrenFan6024 (5:04:52 PM):

earthgirl502 (5:04:55 PM): no my stomach really hurt today it made me wake up at 5:00 a.m

DrenFan6024 (5:04:58 PM): MAH!!!!!!!\

DrenFan6024 (5:05:02 PM): pkay

earthgirl502 (5:05:29 PM): yeah but i dont care i will give up magic for him

DrenFan6024 (5:05:33 PM): I have to sleep with a humidafyer 2night

DrenFan6024 (5:05:45 PM): ud give up magic?

earthgirl502 (5:05:51 PM): yes

DrenFan6024 (5:06:14 PM): *gasps for breath* *falls over and dies*

earthgirl502 (5:06:27 PM): oh no she died!

DrenFan6024 (5:06:53 PM): OH NO!!! MY TENNIS BALL!!!!!

earthgirl502 (5:07:05 PM): huh?

DrenFan6024 (5:07:12 PM): YAY! IT CAME BACK TO ME!

earthgirl502 (5:07:17 PM): ok

earthgirl502 (5:07:37 PM): hey your back from the dead!

earthgirl502 (5:08:19 PM): yay!

DrenFan6024 (5:08:30 PM): I no, isnt it wonderful?

DrenFan6024 (5:08:39 PM): Now I can spread all my poopy goodness

earthgirl502 (5:08:43 PM): yeah!

earthgirl502 (5:08:47 PM): no

DrenFan6024 (5:08:55 PM): YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

earthgirl502 (5:09:03 PM): no.................................

DrenFan6024 (5:09:14 PM): GOTTA PEE!

DrenFan6024 (5:09:26 PM): not in the computer though, like Tart did

earthgirl502 (5:09:27 PM): tmi

earthgirl502 (5:11:47 PM): AH I CANT GET HIM OUT OF MY MIND!

DrenFan6024 (5:13:28 PM): Miss Suzie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell (toot toot)

earthgirl502 (5:13:41 PM): what?

DrenFan6024 (5:13:52 PM): Miss Suzie went to Heaven
The steamboat went to

earthgirl502 (5:14:16 PM): OH CAN I GO TO HEAVEN?

DrenFan6024 (5:14:23 PM): Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I'll chop off you're

earthgirl502 (5:14:37 PM): ah!

DrenFan6024 (5:14:57 PM): Behind the refrigirator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzie sat upon it
And broke her little

earthgirl502 (5:15:09 PM): ...

DrenFan6024 (5:15:22 PM): Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their

DrenFan6024 (5:15:33 PM): Flies are in the city

DrenFan6024 (5:15:38 PM): Bees are in the park

earthgirl502 (5:15:40 PM): :~

DrenFan6024 (5:16:00 PM): Miss Suzie and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the

DrenFan6024 (5:16:26 PM): D-A-R-K D-A-R-K

DrenFan6024 (5:16:31 PM): Dark

DrenFan6024 (5:16:33 PM): Dark

DrenFan6024 (5:16:35 PM): Dark

DrenFan6024 (5:16:58 PM): Darker than the ocean
Darker than the Sea
Darker than the underwear
My mama puts on me

earthgirl502 (5:17:12 PM): ha

earthgirl502 (5:17:34 PM): what are you typing i dont get it

earthgirl502 (5:17:43 PM): its just funny

DrenFan6024 (5:18:10 PM): I know I know my ma
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
With the eighty meter bra!

DrenFan6024 (5:18:36 PM): My Mother is Godzilla
My Father is King Kong
My sister is the idiot who

DrenFan6024 (5:18:49 PM): Made me sing this song
(yay!)

earthgirl502 (5:18:52 PM): this is geting wierd

DrenFan6024 (5:18:58 PM): It's Miss Suzie

DrenFan6024 (5:19:03 PM): That's the song

earthgirl502 (5:19:08 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (5:19:15 PM): Ever heard it?

earthgirl502 (5:19:32 PM): now i have

DrenFan6024 (5:19:44 PM): YAY!!

DrenFan6024 (5:19:49 PM): What's for dinner?

earthgirl502 (5:19:58 PM): you

DrenFan6024 (5:19:57 PM): I'm hungry

earthgirl502 (5:20:03 PM): you

DrenFan6024 (5:20:03 PM): AHHH! Canabal!

earthgirl502 (5:20:29 PM): no i was looking at a chocolate bar

DrenFan6024 (5:21:07 PM): I'm gonna eat Chinses

earthgirl502 (5:21:29 PM): so why can you not like humans?

DrenFan6024 (5:21:41 PM): remember when I got a fork stuck in my appliance?

earthgirl502 (5:21:50 PM): yes

DrenFan6024 (5:21:54 PM): wasn't that funny?

earthgirl502 (5:22:11 PM): mhm

earthgirl502 (5:22:50 PM): so why not?

DrenFan6024 (5:23:02 PM): I turned the humidafyer on

DrenFan6024 (5:23:12 PM): I just dont, let's leave it at that

DrenFan6024 (5:23:17 PM): MAH!!!!

earthgirl502 (5:23:21 PM): ok but why not?

earthgirl502 (5:23:36 PM): Why is it bad?

DrenFan6024 (5:23:40 PM): I just don't, let's leave it at that

DrenFan6024 (5:23:58 PM): I have a hole in my sock! IM A HOBO!!!!

earthgirl502 (5:24:03 PM): not you why should i not like a human

DrenFan6024 (5:24:12 PM): LOL, I almost typed in hoho

earthgirl502 (5:24:45 PM): in my text book there is somone named hobo joe

DrenFan6024 (5:24:44 PM): I'm not saying u shouldn't like a human, I just don't want to.

DrenFan6024 (5:24:48 PM): LOL

DrenFan6024 (5:24:54 PM): My toe hurts

DrenFan6024 (5:25:11 PM): I have 31 tabs open in Microsoft Word

earthgirl502 (5:25:26 PM): ok then i like him so much i can not stop smiling!

DrenFan6024 (5:25:29 PM): EXPLODEFIED!!!!!!!

DrenFan6024 (5:25:47 PM): Cartwheel

DrenFan6024 (5:25:55 PM): Winnie the Pooh

DrenFan6024 (5:26:06 PM): Hey! I just figured something out

earthgirl502 (5:26:09 PM): happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy

DrenFan6024 (5:26:16 PM): wanna no what it is?

earthgirl502 (5:26:27 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (5:26:54 PM): I am the Queen of Poop, so technically, because this is his name, I command Pooh Bear!

earthgirl502 (5:27:12 PM): yeah

DrenFan6024 (5:27:27 PM): Awesome! Get her with ur stupid childnessness

DrenFan6024 (5:28:00 PM): Im gonna count my monry

earthgirl502 (5:28:37 PM): oh but pooh beat is so cute but not as cute as him

DrenFan6024 (5:29:08 PM): $178

earthgirl502 (5:29:36 PM): wow i only have like $45

earthgirl502 (5:30:11 PM): but i have gift cards!

DrenFan6024 (5:30:17 PM): ditto

earthgirl502 (5:30:55 PM): but do you have $50 to barns and noble

DrenFan6024 (5:31:03 PM): no, i have 20

earthgirl502 (5:31:09 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (5:31:36 PM): but I have a lot of money I can spend aywhere! Ha!

earthgirl502 (5:32:04 PM): ok i can just use my unlimted internet!

DrenFan6024 (5:32:08 PM): wah

earthgirl502 (5:32:14 PM): ha

earthgirl502 (5:32:55 PM): ugh i like him so much it hurts

earthgirl502 (5:33:04 PM): it really does

earthgirl502 (5:33:32 PM): ow... love is painful

earthgirl502 (5:34:45 PM): ow

DrenFan6024 (5:34:54 PM): could u come over tomorrow? like for a few hours or the day?

earthgirl502 (5:35:24 PM): i dont know i have too do my science project

earthgirl502 (5:35:48 PM): i need a latter for it

DrenFan6024 (5:35:51 PM): k

earthgirl502 (5:36:08 PM): and 2 tennis balls

DrenFan6024 (5:36:14 PM): i have a tennis ball

earthgirl502 (5:36:25 PM): new ones

DrenFan6024 (5:36:35 PM): good, cause ur not using mine

earthgirl502 (5:36:53 PM): ow

DrenFan6024 (5:36:55 PM): i got it from one of those tennis oractice things

earthgirl502 (5:37:04 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (5:37:04 PM): in South Carolina

earthgirl502 (5:37:06 PM): ow

earthgirl502 (5:37:33 PM): oh i love south carolina i go there for 2 weeks in the summer

earthgirl502 (5:37:57 PM): i love the beach

earthgirl502 (5:38:28 PM): OW! IT HURTS!

DrenFan6024 (5:38:58 PM): what hurts

earthgirl502 (5:39:21 PM): my heart from the love

DrenFan6024 (5:39:32 PM): ...wow

earthgirl502 (5:40:02 PM): yeah...

earthgirl502 (5:40:39 PM): (spechless)

DrenFan6024 (5:40:46 PM): wow

DrenFan6024 (5:40:54 PM): im cleanin my room with my dad

earthgirl502 (5:41:10 PM): cool

earthgirl502 (5:42:14 PM): wow

earthgirl502 (5:45:42 PM): wowy zowy

DrenFan6024 (5:45:56 PM): his

DrenFan6024 (5:46:00 PM): oops, hi

earthgirl502 (5:46:05 PM): hi

DrenFan6024 (5:46:10 PM): hi

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DrenFan6024 (5:46:18 PM): hi'

DrenFan6024 (5:46:21 PM): hi

DrenFan6024 (5:46:21 PM): hi

DrenFan6024 (5:46:22 PM): hi

earthgirl502 (5:46:25 PM): hi

DrenFan6024 (5:46:23 PM): hi

DrenFan6024 (5:46:23 PM): hi

DrenFan6024 (5:46:24 PM): hi

earthgirl502 (5:46:26 PM): hi

earthgirl502 (5:46:26 PM): hi

earthgirl502 (5:46:27 PM): i

earthgirl502 (5:46:28 PM): i

earthgirl502 (5:46:28 PM): hih

earthgirl502 (5:46:48 PM): wow that one was messed up

DrenFan6024 (5:47:32 PM): LOL

earthgirl502 (5:47:49 PM): yeah

DrenFan6024 (5:48:07 PM): What did Pai do when he was in ur computer?

earthgirl502 (5:49:07 PM): looked in my files i dont have anthing important on it though

DrenFan6024 (5:49:11 PM): like I do?

earthgirl502 (5:50:14 PM): yeah

DrenFan6024 (5:50:26 PM): Was Tart or Kish ever in ur computer?

earthgirl502 (5:50:32 PM): no

DrenFan6024 (5:50:46 PM): lucky. Tart has a serious bladder problem

earthgirl502 (5:51:01 PM): ya

DrenFan6024 (5:51:19 PM): Note to self: never get Pai drunk

DrenFan6024 (5:51:23 PM): Or Kish hyper

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earthgirl502 (5:52:26 PM): sorry accident

DrenFan6024 (5:52:30 PM): iss okay

earthgirl502 (5:52:54 PM): ow*sigh* when will it end?

DrenFan6024 (5:53:01 PM): Pai is my gramatic nightmare

earthgirl502 (5:53:11 PM): yeah

DrenFan6024 (5:53:53 PM): he would be breathing down my neck and correcting me every 5 sec. if he came to school with me. Hey, there's a fanfiction idea! Write it

earthgirl502 (5:54:14 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (5:54:20 PM): really?

earthgirl502 (5:54:33 PM): yeah

DrenFan6024 (5:54:39 PM): yay! Thank u! When?

earthgirl502 (5:54:55 PM): idk

DrenFan6024 (5:55:12 PM): soon? cause I can't wait to read it! And use my name!

earthgirl502 (5:55:48 PM): ok i thought you meant write down the idea

DrenFan6024 (5:55:58 PM): No, write it, the story!

DrenFan6024 (5:56:07 PM): And, I gotta go for now

earthgirl502 (5:56:26 PM): help me when does the pain end ?

DrenFan6024 (5:56:24 PM): keep IM up, cause Ill be back, just gotta pick up dinner

earthgirl502 (5:56:32 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (5:56:37 PM): brb (kinda)

earthgirl502 (5:56:42 PM): ok

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earthgirl502 (6:04:54 PM): ow

earthgirl502 (6:04:56 PM): ow

earthgirl502 (6:05:26 PM): okay

earthgirl502 (6:06:10 PM): ow when does it end please tell me?

earthgirl502 (6:07:54 PM): O.o this face is cute

earthgirl502 (6:09:33 PM): O.o

earthgirl502 (6:09:38 PM): O.o

earthgirl502 (6:09:42 PM): O.o

earthgirl502 (6:09:46 PM): O.o

earthgirl502 (6:09:51 PM): O.o

earthgirl502 (6:09:56 PM): O.o

earthgirl502 (6:15:56 PM): ow\

earthgirl502 (6:16:51 PM): AIM:You have 100,000 new IMs

earthgirl502 (6:17:31 PM): its like talking to a wall

earthgirl502 (6:23:57 PM): wait maybe I am talking to a wall! O.O

earthgirl502 (6:24:55 PM): ow

earthgirl502 (6:26:07 PM): its so painful but i can not stop smiling! Its crazy!

earthgirl502 (6:38:03 PM): brb keep iming

earthgirl502 (6:40:10 PM): I will be back in maybe a hour

DrenFan6024 (6:49:21 PM): hi

DrenFan6024 (6:49:45 PM): sorry, we got stuck at the carwash

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earthgirl502 (7:31:46 PM): hi

earthgirl502 (7:31:57 PM): i am back

earthgirl502 (7:32:14 PM): the carwash!

earthgirl502 (7:33:29 PM): hi Victoria

earthgirl502 (7:39:14 PM): hey are you there

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DrenFan6024 (8:31:23 PM): hi

earthgirl502 returned at 8:31:29 PM.

earthgirl502 (8:31:33 PM): hi

DrenFan6024 (8:31:41 PM): I gonna watch the music man now

earthgirl502 (8:32:12 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (8:32:20 PM): Its, its, a Ballroom Blitz, its, its, a Ballroom Blitz

earthgirl502 (8:32:35 PM): the pain is gone for now! yay!

DrenFan6024 (8:32:36 PM): We're back

DrenFan6024 (8:32:40 PM): Yup

DrenFan6024 (8:32:48 PM): You got it!

DrenFan6024 (8:32:54 PM): Oh no!

earthgirl502 (8:33:15 PM): victoria you said they would be gone!

DrenFan6024 (8:33:30 PM): I guess they got off the date early... hehe

earthgirl502 (8:33:44 PM): send them on another!

DrenFan6024 (8:33:45 PM): Actually, Ichigo's father came in, and we had to go.

DrenFan6024 (8:34:08 PM): Zakuro had to leave early on a photo shoot

DrenFan6024 (8:34:25 PM): Pudding had to go home to take care of her siblings

DrenFan6024 (8:34:50 PM): So we're here for good

earthgirl502 (8:34:59 PM): no!

DrenFan6024 (8:35:05 PM): Hmm... let me take care of this

earthgirl502 (8:35:10 PM): ok

DrenFan6024 (8:35:19 PM): Hey, guys. U wanna watch the Music Man?

DrenFan6024 (8:35:25 PM): Kay.

DrenFan6024 (8:35:35 PM): There's nothing better available

DrenFan6024 (8:35:47 PM): Wait... is it a movie?

DrenFan6024 (8:35:49 PM): yup

DrenFan6024 (8:35:57 PM): YAY!!!!!!! Movie!

DrenFan6024 (8:36:03 PM): told you

DrenFan6024 (8:36:29 PM): Oh, and you'll mess up the movie if you stay in the computer. So come on out

earthgirl502 (8:36:40 PM): oh yay!

DrenFan6024 (8:36:52 PM): Allright*leaves computer*

DrenFan6024 (8:37:07 PM): Kay*leaves computer*

DrenFan6024 (8:37:27 PM): Good bye. Jeez, don't they have any manners? *leaves computer*

DrenFan6024 (8:37:41 PM): See, it worked

earthgirl502 (8:37:54 PM): yay your a genius!

DrenFan6024 (8:38:17 PM): Okay, Kish really wants to say something, so I'm going to let him type for a moment

DrenFan6024 (8:38:55 PM): Okay, can we please close the Instant Messaging? Cause Tart's bugging me, and I want to see the movie

earthgirl502 (8:39:15 PM): ok bye i will be on in the morning

DrenFan6024 (8:39:29 PM): kay

earthgirl502 (8:39:34 PM): bye

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That was the story! I didn't edit it and my friend wrote it and shes a BIG kish FAN