LSS-Chan: Ok, so I was like reeeaally bored and I was watching 'Into The Woods' (a musical by Stephen Sondheim) I decided to have a bit of fun, so I made this!!!! The song is called Agony and it' sung by Cinderella's Prince and Rapunzel's Prince, but I changed it so there are four parts. YAY!
Sakura: What's the song about?
LSS-Chan: It's about the Princes trying to get their Princess! So here is the cast!
Princes:
Cinderella's Prince: Sasuke
Rapunzel's Prince: Sai
Sleeping Beauty's Prince: Shikamaru
Snow White's Prince: Naruto
Princesses:
Cinderella: Sakura
Rapunzel: Ino
Sleeping Beauty: Temari
Snow White: Hinata
LSS-Chan: Anyways Sakura, Hinata will you two please do the disclaimer!!
Hinata/Sakura: Of course! LSS-Chan does not own Naruto or Into The Woods.
Gaara: AND IF SHE DID THERE WOULD BE IMPROPER FRACTIONS, CUP CAKES, AND WAFFLES EVERY WHERE!!!!!
Hinata/Sakura:… What's with Gaara?
LSS-Chan: I gave him sugar!!!!!!!!
WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!! CHARACTER OOCNESS ALERT!!!!
Sasuke:
Did I abuse her
Or show her disdain?
Why does she run from me?
If I should lose her,
How shall I regain
The heart she has won from me?
Agony!
Beyond power of speech,
When the one thing you want
Is the only thing out of your reach.
Sai:
High in her tower,
She sits by the hour,
Maintaining her hair.
Blithe and becoming and frequently humming
A lighthearted air:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-
Agony!
Far more painful than yours,
When you know she would go with you
If there only were doors.
All:
Agony!
Oh, the torture they teach!
Naruto:
What's as intriguing-
Shikamaru:
Or half so fatiguing-
Sai & Sasuke:
As what's out of reach?
Sasuke:
Am I not sensitive,
Clever,
Well-mannered,
Considerate,
Passionate,
Charming,
As kind as I'm handsome
And heir to a throne?
Naruto:
You are everything maidens could wish for!
Sasuke:
Then why no-?
Shikamaru:
Do I know?
Sasuke:
The girl must be mad!
Sai:
You know nothing of madness
Till you're climbing her hair
And you see her up there
AS you're nearing her,
All the while hearing her:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-
Shikamaru & Naruto:
Agony!
Sasuke:
Misery!
Sai:
Woe!
Shikamaru & Naruto:
Though it's different for each.
Sasuke:
Always ten steps behind-
Sai:
Always ten feet below-
Sasuke & Sai:
And she's just out of reach.
Shikamaru:
High in a tower--
Like yours was, but higher—
A beauty asleep.
All 'round the tower,
A thicket of briar
A hundred feet deep.
Agony! No frustration more keen,
When the one thing you want
Is a thing that you've not even seen.
Naruto:
I've found a casket
Entirely of glass--
No, it's unbreakable.
Inside--don't ask it--
A maiden, alas,
Just as unwakeable—
All:
What unmistakable agony! Is the way always barred?
Naruto:
She has skin white as snow—
Sai:
Did you learn her name?
Naruto:
No, there's a dwarf standing guard.
All:
Agony! Such that princes must weep!
Always in thrall most
To anything almost,
Shikamaru & Naruto:
Or something asleep.
Shikamaru:
If it were not for the thicket—
Sasuke:
A thicket's no trick. Is it thick?
Shikamaru:
It's the thickest.
Sai:
The quickest is pick it apart with a stick—
Shikamaru:
Yes, but even one prick--
It's my thing about blood.
Naruto:
Well, it's sick!
Shikamaru:
It's no sicker than your thing with dwarves.
Sasuke & Sai:
Dwarves?
Shikamaru:
Dwarves.
Naruto
Dwarves are very upsetting.
All:
Not forgetting the tasks unachievable,
Mountains unscalable--
If it's conceivable
But unavailable,
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah--
Sasuke & Sai:
Agony!
Naruto:
Misery!
Shikamaru:
Woe!
Sai:
Not to know what you miss.
Shikamaru
While they lie there for years—
Naruto
And you cry on their beards—
Sasuke:
What unbearable bliss!
All:
Agony, that can cut like a knife!
I must have her…to wife…
LSS-Cahn: Well hope you liked it….
Gaara/LSS-Chan: NOW REVIEW OR WE'LL SEND IMPROPER FRACTIONS AND SCHNITZEL AFTER YOU!!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!