Title : Teachers' POVs.

Genre : Humor

Anime : Gakuen Alice

Rating : K

Author : Hamano-chan

Summary :

Just some very retarded teachers' point of views in a very weird sort of way.XD

Persona's POV.

As I walk along the paths of the Northern Forests at Gakuen Alice, I started talking to myself, since I think that I'm alone and nobody would be listening at all costs.

I never really dreamt of being at trainer of the Dangerous Ability Types. As a child, I have always had the ambition of either being a doctor or a fashion designer.

Sadly, they wouldn't let my apply into those jobs because of my alice, the Mark of Death alice. Once, when I tried to prove them that I was was worthy of curing people, I un-purposely killed the patient just by touching him. Such a pity. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Anyway, I've always thought that I looked nice in pink. It has always been my favorite color since I was in Nursery School. When I decided that I could not get any other job than being a sensei at the academy, I decided to wear my favorite color while training.

Unfortunately, the school forbade me to wear pink because it would look rather peculiar. They gave me a huge sum of yen that I could not resist just because they didn't like me wearing pink. I wonder why.

I was immediately convinced that this attire is the best for me. You know why? Cos I look mysterious, hot and sexy in this 'costume.' And I just love being hot and sexy. To top it all off, I decided to put on a mask, mascara, and black lipstick to make me look even prettier.

If you were to look in my closet, you would see pink and girly items there. Such as wigs, hair extensions and teddy bears. Ohmygollygosh! I would always say when I open my closet! It is filled with pink feathery goodness that I would forever love and adore.

Central Town. The best place ever. When I was a student at Alice Academy, I would always go there everyday to visit my boyfriend. Boyfriend, ei? When I first saw him, I immediately fallen in love with him, even though we are of the same gender. To impress him, I would always dress up as a girl after classes.

I horribly love going shopping with him there. I still remember all the times we laughed together, until one day he found out that I was a boy. He was shocked and then got very angry and got himself expelled on purpose just to escape from me. I'll never forget him.

Oh well.

End of Persona's POV.

Normal POV.

Unknown to the trainer, Hotaru Imai and Kokoro Yome were there spying on him behind a shrub nearby. Kokoro was taking down notes while Imai was video taping everything. Poor poor Persona.

"This is going to earn me billions of rabbits," Hotaru smirked.

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This idea just suddenly popped into my head when I was waiting to be picked up from school. I'm sorry to all those Persona fans who think this is lame. Oh well.

Goodbye.

See you.

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Next Teacher : Narumi.