Disclaimer: I own nothing of Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Bleach, Inuyasha, Bobobo-bobo-bobo, Teen Titans, or Speed Racer.
Enjoy the insanity!
Within the sky over Tokyo, a black cloud condensed and formed above Japan's beloved city. It drew forth more clouds to itself as a portal opened up. A giant glowing hand reached from the portal and grabbed two unsuspecting people, as it vanished. During the night in Konohagakure, the same black cloud appeared, it released the hand and took two people from their sleep to another world. This is only the beginning of the insanity.
A white light shone as a voice was heard from the silence. "Oww... It feels like I hit my head..."
Another replied to the first voice. "Naruto, is that you? What's going on?"
Naruto opened his eyes to see Sasuke standing over him as he grabbed Naruto's arm and pulled him up. "I don't know, where are we?" Naruto asked looking around in the dim light.
"Can't tell, all I know is, just keep your guard up..." Sasuke said as he started glancing around too.
In the darkness there were other voices whispering as well.
"Hiei, did you blow out the sun?" Kuwabara's voice rang out from the darkness.
"I swear if that was a fart joke, I'll kill you!" Hiei yelled back at him.
The two stood next to each other as they glanced around.
All of a sudden in the darkness, a flash of blinding light appeared.
"Hey, what's going on?!" called out Bobobo's voice.
The others began to start exclaiming aloud as everyone's words got tangled together.
Standing in the newly shined light were eight people. These people were, Naruto, Sasuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Seto, Bobobo, Seshomaru, and Ichigo. They all looked around at each other keeping their own respective guards up, some glaring at the others. After a few seconds of exchanging glances, the floors opened up as they each fell through, landing to the floor below. Naruto, Sasuke, Kuwabara and Bobobo on one side, while Ichigo, Seshomaru, Hiei, and Seto fell to the other side.
Out of the floor, two podiums popped up like toast rising from a toaster. The left one red, and the right one blue. A figure rose from the floor in the center of the room. The figure, was Hinageshi.
Kuwabara and Hiei took one look, both yelling, "Oh no!"
A spotlight flashed on Hinageshi as she rose her head. "Hello everyone, welcome to my little game!" She called out with a gleam in her eyes. "Each of you are competing in a team contest against the other. Isn't it great?!"
"No!" They all shouted at once.
"How were you able to do all of this anyway Hinageshi?!" Kuwabara yelled out.
"Oh, yes. Well, I found this black magical orb thingy, and it asked me what my wish was, and I asked if it could bring all of you guys to play with me!" Hinageshi said happily.
"I don't even know you!" Naruto shouted.
"Forget this! I'm out of here!" Hiei yells as he gets up and walks toward the door. He reaches for it as it shocks him, and a loud demonic voice booms, "Go sit down!" "I think I'll just go sit down before the ceiling yells at me again..." Hiei says as he turns and sits back down.
"I don't even need to be here. Screw you all! I have money!" Seto yells as he jumps out of his seat.
Hiei turns and points to him, "I don't like your attitude!"
"Try me short stuff!" Seto said back as he glared at Hiei.
They both started glaring at each other as lightning shot from their eyes.
"Alright, so we'll begin the game! But first, its time to discuss the prize! Tell em Speed!" Hinageshi shouts into her microphone.
Speed Racer appears in his own spotlight as he has his own microphone, yelling into it. "Thank you Hinageshi! I will gladly tell them what the prize will be! Because when they win, they will win the prize! When they win the prize they will be winners, and when they are winners they will win! Winners who will have won! The one's who have one the prize! They will-!"
"Just shut the hell up and tell us the prize!" Hiei shouts as his eye starts twitching.
"Right then..." Speed says clearing his throat. "The winners will receive a lifetime supply of Konoha's own, Ichiraku Ramen!"
"I-Ichiraku ramen?!" Naruto shouted as his jaw dropped and he started drooling.
"Hey, close your mouth you idiot! You're getting water on the floor!" Kuwabara shouts at him.
Naruto glared at him, "What'd you say to me?!"
They both started shouting at each other.
"By the way... If a team gets a question wrong, they have to face a challenging obstacle to survive danger, and embarrassment! Let the games begin!" Hinageshi says into her microphone.
"Yes... Let the games begin..." The voice a of mysterious figure echoes in a hidden room within the inter dimensional realm, as he watched the entire fiasco through a screen in the dark room. "Let the chaos begin..." He began laughing maniacally as he watched everyone, and the insanity to come forth.