Saint*Anime:Hey y'all!!It's been,what,a week already since my last story.My,how time flies.Anyway,if you guys and gals liked my last fanfic,you should be able to survive this story. ^ ^ ;
H:Yeah,our sis has a psychotic mind,which,if left alone,starts thinking up pathetic excuses for a story which she actually calls a fanfic.
Saint*Anime:Har,har... - - ;
D" But this story's really gonna be a chaotic one,eh?
Saint*Anime:Well,you could say that that at least is true. ^ ^ ;
Note:This is a little April Fools special story.I know it's more than over,but who cares right??Also I don't think this story has much of a plot. - -; I only set out to write this just to see what Sanzo would do if his adversaries/enemies/friends fell for Goku.I'm sick,ne?
Disclaimer:If I were the creator of Gensomaden Saiyuki,little children like me wouldn't be watching the story for extreme wild sex scenes.
Before continuing with my story,pls read the below first.vvvvvvvvvv
WARNINGS:Coarse language and yaoi scenes.If you don't know what yaoi is,it is an intimate relationship of people of the same sex,so if guys doing things to each other ain't exactly your cup of coffee.It'll be better for to just don't read this story and go find another fanfic.Unless you can bear it of course,which I wouldn't count on.There may also be lime scenes in later parts of the story.But don't worry,we'll be adding warnings for non-lime supporters so that you can skip it.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If all of the above hasn't managed to turn you off yet...YOU MAY GO AHEAD!!!You have successfully passed the test!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
#1
Seductively Golden...
By: Saint*Anime
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ni Jienyi yawned and stretched his arms above his head,feeling his taut muscles unwind and sighed,feeling more relaxed.He rubbed his tired eyes,teary from staring at a computer screen for so long.Ni leaned back against his chair and looked at the beautiful day through the one lone window in his work chambers,the only thing that connected him to the outside world but he didn't even feel the least bit tempted to go out.His laptop was all he needed for company.As they say,two's company and three's a crowd.He flicked his eyes lazily towards the calender,and with a jolt,realized that it was April's Fools.[A/N:Did I spell that right?And was april fools even invented back then!?]A slow cunning and somewhat,gleeful smile,started to spread across his face.Hee,hee!"This calls for a chance to mess with the Saiyuki Boys Mind!" Ni said out loud cheerfully as he was used to talking with himself.
He pondered over what he should prank on Sanzo and co. when it hit him.The perfect idea!He grinned maniacally as he went to the metal cupboard in the room where he kept all his important scientific stuff. "Now where is it..." he murmured as his eyes scanned the meticulously classified and grouped objects. "Ah!Here it is!" he whispered in triumph as his hands clenched around the slim and cool glass surface of the object that he had been searching for.The label, "Aphrodite's Flower" was stuck onto the flask that Ni was holding.The highly dangerous and as potentially effective potion was painstakingly derived from a flower with the same name.Ni managed to find this baby while he was at Yaone's office to deliver some important documents and pounced upon the chance to grab the potion when,to his delight,realized that Yaone was out.He looked at the potion that he now held in his hands and swirled it about,the intoxicating colour of hazel and citrine that created a hypnotizing shade of gold enthralled Ni as he stared at it.He had found out what exactly the potion could do a long time ago when he put it to some tests.The potion could only work if it was used on a golden-eyed boy and just a simple drop would start the magic of the potion working.Before letting the drop of potion into the golden-eyed victim by any means possible,you have to
whisper the name of who you want to be attracted to the victim.
It would work on almost anybody and at any number too.So this was a kind of a love potion in a twisted way.Ni could only think of one person that fit the description well.Goku's grinning innocent face with the bright golden orbs immediately materialised into Ni's mind.Ni grinned widely.Ooh..was this going to be fun or what,he thought as he took out a mechanically programmed lifelike bee and opened a compartment just below the stinger. "Homura,Kougaiji..." he whispered while putting a drop of the potion inside.Like Homura wasn't attracted to the kid from the first day he set eyes on him,Ni thought amused.Well it wouldn't hurt to reinforce the love would it??? "Gojyo,Hakkai.." he added while putting in another drop to the compartment.I do have a twisted mind,ne? He tilted the flask ready to add in another drop,his mouth half open when he stopped and pondered over whether he should say Sanzo's name.Hmm..let's see the pros and cons,he thought rubbing his chin.First,it would be fun to see Sanzo vying for the kid's attention instead of the other way round but...it would be even more fun to see how the monk would react to seeing his closest friends and enemies fight for the the golden-eyed one's attention.With that decision in mind,he placed the cork back on the opening of the flask,shut the latch on the
compartment and programmed the bee towards Sanzo-samaa's group.With a self-satisfied sigh,Ni sat back on his chair and cracked his knuckles.
Let the show begin....
***
[A/N]This is really very short!Sorry!But I think I'll manage to squeeze another chapter in on the same day that I release this.
H:Yeah,our sis has a psychotic mind,which,if left alone,starts thinking up pathetic excuses for a story which she actually calls a fanfic.
Saint*Anime:Har,har... - - ;
D" But this story's really gonna be a chaotic one,eh?
Saint*Anime:Well,you could say that that at least is true. ^ ^ ;
Note:This is a little April Fools special story.I know it's more than over,but who cares right??Also I don't think this story has much of a plot. - -; I only set out to write this just to see what Sanzo would do if his adversaries/enemies/friends fell for Goku.I'm sick,ne?
Disclaimer:If I were the creator of Gensomaden Saiyuki,little children like me wouldn't be watching the story for extreme wild sex scenes.
Before continuing with my story,pls read the below first.vvvvvvvvvv
WARNINGS:Coarse language and yaoi scenes.If you don't know what yaoi is,it is an intimate relationship of people of the same sex,so if guys doing things to each other ain't exactly your cup of coffee.It'll be better for to just don't read this story and go find another fanfic.Unless you can bear it of course,which I wouldn't count on.There may also be lime scenes in later parts of the story.But don't worry,we'll be adding warnings for non-lime supporters so that you can skip it.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If all of the above hasn't managed to turn you off yet...YOU MAY GO AHEAD!!!You have successfully passed the test!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
#1
Seductively Golden...
By: Saint*Anime
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ni Jienyi yawned and stretched his arms above his head,feeling his taut muscles unwind and sighed,feeling more relaxed.He rubbed his tired eyes,teary from staring at a computer screen for so long.Ni leaned back against his chair and looked at the beautiful day through the one lone window in his work chambers,the only thing that connected him to the outside world but he didn't even feel the least bit tempted to go out.His laptop was all he needed for company.As they say,two's company and three's a crowd.He flicked his eyes lazily towards the calender,and with a jolt,realized that it was April's Fools.[A/N:Did I spell that right?And was april fools even invented back then!?]A slow cunning and somewhat,gleeful smile,started to spread across his face.Hee,hee!"This calls for a chance to mess with the Saiyuki Boys Mind!" Ni said out loud cheerfully as he was used to talking with himself.
He pondered over what he should prank on Sanzo and co. when it hit him.The perfect idea!He grinned maniacally as he went to the metal cupboard in the room where he kept all his important scientific stuff. "Now where is it..." he murmured as his eyes scanned the meticulously classified and grouped objects. "Ah!Here it is!" he whispered in triumph as his hands clenched around the slim and cool glass surface of the object that he had been searching for.The label, "Aphrodite's Flower" was stuck onto the flask that Ni was holding.The highly dangerous and as potentially effective potion was painstakingly derived from a flower with the same name.Ni managed to find this baby while he was at Yaone's office to deliver some important documents and pounced upon the chance to grab the potion when,to his delight,realized that Yaone was out.He looked at the potion that he now held in his hands and swirled it about,the intoxicating colour of hazel and citrine that created a hypnotizing shade of gold enthralled Ni as he stared at it.He had found out what exactly the potion could do a long time ago when he put it to some tests.The potion could only work if it was used on a golden-eyed boy and just a simple drop would start the magic of the potion working.Before letting the drop of potion into the golden-eyed victim by any means possible,you have to
whisper the name of who you want to be attracted to the victim.
It would work on almost anybody and at any number too.So this was a kind of a love potion in a twisted way.Ni could only think of one person that fit the description well.Goku's grinning innocent face with the bright golden orbs immediately materialised into Ni's mind.Ni grinned widely.Ooh..was this going to be fun or what,he thought as he took out a mechanically programmed lifelike bee and opened a compartment just below the stinger. "Homura,Kougaiji..." he whispered while putting a drop of the potion inside.Like Homura wasn't attracted to the kid from the first day he set eyes on him,Ni thought amused.Well it wouldn't hurt to reinforce the love would it??? "Gojyo,Hakkai.." he added while putting in another drop to the compartment.I do have a twisted mind,ne? He tilted the flask ready to add in another drop,his mouth half open when he stopped and pondered over whether he should say Sanzo's name.Hmm..let's see the pros and cons,he thought rubbing his chin.First,it would be fun to see Sanzo vying for the kid's attention instead of the other way round but...it would be even more fun to see how the monk would react to seeing his closest friends and enemies fight for the the golden-eyed one's attention.With that decision in mind,he placed the cork back on the opening of the flask,shut the latch on the
compartment and programmed the bee towards Sanzo-samaa's group.With a self-satisfied sigh,Ni sat back on his chair and cracked his knuckles.
Let the show begin....
***
[A/N]This is really very short!Sorry!But I think I'll manage to squeeze another chapter in on the same day that I release this.