Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran. ITS SO TRAGIC!
Dedications: This dedication is completely to RockerGirl0709!!!!!! Her two stories "Ouran Dares" and "Loads of Trouble" inspired me to do this show! So after you read this you should totally go check those out! They're hilarious! XD
NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!!
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Me: MO? MO! Where are you?! MO! Roxy have you seen her???
Roxy: No! Have you?!
MO: I'm right here Gadget! Don't have a hay day!
Me: Where were you?! The show has already started!!
MO: Whatever. YOU are the main host!
Me: But you're a co-host!! *pouts*
Roxy: We're all co-hosts! You need to be here!!
MO: Then don't you think we should probably begin the show!?
Me: Oh… right! Hello awesome readers of fan fiction! I'm Gadget!
Roxy: I'm Roxy!
MO: And I'm MO!
Me: Just to clarify Gadget, Roxy, and MO, are our nicknames! My real name is go-play-in-traffic! Roxy's real name is RockerGirl0709! And MO's name is really MatterOfTrust! Don't ask us how we got our nicknames, it's a LONG story.
MO: This is a show we like to call "Ouran Punked"!
Me: So, here is how it works. You all know the Ouran host club right?
MO: Of course they do!
Roxy: Yeah! Who doesn't?
Me: Yes. So in every episode we will pick one host to play a prank on and they'll be caught on camera. Then afterwards we will give them a small interview to see what they thought!
MO: Ha ha! This is going to be good!
Roxy: And we will be having special guests on the show to help out with the pranks! Just like my show! So if you want to be on it just tell us!
MO: So let us start this show off with a bang! The first prank is from… oh. Me!
Me: Oh right! The one we talked about earlier! Do it!
Roxy: Why didn't I hear about this?
Me: It was late last night. Like… I don't know, MO? What time was it?
MO: Um… like 5:30 a. m?
Roxy: Yikes! Why do you guys stay up that late?!
Me: We're most productive at night.
MO: Okay! Let us get on with the prank please!
Me: Fine.
MO: Okay, so here is what we're going to do. I am going to dress up in a delivery men's outfit and go to Tamaki's house saying that Kyoya requested they do superhero cosplay during the host club the next day. So when the host club rolls around all Tamaki has to wear is a super tight spider man outfit!
Roxy: Ha ha ha ha!!! He's going to be furious!
Me: Yes he is. Especially when he realizes his regular clothes have been stolen!
MO: Roxy you want to be the hidden cameraman?
Roxy: Sure!
Me: Okay! Go go go!
*Roxy and Mo run out the door*
Me: This is going to be hilarious. *turns on big screen TV*
MO: *driving a van* Gadget? You there? Is this thing on?
Me: Yep! I can hear you loud and clear!
Roxy: Hello Gadget!
Me: Hello! So how long is it going to be until you get to Tamaki's place?
MO: About 5 minutes now!
Me: Oh my gosh! Our first punk you guys! This is a historic moment.
Roxy: Yes it is! Let us all have a moment of silence to cherish the moment
*moment of silence passes*
MO: ALMOST THERE!
*van pulls up to Suoh Mansion 2*
MO: Do I really need to put this costume on?
Me: Yes! It's all part of the disguise!
MO: But it has a fake mustache! *whines*
Me: Quit being a baby!
MO: *whimpers and puts mustache on and rings the doorbell*
Roxy: *hides behind a bush*
Me: Roxy! Move the camera a bit I can barely see!
Roxy: Whoops!
*door opens*
MO: Young master Suoh Tamaki please?
Maid: Uh, sure. MASTER TAMAKI!
Tamaki: Yes?
Maid: Delivery!
Tamaki: Ooh goodie!
MO: A Mr. Kyoya Ootori requested this cosplay for tomorrow's host club activities. He wants you to wear it for your customers tomorrow. *hands Tamaki the box*
Tamaki: *opens it* Spider man? Well if that is what mommy wants… thank you very much.
MO: *bows and walks back to the van*
Roxy: *follows*
Me: That was awesome! He totally bought it!
MO: Did you see? He was wearing the purple pants!
Me: He was?! *beams*
Roxy: He was!
Me: Aw man! I wanted to see!
MO: Too bad! You should come with us next episode!
Me: All in good time!
Roxy: We're almost back!
Me: Quickly!
*Roxy and Mo walk back onto the set*
Roxy: What a rush! I felt like I would be caught any second!
MO: That is the beauty of these shows!
Me: Okay you guys, the host club is tomorrow, what do you want to do until then?
*look at each other*
Everyone: SLEEPOVER!!!!!!!
-THE NEXT DAY-
Me: Roxy! MO! Wake up! *whips them*
MO: OW!! Gadget that hurt! *kicks my shin*
Me: OW! *grabs leg*
Roxy: Yeah, now my back is sore.
Me: You guys! We slept in! The host club starts in one hour and we all need to set up and get over to Ouran academy! MOVE!
MO: Crap!
-A few minutes later-
Me: Roxy, you got the camera?
Roxy: *holds up camera* Got it.
Me: MO? You got the confetti shooters?
MO: Right here! *holds up confetti guns*
Me: And I have the duffel bag and bull horn. Lets go.
-At Ouran Academy-
Me: It looks like we're just in time. Tamaki should be changing right about now so me and MO will go wait for him to come out so we can steal his regular clothes. Roxy you go hide behind that love seat over there and start recording, we'll meet you there later.
Roxy: Okay! *hides behind love seat*
MO: Come on.
*MO and I stand behind changing room*
Me: *whisper* There's Tamaki.
MO: *snickers*
Tamaki: *walks away*
Me: Okay. Its go time!
*both of us enter the changing room*
MO: Do you see them?
Me: There they are! Aww… they're all folded nice and tidy. *picks the clothes up sloppily and shoves them in duffel bag*
MO: We done here?
Me: Yep. Lets go find Roxy.
*finds Roxy behind love seat*
MO: Anything happen while we were gone Roxy?
Roxy: No, it doesn't look like much, except the other hosts are wondering where Tamaki is.
Me: He should be here any second. We saw him walking out of the changing room a few minutes ago.
MO: Shh! Here he comes!
Tamaki: Hello my family! Daddy is here!
Other hosts: *stare*
Me, Mo, and Roxy: *cover mouths to keep from laughing*
Tamaki: W-why are you all not dressed yet?! Our princesses will be here shortly!
Hunny: Tama-chan? Why are you dressed like spider man?
Tamaki: Because we're cosplaying as super heroes today! Kyoya sent me this costume yesterday!
Kyoya: I do not recall sending you anything.
Tamaki: But… but then why did I get this spider man suit sent by YOU!
Hikaru: Screw Spiderman. *looks at Kaoru*
Kaoru: *blushes*
Kyoya: Tamaki, you are mistaken.
Haruhi: We aren't doing any cosplay today sempai.
Tamaki: I… I gotta change!
-1 minute later-
Tamaki: *screams*
Other hosts: *look toward changing room*
Tamaki: Who stole my clothes?!
Other hosts: No one.
Tamaki: Somebody did! Hikaru! Kaoru! What did you do with my uniform!?
Hikaru: Sadly boss, we were not a part of this.
Kaoru: It's true.
Tamaki: Then who did it?!
Hunny: Maybe your clothes just went POOF!
Tamaki: Why would they do that?!
Me: *turns on bullhorn and jumps up from behind loveseat* BECAUSE TAMAKI SUOH YOU GOT PUNKED!
Hikaru/ Kaoru: *laughs*
Roxy: *laughs*
MO: *laughs and shoots the confetti guns*
Me: *laughs*
Tamaki: *stares*
Roxy: Sorry Tamaki!
Tamaki: You did this! Hikaru Kaoru! I thought you said you weren't a part of this!
Hikaru: We weren't! But it's damn funny anyway! *continues laughing*
Me: Smile. You're on live fan fiction television!
Tamaki: What's going on!
MO: Don't worry your clothes are right here. *points to duffel bag*
Tamaki: Give them back! *runs to bag*
Me: *stops him* Nah ah ah! We still need to give you your interview!
Tamaki: What?!
Me: Roxy come here to get a better angle!
Roxy: Okay!
Me: So Tamaki. Tell us how it feels to be the very first person punked on our show!
Tamaki: I was the first?! Ooh! I am honored!
MO: You sure got a quick change of attitude.
Tamaki: Well that was before I knew I had an honor like this. Although I probably would be happier if you gave me my clothes back!
Me: Just one more question!
Tamaki: Fine.
Me: How do those tights feel?
Tamaki: They're tight and uncomfortable.
Me: Perfect! Okay Tamaki you can go! MO. Hand him his clothes.
Tamaki: *takes clothes* Thank you.
Me: Well that's all we have for now! If you have a good prank or want to help us with one, just send a review saying so! Thank you! Bye!
MO: See you later!
Roxy: Good night America!