A/N : Hey. First chapter is up. Today on the list, Save a Horse, Ride a Shu boy. And according to my friends I should mention that Guan Yu isn't screwing a horse. BTW. This is modeled after the Dance Remix. I really need help with this one. It's difficult to rhyme!
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As Pang 'Clever' Tong walked onto the stage and set up his guitar, He sighed. Guan 'Beard' Yu was late again. Probably out Riding his red Silverado 'Red Hare' or His chopper 'Blue Dragon'. As a throng of fans crowded in, he searched the mass of folks for his bearded buddy. All of a sudden, the crowd burst into applause as Beard ran into the room playing his acoustic. Clever took a deep breath burst into song!
SADDLE UP (saddle up, saddle up)
(Clever)
Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And they laugh and they clash like the bash from my Ol' Tornado Staff
And I buy the troops double rounds of booze
And everybody's feeling smooth
An' Kingdom Shu ain't never gonna be the same.
SADDLE UP (saddle up saddle up)
(Beard, spoken)
Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And they kill and it thrills like the mane on my Red Hare's Grill
And I buy the troop a double round of booze
And everybody's feeling smooth
An' Kingdom Shu ain't never gonna be the same
(Beard and Clever)
Saddle Up (saddle up saddle up)
Cause the girls They are so pretty
As I ride into the city
On my Red hare boy
And the girls say Save a horse, ride a Shu boy.
Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a Shu boy
(Clever)
Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm swinging and Bling- Blanging
While I'm about to lay the
Sah-mack down!
And I wouldn't trade The Hex Mark
or my Wooden Cane for your dumb charade
Or your freak parade
(Wei Yan)
I'm the only Wei Yan left in this town
(Beard and Clever)
Saddle Up
Cause the girls They are so pretty
As I ride into the city
On my Old Red Hare, boy
And the girls say Save a horse, ride a Shu boy.
Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a Shu boy
(Spoken By Beard)
It's like a thoroughbred that's what they said in the back of the truck bed
As I was gettin' slammed and scammed Out on some backcountry road.
I was flying high flying by, having myself a real good time
And we were going, just about as fast as it could go.
But their exaggeration of its godspeed reputation
Had me begging for more speed all night long
So I took Red out getting babes, showed her to my old Bro Fei
And sang every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
And it was like love
(Beard and Clever)
Saddle Up
Cause the girls They are so pretty
As I ride into the city
On my ol red hare, boys
And the girls say Save a horse, ride a Shu boy.
Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a Shu boy
(Clever)
Passin out hundred dollar bills.
(Beard)
It was like love
(Clever )
Passing out hundred dollar bills.
(B&C)
SAVE A HORSE RIDE A SHU BOY!
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As the music faded, Tong bowed along with Beard and Wei Yan, who had agreed to show up for his line. He quickly hobbled offstage to avoid the crowd, all the moving making his knee act up. "Well, I'm off then."
R&R
Next: Gone by Liu Bei.