I DO NOT OWN BONES
Ok so this takes place when Zack is still in the lab…i like his character too much to have him locked up.
"Dr. Brennan…… Dr. Brennan."
"Oh, sorry Zach, what do you need?"
"Cam called a meeting, apparently Goodman wants to talk to all of us including Agent Booth. I was instructed to tell you to call said Agent, and to meet in the lounge area in fifteen minutes."
"Why, I am in the middle of something."
"I was not told why Dr. Brennan, just that I had to tell you."
"Ok, Zach…thanks, I'll call Booth then meet everyone there."
(15 minutes later)
"Ok everyone, glad you could make it. Wait, Dr. Addy I thought I requested that you see to it personally that Dr. Brennan would attend."
"You did Dr. Goodman, and I told her fifteen minutes ago to call Agent Booth and have both of them meet us here."
"Very well, we will give them another five minutes. While we wait, has anything interesting gone on here while I was away."
"Not much, case wise….just the usual, insanely crazy, sometimes dangerous cases Brens FBI-candy brings to us"
"Miss Montenegro, although Agent Booth is not here I do not believe he would enjoy that name"
"What name, and why don't I like it?"
"Ah, Agent Booth and Dr. Brennan, glad you could join us. Please be seated." Goodman continued "You are all here today so I can explain your newest assignment. You need to prepare for auditions."
"Hold up there…we solve murders not dance around in tights." Hodgens sputtered.
"I am well aware of that Dr. Hodgens, however it was requested by the benefactors that the people who work here provide some sort of entertainment and the next gala. And because the last time we let you and Dr. Brennan discuss your work before dinner many of the guests were unable to eat I decided a play was a safer option."
"With all respect Dr. Goodman" Cam started "Why do you think we are qualified to put on a play, I mean any other department in the building could be just as good."
"Not true Dr. Saroyan, your department is the only one that has potential for the play I we will perform."
"I thought you said there would be auditions Dr. Goodman" Zack said, "by saying that our department in the only one in the building with the potential to fill the parts correctly it would seems that you have already done the casting."
"True Dr. Addy. I know who I want for the parts, but as a formality I am holding auditions, and who knows someone might surprise me."
"Dr. Goodman, this seems like an enormous waste of time I have many remains that need identification, and I have the work the FBI brings me."
"Aww come on Bones….you could have fun. Plus I wanna see all the squints on stage."
"I am afraid that is not possible Agent Booth." Goodman stated, "As you will be expected to be in the show as well, ah, before you say any more objections I will let you know that I have made up my mind that everyone in this department will be in the show including Agent Booth. You will all play the leading roles, and the lesser roles will be played by other staff from the main part of the museum. Right now I will leave you all with the audition pieces. Auditions start tomorrow at ten."
And with that Goodman walked off leaving a stunned group of people staring at his retreating back, Angela was the first to break the silence… "so.. what do you think he is forcing us to perform?"
"I don't want to know" Cam replied, "it just better not involve any singing."
"I don't believe there will be any singing Dr. Saroyan." Zack said
"And you know that how Zacheroni?"
"Dr. Goodman left the audition pieces and from what I can tell we are putting on Pride and Prejudice."
"Oh my GOD!! How romantic! I want to audition for Elizabeth…Hodgie you have to try for Darcy!" Angela squealed.
"Ahh, we'll see babe."
"Oh, and Bren, you should be audition for Jane… then we can be sisters!" Angela rushed on "And Booth you can be Wickam, and Zach can be Bingley, and Cam, well what do you want to be Cam? One of the sisters or Miss Bingley?"
"If I am forced to be in this play I will be Miss Bingley… I do not want to be one of those ridiculous giggling girls."
"Ange, I don't know about this I can't act."
"Bren, you will be fine, don't worry about it"
"Ya, Bones, you'll do great I mean come on how hard can it be right…you have tons of little tidbits saved up in that supersized brain of yours, memorizing lines won't be that hard."
"Memorization is not what I am worried about Booth. But that is enough discussion for today, I have wasted enough time on this I need to get back to work"
"Fine party pooper, just know that I will force you into that audition tomorrow."
"I know that Ange, but until then I plan to work."
Should I continue....reviews are much needed