Female Come Backs
Man:
Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I
don't go there anymore.
Man:
Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit
down.
Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to
mine.
Man:
So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man:
Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man:
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man:
Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services
today.
Man:
I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you
stay there?
Man:
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you
naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man:
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman:
Really, I'd put f and u together
Man:
Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty
amazing.