All I wanted was a good Hobbit fanfiction to satiate my ever-growing Hobbit hunger and obsession with Bilbo. (Really what I need is Part 2.) But after a long search through the archives, what did I find? An overabundance of slash, and too many OCs and self-insertions than should be legal. It was thoroughly disappointing. Where are all the accompaniment stories? Where's the Bilbo whump? (Because let's face it: he's absolutely the most adorable thing in all of Middle Earth when he's flustered.)

What's a girl to do? Well, I suppose she must actually write the stories she wishes to read.

So without further ado, I give you (in Hobbit-size) my completely pairing-less and OC-free, movieverse accompaniment drabbles, all of which range from Bag-End to the Lonely Mountain, and take place between all the recorded adventures. They will chiefly be Bilbo-centric, but other character will be present. There may also be slight violence and whumpage here and there, but nothing too extreme (I intend to keep it K+).