Disclaimer: The Wannabe doesn't belong to me.
A/N: Heh, hey.
THE CAT
You know, I'm like the cat of one of the biggest wupers of all. And what do I get? Nothing. Not even a freakin' sardine- not that I'd want one of those- cuz they smell to nasty to eat… I don't get how the hell other cats eat em. But then again, I'm not just a normal cat.
I'm a Wuper Cat.
And once again, I get nothing.
And didn't you see how much I helped out in the whole adventure?! All I need is a little recognittttioo—uh…um… -drool-
OOOh check out that fine babe… Heh, maybe I do get something.
"Hey babe, wanna lil sugar?" I call, siding up against her. Her black coat shines in the sun. I send her a sly wink and she just raises an eyebrow.
"Nah, you're weird."
I pout. "I'm the cupcake girl's cat…" I offer with a grin.
"Oh? What's ya name?"
"BOB, with the capitals… But you can call me Carl."
"Nice ta meetcha Carl. How about you and me go take a stroll outside?"
"Howabaout a nap?"
"That works too."
Heh, maybe being a Wuper's cat come in handy after all. SCORE
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THE CUPCAKE
I don't wanna be eaten! I twitch in the line, behind another anxious cupcake. I'm second in line. Once the cupcake in front of me gets used, then it'll be my turn.
I rearrange a sprinkle, murmuring to myself about how pretty I need to look befor ei realize that my prettiness won't matter. The cupcake lady in which I reside in will use me with her weird twisted powers to command someone to do something against their will.
My frosting droops a little at the thought.
"Shut up." The feminine voice echoes through her body and suddenly, the cupcake in front of me vanishes.
Hesitantly, I move up, now in the front of the line, silently praying for the girl to just explode so I won't have to be eaten. I'm too young to go to Sugar Mountain. I hold my breath for a few seconds, only to relax as nothing happens.
I wonder how long I'll be here- living in fear. A few minutes? Hours? Maybe days?
"Please don't leave me." This time, the voice is soft and begging. I suck in a breath, bracing myself for being stuffed in someone's mouth.
Nothing happens…
Nothing happens….
I don't know what to think.
I could feel cupcake lord's whole body trembling with the force of her crying.
That made me feel worse.
Then, I wished.
I wished I could actually settle between two jaws- if only so she won't cry anymore.
For her to be happy.
I have to want it.
So, just like the cupcake in front of me, I disappear.
A/N -snicker- So random. And it like makes no sense, but these two 'character's need a lot of luvin. Forgive me for the crappiness
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