Totally weird Ouran moments! Couldn't get it out of my head, so... Yeah. I know I'm kind of lame. Hope someone out there appreciates it though. :)
More ideas coming!
Commands--You know how Tamaki responds to every crisis with perfect leadership? Anyone memorized the Host Club moves yet? Well, here you go.
-The Normal Situation:
"Snap!" Tamaki commands the Host Club into action.
"Kyouya!" He epic-ly swivels and points to Ootori Kyouya, who smiles evilly, already flipping open his phone to call in his family's forces.
"Twins!" Hitachiin Kaoru and Hitachiin Hikaru zoom together as if ice-skating, hands raised, saluting in perfect symmetry.
"Mori-senpai!" The eldest coolly walks towards the Host Club King, with two villains slung over his shoulder, already unconscious.
"Honey-senpai!" Loli-shota eyes look at Tamaki, eager for action. "You… you can eat more cake!" Takashi abandons his drooling villains and picks up a devastated Mitsukuni, somehow balancing a plate of cake in his other hand as well.
-What If…
"Snap!" Tamaki suddenly disappears into his corner of woe due to his broken fingers.
"Kyouya," he whines pitifully. The Ootori is obliged to call in his family medical forces. He flips open his phone as usual, but—the hinge had broken! The top half of his phone flies out the window. Being the "cool type", Kyouya acts as if nothing had happened and whips out another phone.
"Twins!" The King is desperate for help. Hikaru and Kaoru do their usual fly-together, except they crash and fall to the floor in a tangle, with concussions and head-wounds that relentlessly squirted blood.
"Mori-senpai!" Takashi walked over towards the twins, meaning to pick them up, but trips and falls headfirst into Haruhi. Being sleepy, he proceeded to flirt with her, saying stuff like "Are you ok, tiny one?" and "Aww, aren't you cute!" while leaves appeared from nowhere, blowing around him like a private typhoon.
"Honey-senpai," Tamaki yelled, on the verge of tears, "Help!"
"No! You never let me help!" Mitsukuni pouted and crossed his arms tightly in a childish tantrum. Then he tripped over the fallen twins and lands face first into a huge wedding cake.
"Muahahaha…" Nekozawa-senpai appears out of nowhere in his black cape and hood. "The curse worked well…"
~Tamaki, the only one who saw, now fears Nekozawa even more.~