In a castle somewhere in England some dude in a blue robe and glasses that weren't really glasses because they were just circles cut in half was sitting at some long table with a bunch of other freaks
In a small town somewhere that was named after a utensil a d chick was with some dude that is in love with her daughter and none of them are human and one of them looks 18 but is really 104 and the chick is really 19 and married
In a high tech tower somewhere in Japan a dude with the name of a consonant that's chained to this other guy who thinks he's god is eating a bag of sugar
Now you ask wtf does this have to do with anything? Well dear reader my twisted mind is about to show you
Suddenly the dude in the robe jumped up and yelled I have to go buy lemon drops in a small town named after a utensil! And disappeared with a pop! Just then Hermione stopped making out with Draco Malfoy long enough to remind Vickeytoria that you can't dissaperate in Hogwarts to which Vickeytoria responded by randomly changing the pairings in the middle of the story now she is paired with Ron but whatever on to Forks! So the dude in the robe dissaperates into the Cullen's home and demands lemon drops but sadly no one was home so Dumbledore just sat there waiting…