A/N: No one is quite sure how Iggy's able to see this. Just pretend he has his sight back or something.

This is a production of me (Frog) getting sugar high during the middle of the night (I ate a bowl of sugar…), and listening to Love Game and wondering what would happen if Lady Gaga and Iggy tried dating. Total parody. Really short, but...weird. Cowritten by Pyro (Gazillion Pyro Rock)

Disclaimer: I don't own Mars, Lady Gaga, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Ella, Lady Gaga's shoe, or the Pit of Insanity.

Third Person

So, once upon a time Iggy was walking down the deep place in Mars called the Valles Marroones. Later, when he got home, he heard moving and rustling. Then, out popped-

Lady Gaga.

She was dancing in a weird fashion. Her eyes lit up, her light hair crackling in the sunlight. All of a sudden, she started kissing Iggy. Iggy began singing a song while they were kissing.

Then, all of a sudden, Lady Gaga disappeared into the magical planet of Volvox Polluto. Gazzy popped up and said, "Oh, my sugar!" and walked away with a sugar bowl in hand.

Iggy stared in the direction Gazzy had came from. He murmured something, he ate Lady Gaga's shoe that she left behind, and then went to bed. On Mars, of course.

Later that night, Iggy heard weird sounds. He thought it was just coming from a weird dream he was having, but no. He walked downstairs, to the living room, and saw…

Lady Gaga, making out with something else. Was it herself? A pillow? A marshmallow?

"Lady Gaga! My dear! You're so...gay! Cheating on me! But, unless it was a marshmallow. Then that'd be okay."

Lady Gaga looked up, sorrow in her eyes. "That's okay, dear. I know you're cheating on me with Ella and Nudge." The two girls promptly popped out of nowhere, angry looks flaring in their eyes.

"A, ha ha, I can explain," Iggy said, slowly backing up and running away from the two furiously crying girls. Lady Gaga shrugged, continuing to make out with whatever that thing was.

Nudge suddenly spoke, "But we were in the closet of gayness, Iggy!" Ella roared at him, and duct taped him to a bomb that was headed towards the bottom of the Pit of Insanity. Letting their ex-boyfriend die, the two girls skipped away and back to their house.

No one ever found out what Lady Gaga was making out with.

The end.