An Amazing Attempt at Admirable Alliterations

by Mintaka the Comedienne

I tried to write a story using as many alliterations as possible. I wound up with something really short that had no plot to speak of. There's only so many ways one can use alliterations without going completely and utterly insane.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter.

This attempt at alliterations is dedicated to Roget's Thesaurus, which is one of the best things a writer can own.

An Amazing Attempt at Admirable Alliterations

A handsome Harry hummed a happy tune as he hovered high over the heath. Hermione wanted to know how Harry hovered high over heaths.

"Balanced on a broomstick, I am borne to high heights," the black-haired boy told the brown-haired girl.

"Of course, but I am curious as to how you climb so clueless!" she eagerly expressed.

"It is simply a matter of making marvelous mirth!" he laboriously laughed.

A creepy cat crawled callously past the coconut confectioner's. A disreputable dog dashed down a daring dale. An enormous emu elegantly expressed earnest effervescence. A very bored teenage fanfiction author lazily attempted admirable alliterations while trying to stick to a Harry Potter theme. She was failing frightfully.

"Dreadful Dementors don't make dutiful dads," a loony Luna Lovegood lamented.

"Truly, terrible teachers those crazy creatures would be," Neville noted.

In an attempt to amuse herself, the author instead tormented herself with both being very cheesy and trying to finding a synonym to "say" that starts with "L."

UltimateProcrastinator is responsible for this beauty: Gallantly, Ginerva galloped in her galoshes, going to get gauze, geraniums, and ginger.

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Well, I thought it would be fun to try to write a story with as many alliterations as possible. This is how far I got before I started to feel the symptoms of complete and total insanity. If you have a suggestion for a sentence, you can tell me and if I like it I'll add it, and give you the credit.

As always, I absolutely "lurve" reviews.