A/N: Ah~!! Lussuria is just fun to write for.


"Alright, listen up!" Lussuria's voice sang out, his hands currently held in position on his hips. "We're going to attempt to do something dangerous today~" and at that the new Varia recruits tried to hide their gulps and pitiful whines of fear.

He commanded total attention with his striking green bangs and flourish of red hair that made up his mohawk. A high-ranking Varia member as himself would only be found in the briefing room before a very, very dangerous mission.

"This will take sacrifice!" And at this Lussuria raised a hand to start a count, his thumb extended out.

"It will require bravery!" His index finger rose.

"And the willingness to accept the consequences if this task is done wrong!" Lussuria's middle finger rose along side the first two and he gave the rows of recruits a coy smile.

"If anything goes wrong, remember whose fault it is~" Adjusting his glasses up the bridge of his nose, Lussuria placed his hand back in the crook of his hip and cocked his head innocently.

"So, are we ready to go grocery shopping for Xanxus's dinner?"

Looks of restrained fear drained nearly everyone's face of color as they raised their hands to salute.

"Yes, Sir!"