Introduction

This story is just a humourous Twilight fanfic.

There's a bit of OOC, bit of random additions, bit of creative license. The usual.

Takes place Post-Breaking Dawn, so don't read on if you don't want any spoilers.

The chapters are short because each one is just a short clip into a different character's head. Each one is a different POV.

Also, this isn't meant to be a completely faithful tribute; it's meant to be funny. So don't be offended!

Lastly, this is meant to be written in a SERIOUS STYLE, whilst the plot is completely RIDICULOUS. That's the point.

Pleeeeeease review.

Thank you!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these characters, they belong to Stephanie Meyer.