DOA 4'S Battle Of The Idiots

Round 1 : Ayane Vs. Eliot

Eliot was on the Kyoto Bridge waiting for his opponent. He was surprised he made it this far. As he was watching the sakura fall to the water under the bridge, his thoughts raced with wonder on who his next victi…opponent was. Eliot was deep in thought leaning over the bridge until a hand was placed right on his shoulder.

"Oh great a punk ass little kid…" A voice behind him said.

Eliot turned around to see a purple haired ninja looking girl right behind him with a very annoyed face.

"Well I can already tell you're going to be a bitch." Eliot said smirking.

"What was that?" Ayane spat irritably.

"You heard me you are a B-I-T-C-H." Eliot repeated.

"OH THAT'S IT! COME ON, FIGHT ME YA PANSY!" Ayane got into her fighting position. Eliot did the same.

"GET READY….FIGHT!" The strange voice said out of nowhere.

The two just stared at the sky wondering where the hell the voice came from.

"The fuck.." Eliot and Ayane said at the same time.

"I SAID FUCKING FIGHT YOU DUMBASSES" The voice yelled.

The two got into their positions again and started coming at each other. Ayane started out with a her infamous twirly kick while Eliot started out with a very strong punch. Ayane got punched in the stomach and landed on the ground. She instantly got up, grabbed a very shocked Eliot, and flung him to the ground. Ayane got on top of him and started bitch slapping him ( HinataSunshine: I know its not one of her moves but it would be hilarious if it was ).

Eliot stopped one of her hands and rolled on top of her pinning down both her hands. It looked as though he had the upper hand until…

"RAPE!" Ayane screamed.

"WHAT?" Eliot questioned confused.

"OH THE HUMANITY ! RAPE!RAPE!SOMEONE HELP ME!RAPE!" Ayane kept yelping.

"TIME OUT!" The voice out of nowhere said.

Helena walked out with a bunch of body guard looking down at the two with a disgusted face. One of the bigger body guards came out with a book opening it.

"Uhm…Rule number 246.9: NO SEXUAL ACT TOWARDS OPPONENT AT ANY TIME ON THE ARENA." The guard said gruffly.

" Mr. Eliot you are disqualified from the match. Guards get the sick pervert out of here." Helena said walking off.

Two big guards pulled Eliot off of Ayane who was smirking deviously. Poor Eliot was being dragged off . Ayane waved a goodbye towards him.

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I NEVER TOUCHED HER IN ANY UNAPPROPRIATE WAY! I'M TELLING YOU SHE'S FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD! I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME BITCH AND WE'LL SEE WHO RAPES WHO NEXT TIME! Eliot kept screaming and struggling to break free.

Ayane sweat dropped and laughed anxiously. She waved a last cheerful goodbye and laughed out loud.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Looks like I'm going to the Next Round." Ayane was proud of herself even though she didn't do much of anything.

"I'm hungry, hmm maybe there's a ramen stand somewhere around here" Ayane said walking off scratching her head.

Elsewhere:

Eliot was in a small jail cell struggling to pry the bars off screaming he was going to get the so called BITCH.

"YOU WILL PAY AYANE! YOU'RE ASS IS SO MINE! Wait… that didn't sound right… (00)." Unbeknownst to Ayane she had made a new rival.

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HinataSunshine: Hope you liked it, Chapter 2 will be Ayane Vs. Hayate(Trust me this chapter is somewhat screwed up in so many ways). Well Review if you want to. It would be nice to know if this is a story to continue.)