CHAPTER 1
"I told you for the last time, raising the tariffs is just another Trump Card on the Trump table," Trump said angrily, for Trump was mad. Fake news all over the place! What was he going to do about it? Suddenly, your boi Trumpy dissapeared right in front of the podium! The crowd screamed in shock and agony as their beloved man of the people dissapeared right in front of them!
Meanwhile, in Alola...
"Time to steal some pokemon! Oh! Look at that one!" said one of the team skull grunts, taking a nice stroll down one of the many routes in the region. He was pointing at a yungoos, hissing angrily with a red cap on its head.
"Pokeball, GO!"
The pokeball didn't even make it half way to the pokemon. The yungoos grabbed a stick and shot it forward like a boomerang, slicing the fiberglass sphere in two. Then the yungoos shot forward with the awesome power of OUR BOI TRUMPY and freaking killed him with the stick.
How many "Trump"s can you find in this chapter? An American Citizenship certificate will be awarded to the first commenter with the right answer!
-PatrioticSwellow