This is a late Fathers Day fanfic in honor of Father!
I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of the characters!
"Father," Father opened his eyes at the site of his name and looked to see all six of his loyal children standing in front of him smiling.
"Happy Fathers Day!" They chorused, oh right, it was that human holiday that honnored Fathers. What made his children think about doing a human holiday? It was beneath them.
Pride his oldest child yet youngest looking walked up and held out a wrapped box. "We got you presents, Father," he said smiling smugly as though he got the best thing.
Father took it and opened it, peering inside of the box, it was a box full of hearts. "Um, it's a box full of hearts, Pride." He said blankly.
Pride smirked, "Not just any hearts, the hearts of all the people on to us that were not human sacrifices, we have some military officers, oh and there's Scar's heart," Pride said as he pointed at the hearts listing the person they belonged to, "I killed the people we didn't need alive that were starting to get a little to knowledgable of us for comfort."
Father just nodded, "Good work," He said as Gluttony and Lust gave him a box.
Doing the same, he pulled out a peice of paper looking at it, "It's an address and map," He said with the same tone he used with Pride.
"We found out where Hoenheim was located, the address is where he currently is, the map has the estimated path he is taking," Lust said with a smile, Gluttony started asking if he could eat Hoenheim.
Father nodded, "Very good," He told the two and looked at Sloth who fell asleep.
Envy just sighed, "Sloth got some tunnelling machine that's making the Nation Wide Transmutation Circle faster then ever," Envy said, explaining Sloths gift to Father.
Another nod, "That is very excellent...How did he get a machine like that?"
Envy shrugged again, "Plot hole? I don't know," He said and was about to say his gift when Wrath interrupted.
"Father, you will be pleased to know that for your gift, I captured Greed, once again." He said pointing above to where Greed, in Lings body, was hanging suspended in the same postion first time. Father wondered how he didn't hear Greed's screaming and swearing until now.
"Hello Greed," Father greeted.
Envy was once again about to give Father his gift but was inturrupted once again.
"Heya Pops, heres my present to you!" Greed yelled giving him the finger.
Father just stared at him. "...Your gift was not recieved." He said in a dead tone.
Envy finally jumped up, very annoyed, "Oh for the love of god!" He yelled storming out then coming back in dragging a cage that had Roy, Hoenheim, Ed, Al, and Izumi in it, Hoenheim knocked out, All having his automail arm removed and his flesh arm tied up above his head, Izumi having both her arms bound away from each other preventing her from using alchemy. Al had his legs and arms taken off and Roy had his gloves off, his arms bound as well.
"I got you the Human Sacrifices for Fathers day." Envy said proudly.
Father blinked, "Well, your and Sloths gift has put us ahead of schedual for the Promised Day. Very, very good, Envy." He said as the other four grumbled how Envy got the best gift and Greed was once again killed while Sloth stayed asleep.
With the alchemists, they were wondering when and how they got captured.