A/N: Hello Everyone! I'm back and with the new sequel to the story you all know and loved: Back to the Past. If you haven't read it…I don't know why you're here reading this and before you read this you should read that…Ask anyone of my reviewers…its funny. So, we're going to have a new character introduction in this chapter! You'll see She's important for later chapters. Also we have the return of old characters that left.
So here we go:
As the last story ended the bright light vortex once again entered the picture and took Erik and the rest of the gang back to Erik's lair.
Erik: Oh hell no…
Bethany: Hi Erik! Did you miss us?
Erik: -mutters- yea, like a dog misses a tick
Bethany: what was that?
Erik: What are you people doing here?
Jenna: I don't know, we got transported here.
Katie: Oh come on Erik, you know you missed us.
Erik: -narrows eyes- I was finally away from all you crazy lunatics and then you invade me in my home!
Christian: you live here? –Looks around-
Satine: Christian, shush. I think it's…very nice.
Erik: It's not supposed to be nice!!
Bethany: Yea, I can tell, it's all murky and disgusting Not suitable for guests at all. You're a horrible host.
Erik: You're not supposed to be here! For God's sale! I am not a party person! This is my secret lair! No Company allowed!
Jenna: That's not fair, Erik. I kept you in my house.
Erik: I didn't ask you too! I didn't ask to come to your strange century! And I didn't ask for all of you to come back with me!
Melissa: Ooo…Touchy. It's actually not that bad. I could get used to this. –Sits down on the ground-
Erik: -twitch- No one will be getting used to anything!!! You all must leave!
Katie: Oh and where will we go?
Erik: Do you think I care? You can go be prostitute on the streets…you'd be more useful there!
Jenna/Katie/Melissa/Bethany: -gasp-
Christian: Sir! Prostitution is not something to mention. It is not a way of life! You should be ashamed of yourself for condemning these girls to such a thing!
Satine: Christian it's alright. We don't need to recall the past.
Christian: -grumble-
Erik: I don't care what they do. If they do decide to become whores, great, there's a nightclub not to far from here.
Raoul: ooo! I've been there!
Everyone: -looks at him- WHAT?!
Raoul: Yea…It was really cool. It had all these lights and dancing…ooo! Ooo! And a spinning windmill and an ELEPHANT!!
The Duke: Why does that description sound awfully familiar to me?
Satine/Christian: -in shock- The Moulin Rouge.
Raoul: Yea! That's what it was called.
Christian: …Where exactly are we?
Melissa: Underneath the Opera Populaire in Paris.
Satine: In what year?
Jenna: 1871…I think.
Katie: Wait a second, I have a question. Why was Raoul going to a nightclub?
Raoul: My brother brought me. –Shrugs- there were girls dancing…and they weren't dancing like the ballet dancers.
Christian: Can we just drop the subject…please?
The Duke: Of course they weren't dancing like ballet dancers! They were dancing in a much more entertaining way.
Raoul: Yeah! They wore these frilly dresses and when they danced I saw their—
Erik: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-The whole room goes quiet-
Erik: If you must stay here, you must be quiet. You are in my private lair and you will listen to my rules. I will not hesitate to bring out my noose!
Melissa: Your moose?
Erik: -glares-
Melissa: Well I know that you store horses down here, why not mooses?
Katie: That's not a word.
Melissa: No one asked you!
Andre: -looking around- you live underneath the opera house?
Erik: -with gritted teeth- yes
Andre: That surely explains a lot. So the Opera Ghost is not really a ghost…
Erik: no…the opera ghost is a man. That man is me. I have been the whole damn TIME!!!
Katie: Okay, okay, don't have a cow
Jenna: You have COWS down here too?!
Erik: -to Bethany- Can I kill her now?
Bethany: No! Of course not!
Katie: The whole murkiness of this lair must be affecting her brain.
Erik: Please?
Bethany: I said no! –Slaps Erik-
Katie/Jenna/Melissa: -gasp!-
Melissa: Oh no she did not…
Jenna: did believe I she
Everyone: ….what?!
Jenna: I mean….I believe she did.
Bethany: wow Jenna you have a speech impediment?!
Jenna: -blank look-
Bethany: -slowly- you – can't –speak- well
Jenna: oh! –Laughs- yea
Bethany: -to Erik- dude you really need to mo…. –stares at Erik-
-Everyone stops and looks at Erik whose eyes are wide and tearful and his bottom lip is out in a pout and is quivering.-
Katie: …Erik?
Erik: -sniff- she…HURT ME!!
Everyone: -looks around at each other-
Melissa: She slapped you….it couldn't have hurt THAT bad, that it would make YOU cry.
Erik: I'm not crying!
Katie: Could have fooled me.
Erik: I'm notcrying!!
Mike: Well then you're about to.
Erik: I am not!! Shut up!!
Katie: Wow you change emotions fast.
Erik: I do that a lot.
Melissa: I bet
Erik: -glares-
-Suddenly a light appears above the Erik's organ.-
Erik: oh Dear God…
-The light goes all swirly and a girl falls on top of the organ-
Erik: My ORGAN!!!
Katie: dude it's just a piano!! Aren't you worried at ALL about the person who HIT the piano?
Erik: what are you crazy?
Mike: Hannah!!
Hannah: -gets off the piano- Okay that hurt. –Looks around- Am I where I think I am?
Melissa: If you're think you're in the Phantom of the Opera's secret underground lair, then yea, you are.
Erik: Well it's not so secret anymore!!
Hannah: Oh my…it's ERIK!
Erik: -looks slowly over to Hannah- PLEASE don't tell me you're another Phangirl.
Hannah: -gets a dreamy look on her face-
Erik: NOOOOO!!! –Falls to the ground and cries-
Katie: back to the changing emotions thing….
Hannah: -rushes over to Erik- Oh Erik! It's alright! I'll take care of you!
Erik: -still crying and sobbing- No…
Hannah: Shh…it's alright.
Erik: -not even caring anymore. Just sits there and lets Hannah do whatever she wants to him-
Jenna: Hannah's here!
Katie: Where have you been?
Bethany: Lost in her own little world.
Jenna: hehehehehe.
Melissa: -slaps Jenna upside the head-
Jenna: -snaps out of her dumb state of mind- ow….what the hell?
Melissa: Sorry Jen had to do it. You were acting very…to put it bluntly, stupid.
Jenna: Oh….What happened to Erik? And why is Hannah here?
Katie: Ok, so Hannah showed up in the swirly vortex of light and Erik got upset and I guess he just like…I don't know…
Jenna: Okay, but why is the swirly vortex of light still there?
Melissa: Oh yeah that's weird…but it moved…
Bethany: That's even weirder.
-The swirly vortex of light was now over the area right near Christine's room. The light started to spin faster and suddenly three very familiar people came flying out-
Jenna: -gasps- JACK!!!!! –runs and attaches herself to his leg….again-
Hannah: -looks up and sees Will. Freezes in shock for a moment. Suddenly drops Erik to the ground and almost floating in the air walks over to Will-
Erik: -shaken out of his emotional state- Ow!!!!
Jack: -looking at Jenna- Uh, This lassie looks awfully familiar to me…
Will: Well she should, we've seen all these people before….Except…her. –Looks at Hannah approaching him- Hello.
Hannah: -squeaks-
Raoul: -happily- WILL!
Will: -slowly steps away from Raoul- I thought we agreed that I would write you.
Raoul: -nods- I'm still waiting for the letter, pen pal.
Will: Right. –sees Hannah still staring at him. Waves a hand in front of her face. She doesn't move.- Is she alright?
Katie: Yea, she'll be fine.
Elizabeth: -nudges Will- I think she likes you Will.
Will: Really? How flattering.
Raoul: I like you too!
-Everyone looks at Raoul-
Bethany: That's just scary.
Will: Indeed. –Looks at Hannah- So…is there anyway to snap her out of this?
Katie: -shrugs- hug her or something.
Will: Hug her? Isn't that a little personal?
Katie: Oh come on you baby, you've never hugged a random person.
Will: No, I cannot say I have.
Bethany: Well there's a first time for everything.
Jack: At least it's better than having her attached to your leg.
Will: That is true. Alright, I'll try it. –Goes over and hugs Hannah-
Hannah: -snaps out of her trance- What? –Grins wildly when she realizes she's in the arms of Will-
Will: -lets go of her- You alright?
Hannah: uh….yeah.
Will: Good.
Hannah: Will?
Will: Yes?
Hannah: Can I hug you again?
Will: Uh, sure I guess.
Hannah: -hugs Will again holding onto him tightly-
Erik: -stands up and brushes himself off- Well at least she's off me.
Melissa: That could sound so wrong if you think about it.
Erik: -narrows eyes- I don't want to think about it, Thank you.
Melissa: -grins-
Raoul: uh…
Bethany: Raoul, shut up, no one wants to know how much you want to be friends with Will.
Jack: Can someone get this girl off me?
-Melissa, Katie, and Mike get Jenna off Jack-
Jenna: -As soon as she looses contact with Jack- I'm good!
Raoul: uh….
Katie: Raoul, shut up!!
Hannah: -finally lets go of Will- Alright, I'm okay.
Will: Wait a minute, your voice sounds familiar.
Hannah: It does?
Will: Yes….Where have I heard it before?
Katie: Well, when you stole my phone from me, Hannah was on the other line.
Will: Oh! You mean that interesting looking device.
Katie: yeah.
Will: Right. You were the one that screamed in my ear!
Hannah: -smiles sheepishly- yeah….Sorry about that.
Will: It's alright. No harm done. –smiles-
Hannah: -swoons-
Raoul: Uh…
Katie/Melissa/Bethany/Jenna: Raoul, SHUT UP!!!
Raoul: But…
Katie: No buts!
Raoul: -pouts- but guys…
Katie: What did I say?
Raoul: -looks like he's about to cry- but…but…My Tummy Hurts.
Jenna: Take a Pepto-Bismol
Raoul: No!!!! My Tummy REALLY hurts!!!
-Everyone looks at each other-
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhhhh boy….
Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Robin Hood: Men in Tights (which if you didn't notice, I used a reference to) or Pepto-Bismol.