Can I be Earless Too?
J.J.: Hello Everybody! It's your favorite author Jennifer Jackson also known as J.J.!
Yuki: Must you always introduce yourself every time you write a new story?
J.J.: Of course! But, I wonder how you will like this story Yuki.
Yuki: I didn't like all the other ones you put me in, why would I like this one?
J.J.: Because you meet Shuichi as a VIRGIN!
Shuichi: -blushes- …
Yuki: -blushes- …
Littlekely: I think they do like it.
J.J.: Here is my most favorite assistant and bodyguard Littlekely!
Littlekely: I wonder how this is going to work. You are merging to different types of Manga.
J.J.: You can never question a genius. Well, now it's time for the disclaimers. Drum roll please.
***Drum Roll***
J.J.: I do not own Gravitation.
Littlekely: Or Loveless.
Yuki: You're combining Loveless with Gravitation?
J.J.: I thought it was self-explanatory in the title. Anyway, let's go!
"I don't believe this." Hiro said; his ears twitching in aggravation.
"What?" Shuichi asked.
"Our homeroom teacher is being changed." Hiro said.
"What? No way!" Shuichi whined. His ears laid flat against his head and his tail wrapped around his leg. Hiro tried to comfort his best friend.
"I know. She was really hot." Hiro said with a oh-why-me-oh-lord face.
"I don't care about that! She still has my game boy. Dammit! Now I have to get it back from her." Shuichi said.
"Don't be so lazy. Hey it could be worse." Hiro said. Worse didn't start for Shuichi until he was out in the hall and bumped into a person with blond hair. Who the fuck wouldn't be watching where they were going?! He looked down and saw a pink eared girl on the floor rubbing her back.
"I'm sorry little girl. Are you alright?" Yuki asked trying to refrain from letting his vein pop in disgust. Shuichi blushed.
"I'm a boy!" Shuichi yelled. You're the second one this month! Man! Maybe I should just go back to NG and find my sacrifice there. Yuki did a double take. No shit. Why does he have pink ears?
"I'm sorry. You'd better get back to class." He said with a strained smile and began to walk past the little girlish-boy. Why the fuck do I have to work here? It's all that damned Tatsuha's fault. Shuichi stared at the blond teacher walk down the hall and noticed he was blushing. What the hell? He's a guy! What's wrong with me? I should be practicing more spells in case I find my sacrifice! Yeah. I should be more worried about that. Yeah…
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Shuichi dragged his feet into the room and sighed as he sat down next to Hiro ready for science.
"What happened?" Hiro asked.
"Bitch was being a bitch. She won't give it back unless I get a parent's note." Shuichi sighed.
"Get a parent's note." Hiro said with a shrug. Shuichi shuddered. I don't want to… The door opened and Shuichi's breath caught. In the front of the class was a sexy man with a blond hair in a lab coat. It's him!
"Hello students. This will be your science teacher, Eiri Yuki. Please welcome him." The principal said. Yuki smiled and looked at the kids.
"Hello. My name is Eiri Yuki. I hope we have a fun learning year." Yuki said with a smile. Shuichi blushed. All the girls were trying to stop drooling from the sight of the hot man.
"Okay, I'll leave you with your class, Mr. Yuki." The principal said and left.
"Alright. Why don't we introduce yourselves?" Yuki asked. Not that I give a shit. "Why don't you begin?" Yuki asked, pointing to a drooling girl.
"U-Um…my name is Kaoru Uwahara." She said with hearts in her eyes. Shuichi still couldn't believe that this hunk of a man was his science teacher. This continued until it was up to Hiro.
"My name's Hiro Nakano." Hiro said with no emotion. Shuichi was still trying to figure out how to put coherent sentences together.
"Okay and last…" Yuki stopped for a minute to stare at the queer with wide eyes. Why must I get a queer in my class? It's not fair. I'll get you for this Tatsuha. "…What's your name?" Yuki asked with a strained smile.
"S-Shuichi Shindou." Shuichi said looked at his notebook. Yuki smiled for real this time. This might be fun.
"Okay. Now that I now know your names, why don't we start on our curriculum? First on the list is review. Let's review everything that you should know. Turn to page 643 and read about the body systems, um, Teshigawara?" Yuki asked. Shuichi didn't even bother to bring out his textbook. He couldn't stop staring at his teachers' mouth. Moving with every word he spoke made Shuichi's heart thump.
"-indou. Mr. Shindou!" Yuki's voice said. Shuichi was snapped out of his trance and came face to face with beautiful. Yuki was leaning over his desk and was staring straight into Shuichi's eyes which caused him to blush. "Can you please pay attention?" Yuki asked. Shuichi could've sworn he heard a hint of humor in his voice.
"Yes sir." Shuichi said and lowered his head. Yuki smiled mentally. This is going to be so much fun! After another 50 minutes, science was over and now it was time for English. Shuichi bagged his books and was on his way out until he heard his name being called from a familiar sexy voice. Shuichi reluctantly walked over to his teachers' desk. "Yes sir?"
"Why weren't you paying attention in class?" Yuki asked. I couldn't stop staring at your mouth which is what I'm doing now. Shuichi closed his eyes and looked at his shoes. His ears were flat against his head and his tail wrapped around his waist. Yuki noticed this and smiled. He's anxious. That's kind of cute. "I would like you to do something for me." Yuki said. Give you a blow job? Yes. "I want you to clean up the lab for me at the end of the day." Yuki said. Shuichi stared at his teacher. Not exactly what I had in mind. Maybe I should wipe his memory or put him to sleep…maybe not. I never really tried.
"For not paying attention?" Shuichi asked.
"For not paying attention." Yuki said. Shuichi narrowed his eyes just a little and earned a smile from Yuki which made his heart melt. I need to get out of here.
"Yes sir." Shuichi said reluctantly. Yuki nodded and waved at the door. Shuichi hurried out the door and caught up with Hiro.
"What's up?" Hiro asked.
"That bastard is making me clean the lab after school." Shuichi said digging his hands in his pockets.
"Why? For not paying attention?" Hiro asked. Shuichi nodded and lowered his head. "Well shake it off. We just started school and already you're getting into trouble. Just survive the rest of the day, please?" Hiro asked. Shuichi nodded and his tail released his waist and his ears perked up. The rest of the day flew by and now it was after school. Just perfect for Shuichi. Now I have to clean Mr. Nice Guy's laboratory. It's not fair. Shuichi slowly walked to the lab and heard movement in the room. Shuichi's heart sped up. Who would be there? Shuichi opened the door and saw Yuki dressed in a dark blue Armani silk shirt and black pants. Shuichi almost gagged from no air. He is SO good looking! Shuichi swallowed and walked towards his teacher who sat at his desk sipping coffee.
"What do I have to do sir?" Shuichi asked.
"Sweep the floor and clean the glass cylinders." Yuki ordered. Shuichi sighed. Do you know how many glass cylinders you have? Shuichi began to sweep the floor while Yuki was typing on a laptop. Bastard…smart bastard…smart, sexy bastard…smart, sexy, good looking bastard…smart, sexy, good looking, one-hell-of-a-smile bastard… Shuichi finally finished sweeping the floor and started cleaning the cylinders while he secretly watched Yuki out of the corner of his eye. Yuki sneezed and Shuichi dropped the cylinder. It crashed to the floor and startled Shuichi. Yuki glared at him and Shuichi swallowed deeply.
"I'm sorry. I'll clean it up." Shuichi said.
"If you hurt yourself, I'll get in trouble. Let me." Yuki said placing his laptop down and began to walk over.
"I made this mess so I'll-OW!" Shuichi yelled as he held his index finger. Great. If I heal it in front of him, he'll think I'm a monster. Yuki walked over to Shuichi and did something that was unimaginable. He put Shuichi's finger into his mouth. Shuichi stared awestruck at this and his ears perked up to the ceiling. Yuki didn't show anything but was freaking out inside. Oh shit! What the hell am I doing? He's my student and I'm sucking his finger! But…it's an acquired taste. Like strawberries. When Yuki removed his mouth, Shuichi was panting. Yuki took out a band aid and placed it on his finger.
"You can go home now. I'll clean up the rest." Yuki said. Shuichi, now blushing, nodded and ran out the room. Yuki covered his mouth and looked at the glass. What the hell did I just do?
******
Shuichi ran out of the building feeling very hot and his heart was pounding. What the hell did he just do to me? All the way home, Shuichi could still feel Yuki's tongue swirling over his cut. When he got to his house he paused and shivered. I don't want to go home. He opened the door and came face to face with his mom.
"Hello Shuichi-kun. How was school today?" She asked. Shuichi swallowed.
"It was okay mom." Shuichi said in a low voice. She smiled which made Shuichi's blood run cold.
"Come inside now. I have dinner already on the table." She said. Shuichi swallowed and followed his mom to the dining room and sat across from his mom; eating in silence. "So, going to the psychiatrist is working right?" She asked. Shuichi shivered again. Why remind me mom that I'm crazy? "D-Did my old Shuichi-kun come back?" She asked. She would always ask him this question; always full of hope…but it never worked. He wasn't coming back. He's not back mom. I'm sorry. Shuichi shook his head. His mom's face turned into one of rage. She threw her plate full of food at Shuichi's face giving him a cut above his eyebrow. Shuichi was used to it…but each time she did it…he felt that him returning to his former self wouldn't work.
"I'm sorry mom." Shuichi mumbled. She stood up and threw Shuichi to the ground.
"YOU TOOK HIM FROM ME! GIVE HIM BACK YOU BASTARD! GIVE MY SHUICHI-KUN BACK!" She yelled. Shuichi shuddered. This is my life and I hate it.
J.J.: I think I only took the Gravitation characters but kept the Loveless' theme, eh?
Littlekely: You hit the bull on the horn. I'm so proud of you! Do you want a muffin or a biscuit?
J.J. and Shuichi: A Muffin!
Littlekely: -punches Shuichi and J.J. in the back of their heads-
Shuichi: Ow!
J.J.: What the fuck was that for you bitch?!
Littlekely: You asked for a muffin so I gave it to you. Is there a problem?
J.J.: -sweat drops- Nope! None at all! Anyway, please review for this chapter. I got the idea when I was reading a Loveless Fanfic. I think it was called "It's Over!" and "Miles Apart!" I want you to fuckin' finish "Miles Apart!" you dumb ass! Hurry! I'm dying here!
Yuki: You're too alive for my taste.
Shuichi: Yuki!
J.J.: That reminds me! I just saw episode 5 and 6 today at the library! It was so funny! I almost got kicked out for being to loud! But I couldn't help it! I love Shuichi and Yuki!
Yuki: I don't appreciate you saying that to me.
Shuichi: Yeah! Only I can say it!
Yuki: Give me a break.
J.J.: Anyway, review please!
Yuki: I'm going to get an ulcer by the end of this fanfiction.
Shuichi: Yuki! Don't say that!
Yuki: You gave me one before you dumb brat.
Shuichi: -tears in his eye- WAHHHH!
J.J.: There, there. Please end this Littlekely.
Littlekely: With pleasure.
J.J.: Oh wait! You know how Ritsuka has the name "Loveless" right? Well, give me ideas for Shuichi's name and then I'll just ignore you and put what I want. Just kidding! Tell me what you think and I'll tell you my idea, how's that? OK I'M SHUTTING UP NOW.
Yuki: For life?
J.J.: BYE!