Mena: Okay say it!
Gaara: Do I have to?
Ariel: Gaara, she'll annoy you until you say it, hell I will annoy you until you say it, now say it.
Gaara: I don't want to.
Mena, Ariel: SAY IT DAMMIT!
Gaara: No.
Ariel: Oh, I know. Gaara, if you say it I'll give you a cookie.
Gaara: Fine They don't own Naruto or any of the characters. Now give me my cookie...Okay I want another.
Ariel: No.
Mena: ROCK ON PEOPLE! ENJOY THE FIC!
Ariel: What she said, and some characters are OOC, just so you know.
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My Idiot, My Peanut!?
Ch 1: The Dare.
It's been four years since Sasuke and Sakura had started dating. They had there ups and downs, but everything got patched up. So lets see what The gang is up to, shall we?
"NANI!?!?!?!"
"Will you guys calm down!" scolded a seventeen year old Sakura.
"Yea, it's not that big of a deal!" a nineteen year old Sasuke chimed in.
"Well sorry gosh." Tenten said.
"Yea and it is a big deal Uchiha!" Neji yelled
"So, when are we going!" Ino asked excitedly.
"Well I'm guessing a day before Sakuras birthday This is going to be so troublesome" said the lazy bum we all know and love, Shikamaru.
"W-where a-are we g-going a-again?" Hinata said while pushing her index fingers together nervously.
"Hinata! Stop doing that!" Naruto scolded. (Mena: W.O.W! O.O Ariel: Well damn Naruto, give the poor girl a heart attack why don't you.)
"We are going on vacation to the land of holly wood!" Sasuke said. (Mena: Land!? Ariel: Weird)
"Your right Shikamaru, a day before my birthday," Sakura said.
"LIKE OMG, THAT'S TWO DAYS FROM NOW WHAT IM A GOING TO PACK! SHIKA, WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING ASAP! RIGHT GIRLS?!" Ino screamed.
"Troublesome women..." Shikamaru muttered.
"Sorry Ino, Sasuke said he take me." Sakura said clinging to Sasuke's arm.
"Hey, no I didn't- OW!" (Mena: HAHA Ariel: Sucks for you man)
"Right Sasuke-KUN" She asked or more like stated with the whole message in her eyes.
"Y-yes Oh wonderful Cherry Blossom of mine." Sasuke panicked.
"Good" She said satisfied.
"COME ON HINATA, I'LL TAKE YOU SHOPPING TOO!!" Naruto said dragging Hinata with him. (Mena: O.O Ariel: Whoa, Naruto wanting to shop, shocking)
"Lets go Neji." Tenten said, as he followed suit, he knew not to say no to Tenten or else all hell would break loose.
Of course, they all went in separate directions
Well, let me give you the background info here. Ino and Shika are going out after Ino kissed him forcefully in front of Temari, he was so dazed all he said was "I don't think that was so troublesome.." In a dreamy tone. Then she asked if he will go out with her and he said "Do I have a choice?" "No" "All right, lets go."
Neji and Tenten were going out, because they made a bet that Tenten can beat him in a kunai throwing contest. He said, "No thanks" "Awww, is Neji too scared to go against big bad Tenten?" "No" "Chicken! I think you should cut you hair and have it like Sasukes!" "HEY!!" "SORRY SASUKE!! Not really" "I heard that!" "hehehe"
"Come on Neji," She begged again. "No thanks," Then she started to the chicken dance while singing the lyrics. "FINE!" Well, Neji lost and Teten won the bet.
Hinata and Naruto are going out too, Hinata was about to tell him that she liked him and all she got out was "N-Naruto-kun ummm-," but he interrupted her. "Hinata I'm sorry I haven't told you before, but I like you a lo,t and I was wondering if you would want to go out with me?!?" but she fainted when he apologized, but he didn't notice. So, he rushed her to the hospital, thinking she needed immediate medical attention. On the way, she woke up and screamed "YES!!" (Which probably left Naruto in a shocked state) And. That's that.
Presently, Sasuke won 8 free tickets to the LAND of Holly Wood, so he decided to take Sakura there for her birthday. Sakura had begged Sasuke to let their friends to come along, he soon gave into her puppy dog face and agreed. So here they are now getting ready to go on vacation. All they have to do now is work up the courage to ask Tsunade if they can go, but everyone knows Sakura has to do it even though she doesn't want to. Sasuke was getting a bit worried though, he's been having these dreams lately about his brother, Itachi. So he kept his guard up, every time he was with Sakura
"Sasuke-kun I want that bathing suit!" Sakura exclaimed.
"But it's 50 Dollars!" (Why the heck would anyone want a 50 dollar bathing suit?)
"Pwees Sasu-kuuun," She begged.
"-Sigh- Fine"
This is going to be one hell of a day,' He thought
Yup, but think about it,' His inner replied.
I am thinking about it.'
NO, BAKA! Look at the bathing suit, it's going to be a great vacation!' His inner exclaimed joyfully.
"You BAKA! Your such a perv!" Although, Sasuke didn't realize he said that out loud, until he noticed people staring. Crap,' he thought.
"What?! Can't someone tell themselves that their inner is a perv! HUH!?" He snapped..
Everyone just looked at him like he was crazy even Sakura. So, she just rushed out with a quick BYE!'. Once Sasuke was done paying, Sakura was in a daze. She had this dreamy look on her face, and there were little sparkles around her. Sasuke looked at what she was gazing at, and it turned out she was staring at... MICHAEL JACKSON!... Kidding, it was a...Tree.
"Ummm Sakura are you okay?"
"Whaaa?" She asked ,still in daze.
"I said, are you okay?!" He repeated.
"Yea, why?"
"Why are you looking at the tree?"
She suddenly went up to the tree, hugged it, and said, "I love you tree"
"Y-y-you don't love me anymore!?" Sasuke asked, crying anime style.
"I love you both."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"OMFG!"
"What is it?" asked the shark man we all know as Kisame.
"That was the worst dream ever!" Itachi exclaimed.
"Whatever, maybe the nail polish fumes are getting to your head." Kisami said as he left.
At the mention of nail polish, Itachi looked at his finger nails. He then went to his night stand, that had little teddy bears on it and picked up his precious nail polish and started doing his nails.
"Crap!..Messed up."Then he re-did them, but then he dropped the polish bottle on his weasel pajamas.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"KEEP IT DOWN WILL YOU, YEAH!!!" His roommate, Deidara yelled, banging on the wall.
"OH, STFU YOU HAVE HORRIBLE NAILS, SO I WOULDN'T BE TALKING!!!" Itachi screeched.
Then he heard footsteps, and his door slammed open.
"WELL AT LEAST IM NOT OBSESSED, YEAH!!!"
"I AM NOT DEIDARA!!" Itachi said
"But I must tell you, you do a good job, yeah."
"Oh.. Really thanks." He said like a teenage girl.
"Yea, you should do mine sometime, yeah"
"Oh! -Giggles- I can do them now! I've got spare polish! I always carry one with me."
"Okay, Yeah!" Deidara exclaimed.
And they spent the rest of the day they had left doing each others nails and giggling like little girls. ----------
Well the day has come to an end, and the two days went by quickly. All that was left was Sakura's sleep over, so they don't have to worry about
picking every one up the next day, since they were leaving early. It was already 9 PM and every one was present.
"So, what should we do?" Tenten asked.
"Oh! Lets play truth or dare," Ino exclaimed.
"Oh, come on woman we don't want to play that."
"PLAY IT!" The girls said forcefully, and the lights suddenly went off, and they held flashlights under there faces so they looked scary. Even Hinata did it, and she
didn't stutter. (Wee-eeird)
"OKAY!" They all said quickly.
"Good," Sakura said sweetly, once the lights were back on. They all then threw the flashlights in random places, and you could hear a cat yowl at being hit with one.
"Okay. Me first, then Sakura, Sasuke, Tenten, Neji, Hinata, Naruto, and Shika-kun!" Ino said.
Everyone agreed and the game began.
"Okay ummm.. Neji Truth or dare?!"
"Dare," Neji Said.
" I dare you to hug Naruto for 5 minutes." Ino said evilly.
"NO WAY, HE SMEELS FUNKY AND I'M NOT GAY!" Neji screeched.
"I DO NOT SMELL! AND I DON'T WANT TO HUG NEJI!!!!" Naruto screamed.
"Then you'll have to wash Narutos feet," Sakura joined in.
"Damn, fine!" he said defeated.
Naruto was already up and protesting, so Neji got up, charged at Naruto, and hugged his struggling form.
"NEJI, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!!!" Naruto screamed, pissed.
"THIS HURTS ME MORE THEN IT HURTS YOU UZUMAKI!" Neji reassured.
"3.2.1.0... -DING- GOOD JOB NEJI!" Every one said as they were laughing their heads off.
"My turn!" Sakura called out.
"NARUTO! Truth or dare!?" She asked
"Dare!" He cried, ready for anything.
"I dare you to Be an ice cube like how Sasuke was and how Neji is" She said.
"OKAY!" He said happily.
Suddenly Naruto grew quiet, closed his eyes, and put his head down. When he looked back up, he took a deep breath, opened his eyes, and they were cold and emotionless. And all he said was "Hn."
"WHOA!" Every one shouted.
"Oh yeah, no ramen." Sakura said, as an after thought.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"A-HEM," Tenten said.
"I mean. Whatever." Naruto said.
"Hey I got an Idea!" Tenten Exclaimed. "Why don't we pretend to be like one another for the whole day tomorrow. And remaining of today."
Every one agreed so Ino put her and Shika's name cause Shikamaru was sleeping, NaruHina, SasuSaku, and NejiTen.
People drew from the hat: Naruto and Hinata got Tenten and Neji, Ino and Shikamaru got Naruto Hinata, Sasuke snd Sakura got Ino Shika, and Neji and Tenten got Sasuke and Sakura. Since Sasuke acts like Neji and Neji acts like Sasuke, they all agreed that Tenten has to play Sasuke, and Neji plays Sakura. (Mena: ROFL! Ariel: LMAO!)
Silencecting on!
"Well Ino-pig, what should we do now?" Neji asked much like Sakura.
"I-I d-don't k-know," Ino said very much like Hinata.
"Well, its already 11:15. Maybe we should go to bed, since we have to wake up early," Hinata said, not stuttering like Tenten.
"Good idea, even a hot party girl like me needs my rest!" Sakura said much like Ino.
Sasuke was already fake snoring like Shikamaru. The real Shikamaru took a deep breath and;
"WAKE UP TEME!!!!" Shikamaru cried.
"Wha!? -Sigh- Troublesome." Sasuke said.
Naruto and Tenten smirked, and they all went to bed.