Sweetprincess: And hello again my lovelies! I'm back again! Did you miss me?
Vanellope: We were here yesterday with a one-shot about me and my dad
Sweet princess: I was referring to the vanillabutter fans, thank you very much. I'm sorry to say that for the time being I won't be posting the next chapter for True Love's Destiny until further notice.
Rancis: WHAT?! WHY?!
Sweet princess: Because Rancis, to make a long story short, I don't know how to start the next chapter. So I'm just going to take an intermission on that story. It shouldn't be long though... maybe... probably
Vanellope: So basically writer's block.
Sweet princess: yeah pretty much. But until then, I will be posting one shots or really short stories consisting of vanillabutter.
Vanellope: Whoa whoa whoa! Hold on! So you can post this story, but you can't post another chapter?
Sweet princess: You try writing a chapter about you getting yourself mystical powers from a legendary jewel that was passed down from your ancestor, and trying to consist as many vanillabutter at the same time! Before things will get out of hand, I'll just do the disclaimer really quick. I don't own wir. All I do own is Reese and Sugarlina Sweetcream. Now if you'll excuse me, I need flee from an angry mob of vanillabutter fans!
*angry mob chases sweet princess*
Angry mob: FINISH THE CHAPTER!
Sweet princess: Writer's block!
Angry mob: WE DON'T GIVE A FUDGE!
Ch.1
Rancis smiled and gazed at Vanellope lovingly, sighing. Though the two have been dating for quite some time now, he still couldn't help but to stare at Vanellope intensely. He watched her as she played Just Dance 4, dancing to "You Make Me Feel…" by Cobra Starships. He slightly drooled at the sight of Vanellope swaying her hips. He didn't what was better: the fact that his girlfriend was putting on a show just for him, or the fact that she was trying to impress him by busting up some moves. Either way he was loving it, and he hoped that the song would never end. Unfortunately, the song had ended, and Vanellope plopped on the couch, smiling at him.
"So what'd you think, buttercup? You liked it?" she asked in a teasing voice, wiping off the drool off his face.
Rancis blinked, snapping back to reality and smiled at his girlfriend. "You were adorable, as always," he commented. Vanellope smiled and kissed his cheek, which made him blush. "Awwww, you're sweet, butterfingers. I love that about you," she cooed. Smiling mischievously, she took his shoulders and pinned him back on the couch, sitting on top of him. "And you know what boys get when they're sweet, butterfingers?"
"I don't know. Tell me," he replied, smirking.
"They get servings of what I like to call 'Vanilla Hershey kisses," she answered. She leaned in and kissed Rancis on the lips, caressing his cheeks gently. Rancis cupped Vanellope's face and pulled her closer, deepening the kiss. Vanellope slightly opened her mouth and allowed his tongue to explore her mouth, causing her to moan. After a while, the two separated and panted, smiling at each other. Vanellope huffed and touched Rancis' cheek, looking in his eyes. Rancis smiled and tucked her hair behind her ear. "Nellie, when was the last time we went on a date?" Rancis asked, sitting up. Vanellope crawled off him and leaned on the couch pillows thinking long and hard.
"Well… you took me out for a movie, remember? We watched The Boy Who Cried Werewolf," she reminded him. "That was months ago, buttercup."
"Exactly. Listen. If you're not busy tomorrow night, let me take you out on a date. There's a karaoke place that I've been meaning to go to," he said. Vanellope smiled and nodded, twirling her ponytail around her finger in a bored manner. She smirked and gazed at Rancis, beckoning her finger at him. "You are a devious little girl," he teased her, pulling her closer.
"Only when it comes to her, butterfingers," she whispered, kissing him once more.
The next night, Rancis went over to Vanellope's castle to pick her up for their date. Dressed in an orange reese's cup T-shirt and brown denim jeans, he approached the door and knocked on the door. Vanellope opened it, wearing a white T-shirt under a teal varsity jacket with pink accents, a brown tiered mini skirt with a ribbon trim and a bow on the side, and black platform sandals with white candy crystal straps. Rancis's jaw dropped at the sight of Vanellope.
"Hey, butterfingers," Vanellope said, smiling. "You ready?"
Rancis said nothing, but nodded. Vanellope walked out and closed the door, leading Rancis to his kart. "N-n-nellie, you l-look hot," Rancis stuttered, sitting in his kart and helping Vanellope in. She shrugged and smiled. "Thank you. I did this all for you, butterfingers," she replied, kissing his cheek. With that said, Rancis turned on the kart and drove off. They didn't say anything for a while, until they came to their destination.
"Here it is, Sugar Sweet Karaoke. The sweetest karaoke place in the arcade," Rancis said.
Vanellope shook her head and hopped off, with Rancis in tow. Inside there was soda bar, a pool table, a dj, and many booths. In front of it all was a karaoke stage. Rancis led Vanellope to an empty booth up front of the stage and looked around. A waitress came up to them, smiling.
"May I take your order?" she asked.
Rancis ordered a slice of chocolate cake, while Vanellope ordered some mint green and chocolate chip ice cream. "This place is awesome," Vanellope commented, checking out the place. Rancis nodded in agreement and got up. "I'm going to get us some drinks. Want anything?" he asked.
"Get me some pepsi, please?"
He smiled and walked off, walking off to the soda bar. He was shocked to see Swizzle working behind the bar. "Swizzle?" Rancis said, confused. He looked up and nodded at Rancis, smiling. "Sup, Fluggerbutter. Fancy meeting you here," he replied.
"What are you doing here? And working?" Rancis asked.
Swizzle shrugged. "I want to take Sticky out for a dinner date, but I don't have enough money. Snowanna hooked me up as a bartender. I get paid twenty gold coins per hour," he explained. "Now, what do you want?"
"A pepsi and a coca cola."
Swizzle handed him two bottles. "On the house, bro," he whispered. Rancis smiled and walked off with the two drinks. He returned back to Vanellope and handed her the pepsi, sitting next to her. Pretty soon the waitress handed the two their order. "There's a lot of songs here, Nellie. We should sing one of them," he suggested, looking over the song list. Vanellope chuckled and looked away.
"That'll be the day," she snorted.
As the two looked over the song list, Snowanna came onto the stage and grabbed the microphone. "Hey, what up, party people!" she hollered. The crowd cheered and clapped their hands. "Now, I'm ready to hear some songs, so how about we get someone to drop it for us?" The crowd hollered and clapped their hands. Rancis looked around and smirked at Vanellope, who didn't like the look on his face.
"Uh, why are you looking at me like that?" She questioned him.
Rancis looked towards Snowanna and hollered out, "Yo, Snowanna! Vanellope would love to sing for us!" Vanellope spewed out her soda and glared at Rancis. "What? No no no! You guys got it all wrong! I'm not singing, I just came to watch people sing!" she argued. Snowanna rolled her eyes and chanted, "Sing, sing sing" over and over again. Pretty soon, the crowd started doing the same. "Come on, if you sing, I sing too, so you won't be left out," Rancis offered. Vanellope groaned and facepalmed herself.
"You so owe me for this, butterfingers," she growled, making her way to the stage, passing through the cheering crowd
"Here she comes, everyone! Vanellope Von Schweetz!" she exclaimed, handing her the microphone. "What's your song?" Vanellope thought for a while before answering, "S.O.S." Snowanna nodded and placed the microphone on its stand. The music started to play and blared through the speakers. Vanellope inhaled a deep breath and started singing.
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
You know...
I never felt like this before
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
Feels like… so real
I'm obsessive when just one thought of you comes up
And I'm aggressive just one thought of close enough
You got me stressing, incessantly pressing the issue
'Cause every moment gone you know I miss you
I'm the question and you're of course the answer
Just hold me close boy 'cause I'm your tiny dancer
You make me shaken up, never mistaken
But I can't control myself, got me calling out for help
Vanellope snatched the mic off its stand and started dancing on the stage. She watched as the audience was dancing along with her.
S.O.S. please someone help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard,
I can't take it, see it don't feel right
S.O.S. please someone help me
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it
Vanellope pulled the licorice hair tie out of her hair and ruffled her hair a bit as she pranced around the stage.
Just your presence and I second guess my sanity
Yes it's a lesson, it's unfair, you stole my vanity
My tummy's up in knots so when I see you I get so hot
My common sense is out the door, can't seem to find the lock
Take on me (uh huh) you know inside you feel it right
Take me on I'm put desire up in your arms tonight
I'm out with you, you got me head over heels
Boy you keep me hanging on the way you make me feel
S.O.S. please someone help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making (Y.O.U.) this hard,
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night
Vanellope smiled at Rancis and winked at him, now singing directly at him.
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it ('Cause you on my mind)
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me (someone come and rescue me)
'Cause you on my mind got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it
Boy, you know you got me feeling open
And boy, your loves enough with words unspoken
I said boy I'm telling you, you got me open
I don't know what to do it's true
I'm going crazy over you,
I'm begging
She placed the mic back on its stand, tightly gripping it in her grasp.
S.O.S. please somebody help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard (are you making this hard for me, baby?),
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night
This time please someone come and rescue me (someone rescue me)
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind got me losing it ('cause any time)
I'm lost you, got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me (best of me), I'm losing it
Lala lala lala lala Ohhh
Ohh ohh lala lala
The audience erupted into cheers and applause. Vanellope handed the microphone back to Snowanna and smirked at Rancis, whose mouth dropped to the ground. "And that's how you do it, butterfingers," she said, brushing off fake dust off her shoulder as if it was nothing and take a swing on her pepsi. Rancis smirked and nodded his head at her. "Oh, it's on," he replied.
Vanellope: Hello again. Sweet princess can't really talk right now. She's a bit.. occupied
Sweet princess: Yo this is jacked us man! This is- POLICE BRUTALITY! POLICE BRUTALITY!
Angry mob: You're not going anywhere until you finish the next chapter
Rancis: Do you think we're pushing it?"
Vanellope: *looks behind her and back at Rancis* Nah. So until next time, this is Vanellope and Rancis signing of. Peace!
Rancis: Later!
Swee princess: You stole my line!