The "Return" of Invader Spud!
Chapter 1
"But Spud?" asked a really short invader, "Are you sure you can handle a mission of this…this…extremity!"
"Of course I'm ready. I've stopped Zim before," said, Invader Spud, strapping on his lucky goggles. "Wanna see the scars!"
"That'd be the fifth time this week. But…OKEYDOKEY! Oh, my! Oh no! It's horrible! It's…it's…cooool!"
Invader Spud was just about to begin the final step of Operation: Impending Doom II. He was already exalted by the Almighty Tallest, not only because he was only 2 inches shorter than them but because he saved planet Irk from being destroyed by Zim while he was rampaging in the giant…robot…thing. So now that the Irken Empire reigned supreme in the galaxy he was to be sent to earth to explain to Zim that the Tallest never intended earth to be conquered.
"Spud!" yelled the Tallest Red.
"Yes Sir!" Spud Saluted.
"Are you prepared to take what may be the biggest mission of your life?"
"Yes Sir!" Spud didn't move.
"Well then get goin'!" Tallest Purple shoved a pack in his stomach and threw him out the airlock.
"I always love doin' that," said Purple.
"Yeah, me too," agreed Red.
In space Spud grabbed his ship and began his long journey to earth…