Yes, this is yet another Grandma got run over by a Reindeer parody. I don't even know why I'm so obsessed with it. It's a really great song for parodies. And if you have not seen the Wrath of Khan (KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN) then this won't make any sense. And I don't want you to review. Ha, I bet that got your attention! Just kidding, of course I want you to review.
Disclaimer: If I owned this, the new Star Trek movies would not exist.
Spock got run over by a reactor
Walking round the Enterprise Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as KHAAAAN!
But as for me and James Kirk, we believe
He'd been drinkin' too much Romulan ale
And we'd begged him to play ball
But he'd left his Vulcan lyre
So he staggered out the door into the hall
When they found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were burn-marks on his forehead
And more incriminatin' marks on his back
Spock got run over by a reactor
Walkin' round the Enterprise Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as KHAAAAAAN!
But as for me and James Kirk, we believe
Now were all so proud of James Kirk
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' Klingons
Drinkin' ale and playin' cards with McCoy
It's not Christmas without Spock
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Spock got run over by a reactor
Walkin' round the Enterprise Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as KHAAAAN!
But as for me and James Kirk, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig
And a black and white phaser
That would just have matched the hair in Spock's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out every man
They should never give a license
To a reactor who drives a starship and kills Vulcans
Spock got run over by a reactor
Walkin' round the Enterprise Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as KHAAAAN!
But as for me and James Kirk, we believe!
The End
And one last thing...KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!