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MY TRIPS TO THE HOSPITAL
(Caused by harrypottericamania)
I go on holiday to Britain, I visit kings cross and I see the barrier between 9 and10
I'm going to Hogwarts!
I knock myself unconscious trying to reach platform nine and three quarters
4 hours in the hospital.
When I wake up, I'm in a hospital.
A nurse comes in and I cry, "This isn't saint mungos"!
I run as fast as I can, I trip on the edge of the bed.
I slam into the wall and the T.V. comes out of its holder.
It lands on my head.
A further week in hospital.
I come back from my holiday.
I grab a broom from the cupboard.
I climb onto the roof of our house.
I announce to my little brother that I'm about to do the wroski feint, an exciting
Quidditch move used by Victor Krum in the last Quidditch cup.
I jump up.
2 days in hospital and 3 weeks in a cast.
I'm out of a cast.
To celebrate mum takes me to the zoo.
I see a snake.
I can feel it! I'm Parselmouthed!
I jump into the exhibit and try to talk to the snake.
It bites me.
3 weeks in hospital.
The anti-venom they injected me with gives me an idea.
I've got an assignment from professor Snape to do, its an extremely hard shrinking potion.
I go into the kitchen and I start to get my ingredients.
Bananas
Coca cola
Vitamin pills
Flour
Milk
Pepper
Little green leaves
Ice-cream
Dog food
I start to mix up the ingredients.
Done! My shrinking potion is complete!
Now to try it.
30 minutes in the hospital for suspected food poisoning.
Mum and dad have had enough.
They take me to a special therapist who specializes in harrypottericamania.
The guy is a professional.
I'm cured from my mania.
My severe case of lordoftheringamania is another story…