the REAL hunter exam, nigga

by randylahey5446

ALL YOUR FAVORITE 12 YEAR OLD ANIME HEROES FUCK EACHOTHER IN THE ASS WITH GIANT LIGHTING STICKS AND SHIT. HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WAIFUS, HXH GON SEXUAL IS A RAVE AMOUNG CRITICS AND A MUST WATCH FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. HAYAO MIYAZAKI CALLS IT A "FUCKING MASTERPIECE" AND YOSHIHIRO TOGASHI CALLS IT "THE GREATEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ANIME SINCE K-ON". I ME-oh fuck running out of sp

1. HxH 1999 was better

"Killua, why r u deporting spics and hanging niggers from trees?" Gon asked while Killua turned from the corner.

"bcuz, I just watched the ending of evangeilon and I'm triggered rn u fat Asian fuc," he hissed as he tried to hide something in his coat pocket.

"...is it wut I thinkn it is?"

"nah chill, it's all good,"

"...dud, what's in ur hand?"

"dnt worry about it, just its no bi-,"

"don't tell me...KIL-,"

"sh! Don't tell karpika or imma beat ur gay ass frank zappa lokkin ass into another dimension!"

"HUH-HOH! MY MAIN MAN POOKIE, WHADDIE DO BROT-," Krappika stops mid sentence as he notices something in killuas hands. "Yioo man, what up my ni-,"

"pookie...what the hell was that in your hand?"

"What Frank, wh-what the hell are you looking at me for man? what are you looking at me like that for?"

"no...no it can't be. POOKIE SHOW ME WHAT'S IN YOUR HANDS!"

"it's alright i don't got nothing to hide man alright? don't worry about it don't fucking worry about it man alright? shit!"

"...is that what i think it is...are those mixtapes?"

"Look, listen frank! you're the realist nigga i know? alright? you the realist nigga i know! you don't have to sit hear an-," and Killua is interrupted by a slew of cassete tapes and cds flowing from his jacket pocket.

"(sad music intensifies)...no...my man pookie...no!"

"...im sorry," Killua groveled on the floor, face streaming with tears.

"Not you too...NOT YOU TOO!" Karapika screamed slamming his fists against the wall. "...I'm sorry...I-I, couldn't protect you!" sulked Karabikah trying to hold his composure.

"I'm sorry...I could change, i could chan-"

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...in other words, karapika and gon pulled out handguns and killed off killua. PART 2!?

probably not. I mean it's written but yeah, probably not. This story was pretty fucking cancer so probably not lol (but so is most pf this site, sorry kids. Anyway, anyone here like 1999 version of this show more or is it just me, that shit is fucking superb).