Thriller Parody

by Myrkurson

The cold wind blows through Michael's hair as he and his girlfriend Chloe drive down Thriller lane. They were listening to some music when the engine coughs and chokes up. "We must be outta gas" Michael exclaims trying not to slam his hand in the wheel. They get out when the winds start to pick up. Chloe's dress is flapping in the wind like a flag on a gusty wind. Please Enjoy

Hey guys here is a little something I wrote. It is a Spoof/Parody of Michael Jackson's song Thriller. A quick shoutout to Retro Mania for giving me his thoughts on how this should turn out. Hope you enjoy.

I do not own Thriller or any of the songs that Michael Jackson has produced. I hope you enjoy

The cold wind blows through Michael's hair as he and his girlfriend Chloe drive down Thriller lane. They were listening to some music when the engine coughs and chokes up.

"We must be outta gas" Michael exclaims trying not to slam his hand in the wheel. They get out when the winds start to pick up. Chloe's dress is flapping in the wind like a flag on a gusty wind. Michael, trying not to blush, walks over to the hood and lifts it up. All seems to be in working order, but the oil pressure is low. After he checks the oil he goes back into the car and checks the fuel gauge.

"She's empty, what do you suppose we do? Chloe?"

No response. He gets up fearing she had been hurt. Chloe was on the side of the road gazing at the clouds. "Michael" she calls. " Maybe it wasn't such a bad thing we broke down. It's a beautiful night, we have the camper. Why don't we spend the night?"

"I didn't think of that, I could really use a break from reality and I was thinking, we have been together for 2 years now. Chloe." He gets down on one knee " will you marry me?"

Chloe just stands there stunned. " Yes" she stuttered.

They embraced each other in a hug when Michael broke it. " we should really get the camper ready it looks like it's going to rain." Michael knew he had to get out of the moonlight.

"Before we start I have to tell you something, I'm not like other guys."

"It's ok Michael, I've dated plenty of men. But none like you, I'll be fine."

"No you don't understand, when the moon is at its strongest I'm not myself"

/Thriller- (Michael Jackson) begins playing in the background/

Michael begins to shudder and asks Chloe to lock herself in the camper.

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking

In the dark

Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops

Your heart

You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before

You make it

You start to freeze as horror looks you right between

The eyes

You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

Chloe runs over to the camper as she hears growling come from where Michael was standing

And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to

Strike

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer

Thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere

Left to run

You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see

The sun

You close your eyes and hope that this is just

Imagination

But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up

Behind

You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

Michael has turned into a where cat and is searching for Chloe. Little does he know, he is going to seal their fates this very night. He finds her locked in the camper that they brought with them.

There ain't no second chance against the thing with

Forty eyes

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer

Thriller tonight

He starts scratching at the door trying to get in when he finally is able to pry it right off of its hinges. Chloe can be heard screaming inside, but not from fear of him, but of herself.

Night creatures call

And the dead start to walk in their masquerade

There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time

(They're open wide)

This is the end of your life

They're out to get you; there's demons closing in on

Every side

They will possess you unless you change the number on

Your dial

Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close

Together

All through the night I'll save you from the terrors on

The screen

I'll make you see

That it's a thriller, thriller night

She sits there in horror as her skin begins to turn a dark grey. Hair starts to grow, Everywhere. She hadn't realized that she herself was becoming a werewolf.

'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost

Would ever dare try

Girl, this is thriller, thriller night

So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller

Chiller

Thriller here tonight

That it's a thriller, thriller night

'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost

Would ever dare try

Girl, this is thriller, thriller night

So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller

Darkness falls across the land

The midnight hour is close at hand

Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood

And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And rot inside a corpse's shell

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller

Michael is finally able to rip of the door with one last effort, as he slumps into the camper. He sees everything perfectly fine when he goes to the bathroom to see if Chloe is in there. He is greeted by a crying werewolf in the corner of the shower. He closes the blinds and begins to go back to human form. Chloe also begins to shrink back to her original size and shape.

"Chloe, I didnt know you could be a werewolf?"

"Now do you believe me when I say I'm not like the other girls you have dated"

everything goes black as an eruption of applause audience comes into view. Michael and Ola Ray were standing on stage visibly exhausted. People were throwing flowers onto the stage as the curtain falls on Michael's last performance of the night.