Hope everyone likes this change of pace, not going to be a long story but it's been in my head forever! Hope to see some reviews.

Don't worry, there will be Hidan/Kakuzu yaoi in this naturally


The weather isn't simply caused by nature as many humans may think, oh no, they are controlled by supernatural sources beyond our comprehension. The main two elements that are in constant inner turmoil, and living side by side in the upper atmosphere with only a single line of clouds separating the two ironically, is Fire and Ice…or rather….the Misers~

*Snow Miser, also goes by the name Hidan, was a foul mouthed being with fair skin, slicked back snow-white hair with a silver shine to it; his body was fairly muscular with smooth flawless skin like ice sculptures themselves.

He wore no shirt, only a pale gray cloak of fur draped across his shoulders and down his back; low-cut, tight, dark blue jeans and navy boots. The main eye-catcher was his amethyst colored eyes; he chose this color himself to make him stand out among his ancestors….not to mention enhancing his devilish charm as if he needed it.

Lastly, the silver necklace sparkling like a diamond on his chest to symbolize his loyalty to his master….his creator….whom he called Jashin-sama.

Hidan was in control of winter and autumn and did his duties fairly well, aside from constantly fighting with his enemy.


*Heat Miser, whom goes by the name Kakuzu, was a greedy, irritable being who was very tall and had dark skin from the sun's rays. His hair was long and dark as if burnt from his own fire; his huge masculine body was adorned with black stitches and his attire consists of a dark green muscle tank, dark brown cargo pants and combat boots. Almost like a military human you could say.

His eyes were terrifying, emerald iris and ruby sclera, very intimidating to say the least as his deep baritone voice. His creator was long since gone from this world and followed proudly in his footsteps, and like his master, he too created his own protégé as did his nemesis.

First rule among both Misers' for their underlings is NEVER to cross the border~

*Among the crystal ice palace, the woman could hear her master arguing on the Shard-line with Kakuzu…again….and it was getting old…not to mention making her current headache WORSE.

She sighed and trudged downstairs, glaring for what it's worth at her master before throwing a snowball at his head.

Hidan went wide-eyed staring at the hologram of Kakuzu, who merely was giving him an evil grin from the snowball attached to his head, before turning his head, "What the fuck was that about Glacvia!?"

Another snowball but in the face this time as Kakuzu roared with laughter on the other line, "Can't keep your student under ice can you?" "Shut up fucking hothead!" He turned to his student and proceeded, "You come back here…and….don't you give me the fucking cold shoulder woman!"

Glacvia purposely jutted out the snowy ice on her shoulder with a snort before stomping back upstairs and slamming the door to her room.

Before Kakuzu could make a comeback on the phone his own pupil set his pants leg on fire and made him roar in anger trying to put it out as it was Hidan's turn to laugh but couldn't retort since the Heat miser hung-up.

"That fucking bastard! I had the perfect comeback!"

Hidan sighed and slammed the phone receiver down before stomping upstairs into his student's room, "What the fuck was that embarrassing me when I'm on the fucking phone…..Glacvia?"

His pupil was curled up under the snow-white fur blankets on her bed with a small ice block against her temple. He sat next to her and murmured gently rubbing the back of her neck, "Aww, why didn't my little sugarplum tell me she had a fucking headache?"

The woman groaned, "You don't listen to me when you're bitching at Kakuzu, I swear for enemies you two don't act like it."

A thin brow arched, "How's that?" "You two call each other as least every other day master! What nemesis does that!?" "Hey!? We fucking insult each other and it gives me something to look forward to aside from hurling giant ice spears into his domain." "….It's still stupid."

Hidan huffed and stood up, "Just get some rest sugarplum, I'll fetch you when supper is ready."


*Kakuzu too slammed his receiver down and glared at his student, who just merely had an irritated look but with a hint of an evil smirk too.

"What was the meaning of that!?" The teen rolled her eyes, "I'm sick of hearing you two argue like an old married couple! I was trying to work on some fireball techniques in QUIET."

Her master just rubbed his temples in aggravation, "Damn it Emberlex, of all the things you could've done to get my attention you could've just unhooked the hotline."

The teen blushed a bit before mumbling, "That's not near as fun as making you angry~" "What did you say?" "Nothing master…um….let's go get supper ready. I want something spicy today!"

*Glacvia was beyond irritated again at supper, her headache was returning just because her master insisted on telling her….again for the hundredth time….why to never cross the border and interact with the flamer's.

They can't be all that bad? It's just the Heat Miser and his female student….there's no one else so why make such a big deal about it. Why are we enemies in the first place, just because we're different?

"Master….can you make me a sister or boyfriend?" Hidan choked on his drink stuttering, "Why!? You don't find my fucking company pleasant?"

The woman fiddled with her food muttering, "I'm just lonely."

Hidan hated to see his precious sugarplum upset, but he couldn't create another like her. Only one pupil is to be made by law…even though he technically defied that law but he couldn't risk exposing the truth about his Glacvia. If the Heat Miser found out….he would surely make him suffer and call Father Nature to make him give her up.

Fiddling with his necklace he sighed; he didn't see his student as a lover but sometimes he wished they could be if the secret did get exposed, then it wouldn't matter.

It's not like he was banned from getting intimate with his student but, it just didn't go anything for them both so they left it at that. Mentor and student, but mostly best friends were their connection.

"I wish I could sugarplum, and I'm fucking sorry for snapping at you earlier." "It's ok." He watched with a frown as she got up and began to leave, "Where are you going?" "Just going for a walk to relax."

*"What's wrong my spitfire? You've barely touched your food and it's your favorite."

Emberlex sighed but did smirk at her nickname from her master, he was more like a father to her than anything from the way he treated her. That was their relation, father and daughter, and surprisingly a lot alike with both attitude and fighting skills.

"I'm just bored…..can't you make me someone to hang out with!?"

Kakuzu groaned, "We've been over this Emberlex, I cannot create anyone for a long time." "How long! You always tell me that but you never give me a number master!"

The miser kept his serene expression and remained quiet; that was the trouble with his student; she asked too many questions about this subject and wasn't going to drop it. Very stubborn to be sure.

I wish I could tell you the truth my spitfire, but I can't. You might be taken from me if I did….I can't risk Hidan or Father Nature finding out how I created you.

"Emberlex, when and if the time comes I'll tell you. I promise."

The teen pouted but nodded, her master never promised anything if he didn't intend to keep it so let it slide again. Letting out a heavy sigh she left the table and began going outside, "Going to get some fresh air."


*Glacvia took many deep breaths before peeking over the heap of snow in front of her, "There's the border."

She's seen it once or twice from a distance but never this close and it was so pretty. A lovely sheen with light pinks and blues separating the two realms; you could even see the fire realm on the other side.

"I wonder what heat feels like?"

She carefully made her way to the edge, looking around for any signs of danger before stretching out her leg and quickly touching the borderline before repeating it many times before hopping over into the fire realm.

*Emberlex watched the snow floating down on the other side of the border, liking at how it resembled ash from the volcano except much prettier and cleaner.

She jumped from her seated position upon hearing a trap being sprung, furrowing her brows together she ran at top speed to find out what happened. Her master set traps just in case of intruders but who would even consider coming over here!?

The teen's mouth dropped seeing a young woman clutching her arm in pain and trying to dodge to the searing hot tendrils that emerged from the ground.

Emberlex wasn't sure what to do but judging from the bad burn on her forearm those things could kill her from being of the ice realm, the teen acted on impulse and commanded the tendrils to retreat…which they did of course before turning to the woman.

She's so….different!


She could already sense her master coming so grabbed the rope from her knapsack and quickly tying the woman up so she couldn't escape….if she let her go….she shuddered to think what her master would do.

Luckily her rope was only lukewarm so no damage was done to the woman's skin, but that burn was very ugly. What surprised the teen was that the woman was scared…..and more importantly….she could feel her heart racing. The teen was gifted that way, anything relating to heat so could sense/feel it, a heart was no different.

She has a heart? How's that possible, Kakuzu said icemakers didn't have one.

"Snow." The teen titled her head questionably, "Snow?" "I..I need snow for my arm….it'll heal me." The fiery teen wondered if this was a trap but judging from how frail she looked because of this severe burn, highly doubt it.

Warily reaching out across the border into the cold the teen swiped at the snow and managed to get a big clump onto the woman's arm.

"Wow that feels weird!" Her hand was tingly and steaming slightly before she rested her hand onto the ground to return the temperature to normal.

Emberlex watched with widened eyes at the wound healing from the snow absorbing into the soft flesh, amazed from how quickly too before leaning closer.

The woman trembled and leaned back, even more so when the teen kept ogling her and was practically right on top of her.

Her eyes are like a glistening blue river, sparkly plump pale pink lips, her hair is colored like a soft white cloud aside from the pale blue and pink streaks adorning it; surprising coming from the ice realm.

Smooth skin from the looks of it, this fitted one-strap royal blue dress looks so good on her…I like the slit going to her upper thigh….the knee-high white boots are so cool too. I need a pair in black.

She's so adorable.

Grinning from ear to ear, Emberlex whispered so softly into the woman's ear right before her master showed up, "I'm going to keep you~"

TBC: