A/N: Based on the 2017 The Little Vampire, in which Manny actually has an assistant. I don't really know where this came from anymore honestly.
Part 1
"You know, we're essentially a married couple."
Rookery looked up at him from the book he was reading, giving Manny a look.
"It's true, really. We live together, we eat our meals together, we've known each other for several years. . ." He trailed off, his voice wavering.
"What, you want to get married?" Rookery snorted derisively, not even looking at him.
"No, I was just saying. I, uh, don't even know why I said it. . ." He weakly chuckled.
"Liar."
"If you're going to be that way, I'm leaving you."
"Absolutely not." Rookery grabbed Manny by the arm, dragging him out of the house.
"I was not expecting you to go through with this." They were in a small church, standing by side at the altar. A priest, old and bent, was in front of them, having just finished the necessary words and whatever. Only one other person was in attendance, Vadem, sitting in a pew in the back.
Vadem had tried to stop the ceremony, but the priest and Manny had somehow managed to restrain him from physically attacking Rookery.
"I do."
"I do."
Rookery grabbed Manny by the shirt, almost brutally kissing him.
"Come on, let's go. We have work to do."
And he dragged Manny out, just like how they'd entered the church.