"Gimme cake!" the canary yelled to the Mario pipes.
The pipes didn't shoot cake out. The bird was very disappointed. Very.
"I'm not going to fly through those gaps again!"
The pipes still didn't do anything.
"I'm staying here!"
Gasps could be heard from 1000 miles away; Flappy Bird had just argued with the App. Sharp fangs emerged from the border of the App. on those fangs were quite a few brutally murdered birds. They had all argued with the App before - and they got punished by the fangs. Flappy didn't want to die. He just wanted cake. Now he was about to be punished. But then he saw a gap; a gap in between two fangs. He would have to use his Flappy skills to go through the gap - then he could be saved from the fangs. He flew up with his chubby little wings and forced himself forward. He was only a millimetre away from the fangs. He would either live or die. He closed his eyes and pushed once again...
Light blinded him.
Am I dead?
Yes, he had died. Typical Flappy.