KauruXoc , HikaruXoc

A double shot at love –Chapter 1: The host club's dogs, why us?!


Two girls were walking through the hall which lead tot the headmasters office. This shall be their first day attending Ouran High.

"Mr. Suoh sure did look nice, huh?" A girl with her hair in a hat asked her identical twin-sister. They were wearing normal clothes, because they couldn't afford to pay the school uniform - why waste money if wearing normal clothes wasn't against the rules?

"Guess he did." A girl with her hair in her hat answered. Their hair was light brown, with natural deep-honey colored locks in it. Their eyes were a combination of green and brown.

"I'm actually very excited to go to this school:3! I mean, I know there are a lot of rich bastards thinking that they're all high and mighty and all, but that's not going to stop me from having a normal high school life :D!"

"Yeah, I know, but still, --- what's 'normal'?, I mean, just look at this awfully pink school, where they have dresses as school uniforms?"

"Don't think so pessimistic!"

"I am a pessimistic optimist! I can't help it!"

The other twin grinned. "Well, I'm a optimistic optimist, and I'll make you enjoy your high school life even if I had to torture you to get you to enjoy it."

"Wow, I feel a lot better! Thanks Koimi-_-"

This time she laughed. "You're welcome Airi x'3!"

It was silent for a short moment. "So, " Airi started, "any idea where we are going?"

"Nope."

"Any idea where class 1-A is?"

"Nope." That moment they heard the first bell ring.

"... And I guess you do know that we are late on our first day?"

"Yep."

"Jolly."

Airi snickered.

~When they finally found their classroom~

The class heard knocking, and than a loud voice.

"Sorry we're late but we got lost on our way here and we couldn't find the classroom and we had to talk to the headmaster ans we're the new students nice to meet y'all!"

The class turned their faces to see the twins standing in the door opening, one of them looked kinda embarrassed and one of them looked amused.

"Koizumi--" the amused one said, her voice shaking because she had to keep herself from laughing.

"Well, " the teacher said, "since it's your first day here, I'll leave it with a warning, but!" she held one finger up and looked devilishly through her glasses, " The next time you come barging in like this is a school for commoners-" which offended the commoner twins "- I shall make you regret it!"

""Yes, ma'am."" They both said at exactly the same time.

"And now, please, introduce yourselves to the class, missis Mitsuki's."

""Yes ma'am."" They did it again.

They walked to the front of the classroom, walking in harmony, they turned to face the class in harmony and started talking in harmony.

""We're the Mitsuki twins.""

"My name is Koizumi Mitsuki." The girl with half of her bangs behind her left ear said.

"And my name is Airi Mitsuki." The girl with half of her bangs behind her right ear said.

""We're looking forward to be in this class."" They bowed to the class.

"But!" Koizumi started.

"If you ever dare to insult my sister, " Airi followed.

""...You shall wish you were never born."" They said, cute smiles on their faces, acting all sacred as if they just said "you shall have some cookies^^!."

It was silent for a short moment, but they sure got attention from the Hitachiin twins.

"Well, that was --- interesting, now please take your seats, between Hikaru and Kaoru are 2 places left."

The new twins sat between the Hitachiin brothers, first staring a while at Hikaru and then at Kaoru. Their faces do look similar, Airi thought. But as part of a twin I can see the differences. She snickered. "heh."

Well this is interesting, Koizumi thought. Two twins in one class. Lol!

~Lunchtime~

It was at the end of summer, so most of the students sat outside on one of the many benches in the school garden, so Koizumi and Airi could choose wherever they wanted to sit. The cafeteria was empty, which means they were the first students there. Or everybody else was already outside. Whatever it was, they didn't care. They sat down at a big table, unpacking their lunch, when a bunch of boys walked in. Airi looked up and saw that the twins from her class were also two of them. Koizumi also looked up, but instead of watching, Airi could tell she was checking them out.

She took a bite of her food. "Not bad." She said when she turned to face Airi again.

"What? The food or the boys?" Airi snickered sarcastic.

"Both^^."

"You're unbelievable."

"Love you 2^^."

"Argh!" Airi said faking as if she was complaining.

They sat there, eating, talking a little. Most of the time they listened to the weird sounds the other group was making. They seemed to enjoy themselves a lot. Sometimes Airi and Koizumi heard 2 voices talking at the same time, which obviously was the twins talking. Most of the time, when the twins talked, it was probably insulting some kind of yellow-haired weirdo, because he would look as if he was shocked, or emo, but then he recovered quickly to become confident again.

Airi couldn't take her eyes of the twins. It was rare to see how they acted in the same way, but still had their own personality. Or was she just seeing things?

At the moment Koizumi and Airi both stared, the twins started staring back. Airi met one pair of eyes, and quickly turned her head down. What was she doing? Staring at a boy? Koizumi also met 2 dark yellow, honey-like eyes, but didn't look away. She'll keep on glaring until he'll look away. And he did, but immediately whispered something in his brothers ear. His brother Took one last glance at the girls, snickered devilishly and whispered his answer back.

Koizumi poked Airi. ''Look! They're coming this way!'' She whispered.

''Who?''
''Who d'ya think, dummy? The twins of course!''

When Airi wanted to look up, she felt the light pressure of an arm on her shoulder, And she saw that the other twin the same did by Koizumi.

''''Say, '''' The twins started, ''''since you're going to be in our class starting today, '''' the twins said while walking to the other side of the table, ''''Why don't you sit with us at our table?''''

''Oh, I'd love to.'' Koizumi said, overflowing with sarcasm. ''But we don't even know your names.'' She looked at the guy who had been staring at her.

''''Heh. '''' they both snickered at the same time.

''I'm Hikaru.''

''And I'm Kaoru.''

''Well, now we know each others names, '' Hikaru said, ''Let's go to our table^^''

''Do we have to?'' Koizumi whispered to Airi.

''Live with it.'' She whispered back. ''Okay, let's go^^.'' It's not like Airi was thrilled to go there, but she didn't see a reason to offend their hospitality, so they ended up sitting between the twins, surrounded by weird men and men only.

''Beautiful maidens, '' The weird blond dude with purple eyes started blabbering ''welcome to Ouran High.'' He handed out a rose. He started getting on Koizumi's nerves, but Airi took the rose and thanked him, out of politeness. He seemed pretty pleased with himself.

He kept on talking about 'the beauty of the other gender', as if it would interest me how beautiful I am. Koizumi thought. And then started giggling. Airi looked at her and she could read what she was thinking in the way she moved her eyes and eyebrows. Airi started giggling too.

''What is?'' Kaoru asked the girls.

''Nothing, '' Airi chuckled, ''Twins telepathy.''

''''Hmm...'''' they stared at the girls, which made them kinda nervous, so Airi looked away and Koizumi continued giggling.

'' DID YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION 030?'' Tamaki (Suoh) jelled.

They now knew what their names are. A small Lolita like boy was called Mitsukuni Haninozuka(alias Hunny). A super large boy with black hair and only answered questions with the word 'Ah' was called Takashi Morinozuka(Alias Mori). Then there was this know-it-all Kyoya Ootori. The weirdo was Tamaki Suoh and last, but not least, the evil twins, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin.

''NOPE, '' Koizumi jelled at the same frequency, ''' WE DIDN'T. D'

The next moment Tamaki sat in his emo corner growing mushrooms.

Hikaru looked more surprised than Kaoru when Airi started laughing out loud. ''Sorry x'D, '' she said between the hiccuping in, ''But I've never seen someone react that way x3!'' She laughed again. ''It's just hilarious!''

Then the bell rang. Everybody went back to their own classes, so the 2 pairs of twins walked back together.

''Say, would you like to come to the 3th music room after school?'' Kaoru asked the girls.

''Why?'' Koizumi asked.

''Why not?'' Was Hikaru's argument.

Airi grinned. ''True-_-.''

''''Great^^! The twins said when the girls gave in. They walked away after saying they still had some business to attend, so Airi and Koizumi went inside the classroom, alone.

~After school~

''Well, '' Koizumi said, ''This is it! The third music room.

''Sigh~... They didn't tell us why we had to come here.'' Airi complained while looking at the massive white door in front of her.

''… So?''

''So; I don't like surprises-_-!''

''Aw, c'mon! What's the worse that could happen?''

Airi scratched her chin like an old man. ''Well, I can imagine that.''

''Let's just go inside, ok?''

''Aw all right.'' Koizumi took the left doorknob in her left hand, and Airi took the right doorknob in her right hand, then opened the door simultaneously.

''Welcome.'' 6 voices echoed while rose petals were falling down on the girls' heads.

''Ouran Private Academy is defined by, one, prestigious families and, two, wealth.'' Tamaki started blabbering, gracefully walking to the girls. ''And prosperous people have much time on their hands.''

''What is this all abouth?'' Koizumi whispered in Airi's ear.

''I. Have. No. Idea.'' She whispered back.

''Therefore, this Ouran Host Club is about...''

''A Host Club 0_0?'' This time it was Airi whispering something in Koizumi's ear.

''I. Had. No. Idea. 030.'' Koizumi whispered.

''...these handsome guys that have time giving hospitality to these lovely ladies who also have time and profit off of them.'' (Airi and Koizumi's look: =_=) ''It's an elegant game unique to this super-rich school.''

Silence. The sound of crickets.

''Riiiiiight...'' Koizumi said.

''A … Host … Club … ?'' Airi stuttered.

''''Why, it's Koizumi and Airi? They came?'''' The twins said, bored.

''''Didn't you ask us to come-_-?''''

''Hikaru and Kaoru, you two are in the same class as these guests, right?'' Kyoya asked them.

They nodded.

''Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, special students.''

''''Special-_-? '''' the girls asked. ''''Do you call us special because we entered a private school for rich people while we are just commoners?''''

''Yes.''

''Oh, ok ^^.'' Airi answered.

''That's all we wanted to know^^.'' Koizumi answered.

''Now, If you'll excuse us...'' Airi turned around. She had enough of this place already. Freaks.

''Aww, are you already leaving o3o?'' Hunny asked them, holding on to the arms of the girls and pulling them further into the room. ''Ai-chan? Koi-chan?''

''We really have to go --- wait --- WHO ARE YOU CALLING KOI-CHAN?'' Koizumi yelled at the little boy, which drooped of to be comforted by Mori.

The twins snickered.

''So what type do you fancy?''

''''What?'''' The girls asked looking at Tamaki.

''The wild type(Mori)? The loli-shota type?(hunny) The little devil type?(Twins) the cool type? (Kyoya)''

''Y-you're mistaken!'' Airi said, walking backwards.

''Yes!'' Koizumi backed her up, ''We didn't even know you guys were Hosts or something!''

''Or, '' Takuma said ignoring the girls, ''… how abouth you try me?'' He said, placing one hand under Koizumi's chin, who was the closest to him, and lifting her head up at the same high as Takuma's face --- reeaaaaly waaay to close.

''… Wanna go?'' Airi could almost hear something crack in Koizumi's head.

''NOOOO!!'' she screamed walking backwards, away from the freak, tripping over her own feet and falling against Airi, which led to Airi falling against a vase.

The sound of breaking pottery echoed in the room. Koizumi lay on top of Airi, who lay on top of pieces broken vase.

''''aah...'''' The twins popped up, each at one side of the girls.

''René's flower vase that was the target of our in-school auction...''

''That's not good. And we thought we could've reaped up to eight million yen off of this.''

''''EIGHT MILLION YEN?! 0_0?!'''' the girls trembled on their legs when they finally were standing again.

''Errr... about paying for this...'' Airi started, calculating how long it would take for her to pay it back with all the money she got from her part-time job.

The twins grinned evilly. ''''Are you even able to do that? Someone who cant even buy our designated uniform.'''' They said looking at the clothes Airi and Koizumi were wearing.

''Ack.-.-'' (Koizumi)

''Besides, '' Hikaru started, ''waht's with that stupid outfit?'' The girls were wearing normal, old jeans, a hoody, and nikey's. They both had their hair in a hat.

''What should we do, Tamaki?'' Kyoya asked, holding one of the shards in his hand.

Tamaki sat in a chair like an old king. ''Have you ever heard of this saying, Mitsuki's?'' He pointed at them. ''When in Rome, do as the Romans do. If you don't have money, then work it off.''

''Starting today you girls shall be...'' It was as if Kyoya was searching for the right word, ''The host club's dogs.''

Dog. Dog. DOGS? The girls changed into statues.

This is terrible, father, mother, Airi thought to herself, My little sister and I have been captured by this bizarre host club TT_TT.


I hope you liked it :D! If you do, please review^^

The next chapter is coming up as soos as possible, I just have so much school work to do TT_TT.

So, yes, I'm going to follow the original storyline as much as possible, adding more romance and twins^2 moments in it :3.

And, I'm really sorry if my english is bad, 'cuz I'm from the Netherlands, My grammar ain't good and I sometimes don't know which word where to use, so. -_-, plz don't mind.