So I was frolicking through the fields when I found this little plot bunny and it goes that due to some form of magical shenanigans Prussia and Germany end up switching bodies. I thought that this would be hilarious to write so here I am. Hope you enjoy :D
England was drunk . . . no make that ROYALLY drunk, he had spent the entire night drinking beer after beer until he was not even sure what his own name really was. He had stumbled around until he had fallen down some stairs and ended up in his basement. There he found some strange magic stuff and obviously in his drunken state he decided to give some of it a try. He found a spell book and after wrapping himself in his cloak he flipped to a random page hiccupped and started to chant. However about half way through his head spun slightly and he faltered for a moment before hiccupping and continuing. Around him his magical friends were desperately trying to get his attention, or to distract him from whatever magic he was going to unleash.
Suddenly there was a loud boom and a huge explosion rocked the house, England was thrown back against the wall leaving a dent, he slunk to the ground unconscious and there was an eerie silence where bright sparks and chanting once were.
Meanwhile far away from where England was brewing disaster two German brothers were sleeping. Above each of them two bright spheres of light were gathering, then the two bright lights sped off and swapped their places before slowly fading away again.
The Next Morning
Germany groaned, and rolled over on his bed, he was surprised to realize that he did not feel Italy sleeping next to him. "Hm maybe he finally decided to go home" thought, he sighed, he felt strange and he had a killer headache. "Well I can't keep putting this off" he thought and then he opened his eyes.
Something was strange; he was not in his room after looking around he realized that this was Prussia's room. But how? he was certain that he had fallen asleep in his own room, in his own bed the night before. "This is probably some kind of joke" thought Germany then he swung himself of the bed and made his way to the bathroom to get ready for the day ahead.
He entered the bathroom and looked at the mirror, except it wasn't his reflection that looked back at him, it was Prussia's. His eyes widened and he stared at his reflection. "What the" said Germany before stopping out of shock, it wasn't his voice that had come out of his mouth, it had been his good for nothing brother's. He stood there for a minute before realizing that if he was in Prussia's body then it would be easy to assume that Prussia was in his body. He dashed out of the room and towards his own, he swung the door open there lying asleep in his bed was . . . himself.
"Mein Gott"