"My Name Is Jacob"

Based on the Stephenie Meyer's wonderful book series Twilight and the fantastic song by Weezer 'My Name is Jonas'. Not mine. Nope.

A/N: So I've been playing around with this one for a while. I think I'm content with it now. This song, off the Blue Album is one of my faves by Weezer. It's definitely worth it to download it or find it in YouTube so you can song along properly. Of course, all song parodies are better that way! Anyflip, this song is (obviously) told from the point of Jake. -which is weird, because I've been working on lots of Jake songs lately, but I'm totally an Edward girl..-but I tried to make the song somewhat chronological, going from them chillin' on the beach, to Edward leaving Jacob developing feelings for Bella,trying to kiss her even, and the rivalry between Jake and Edward

Of course, I would love you forever -and perhaps be tempted to put out more songs- if I was inspired by some reviews! I love to know what y'all think. I thrive from it! So please review, and also, check out my other song parodies! (I've got more twilight ones, and a bunch of other series/movies/tv shows!)

Enjoy!


My Name is Jacob

My name is Jacob
I'm fixin' up my car
Seem's my effort's wasted
I didn't get real far
She sits next to me
Down here by the Sea
Just like we used to
When we were much younger
Things were better then
Before she met him
They've all left Forks now
I heard all about it

The Bloodsucker left right on time
I must get him off of her mind
And Bella said, 'Hey Jake, let's ride some day
Of course I wouldn't let her pay

Her name is Bella
Got a friendship undefined
We're makin' new memories

But he's still on her mind (on her mind)
Tell me what to do
Now the leech is back
Now this wolf is out
And you know what else?
Guess what she received
In the mail today
Words of acceptance
From Southeast Alaska

This moment's not going as I planned
And Bella has injured her hand
And deep down I know this is war
The vampire swears he loves her more

The werewolves are going home
The werewolves are going home
The werewolves are going home
The werewolves are going home
Yeah!

The werewolves are going home
The werewolves are going home
The werewolves are going home
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

My name is Jacob