(Oh my God, guys. I totally didn't mean to write this story, but then I totally did. And it's awesome. X-over with Dinosaur Comics.)
"So, recently I've been thinking about the other awesome stuff I could have done at Hogwarts now that Voldemort is dead." Harry said.
"My conclusion: COULD HAVE BEEN WAY MORE AWESOME." Harry stated dramatically.
He spots a Death Eater, which he promptly hexes.
Hermione steps in while the Death Eater gets hexed. She looks at Harry.
"You really think so? I mean, we had lots of adventures, you defeated Voldemort, and now you and Ron are Aurors. What more could you want?" She asked. "Lots!" Harry replies eagerly. "Where were the sword fights? The complicated wizard duels? Would one flying car chase be that tricky?!"
Ron walks in at this point. "Wait, so are you saying those parts of the book weren't good enough?" He asked. "The exact opposite of that! You and I driving the flying car, fighting the Basilisk with Gryffindor's sword, the duel between Dumbledore and Voldemort, they were the best! Why couldn't the other parts of the books just be that?"
"But Harry, filling the series with action without any exposition would separate the reader from any emotional connection with us as characters!" "I DISAGREE SO HARD. There's no way the books were so successful because of all the conversations we had during Lunch at the Great Hall!"
LATER, HARRY TALKS WITH JK ROWLING ABOUT THE SECRET TO SUCCESS.
"Yeah, most of my English classes were about wizards talking rather than doing anything cool. That's why I have crazy money." JK Rowling said.
"GASP!" Harry breathes.