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On the TV as you are watching the great life of Zack and Cody the screen blurs to a black screen with a Aperture-Science-logo-esque thing displaying: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN WHEATLY
A faint tune of game show version of Still Alive music plays
Host: Heelllo every one, and welcome to the pilot episode of, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN WHEATLY
Wheatly: what? I thought I was going to, CAN YOU KILL CHELL?
Host: nope, you here, so deal k. and I am your host Intel sphere, and our guests to day ,thanks to… (Dreamily) Sheri… (Then hastily) oh and Hacka; the Zelda crew, with link, Gannon and ZeldAAAAAHHHH
Fake crowd of turrets 'clap' and in a puff of smoke the Zelda cast appear
Link: unnggg where am I?
Host: you are in the game show ARE YOU SMARTER THAN WHEATLY; the games will go like this, I ask a question, and you have 154,534,623,453,623,450,003.1415926535897932384626433832 795… minutes to answer a question, if Wheatly answers the question first, you all get -1 point, if you answer the question first, you get a point, so on to the Qs
A panel comes out of nowhere displaying points
Host: q#1 what is the math equation that always gave you 1,089 what would it be?
Gannon: easy abc -cba=def+fed when abc are different numbers and a is bigger than c ex: 543-345=198+891
Link: ?
Zelda: when did you learn that?
Wheatly: ЧТО?
Host: correct locks like the brute isn't a dumb one, makes sense, he is the equivalent king of Muslims in earth, which were very smart
Link: but he is the king of only wom-
Host: SEXIST REMARK; -1859 POINTS
The scoreboard under links name begins whine and make noices
Host: oh great that low of a score broke the score board, bring in the technician.
A russian comes out of nowhere and hits the scorboard repeditly until it stops making noise
Russian: vel hgeerd ve gho , zat shuuld ghet rdid uv ze prdohplem :?
Guests: …
Host: translating; well here we sandwich, peanut should get zebra of the beluga whale (a black screen flashes on screen saying Google translate)
Guests: … wot?
Wheatly: ahhh I get it; well here we sandwich, peanut should get zebra of the beluga whale, it makes sense now
Host: Q #2 if there was call of duty black ops 2 would you buy it
Link: yes I wo-
Host: CALL OF DUTY FAN, - 9000 POINTS
Link: DAMN IT
Everyone but link: no I would not
Host: Q#3 where was link born?
Zelda: in a hylean hospital, in the room next to me, #231
Host: correct, link; NOT KNOWING WHERE ONE WAS BORN, -141
Link: WHAT IS THIS, A LINKIST CLUB
Gannon: I wish
Host: Q#4 where is the center of the solar system
Link, Gannon, and Zelda: solar hubua?
Wheatly: the earth
Host: corec-(reads something) - maybe, is that you final answer
Wheatly: ye-
Space core falls out of no where
Space core:NOOOOO THE SUN IS I HAVE SEEN IT MY SELF (self destruct)
Host: I take that and Wheatly's answer, which is correct, -1 point to every one
Link: bu-bu-bu-
Host: UNINTELAGENT GIBERISH, -2000 POINTS
Link: …
Host: Q#5 what is the sound of a badger getting mauled by 1000 tiny caterpilers
Link: uhhnnngg
Host: MAKING SUGESTIVE NOISES –3000 POINTS
Zelda: nyyyyaaagggg
Host: nope
Wheatly: rrraahhhhgg
Host: neyt
Gannon: ahffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The ground shakes, the sky darkens, thunder strikes, a bird chirps, a deer takes a dump, and a whale farts, and a couple breaks up because of the dishwasher arrangement at that exact moment
Host: that is correct, Q#6 is-
Link: let me guess, the question is (in a dumb sounding M.S. text to speech) how many points link can lose dur hur
Host: INTERUPTING QUESTION, -2000 POINTS
Link at least I am not on 20001 points
Host: DUMB IMPRESTOIN OF HOST -1000
Link: still not o-
Host: for old time sake, -1000 POINTS
Link: ill just shut up now
Host: question #6 is what are the notes to in the 9th and 10th bar in the song of storms?
Zelda: d e d, d e d
Host: correct Q#7 is a speseal question, it is the last one, it is worth 20003 points; what is the lafasp-ak equation?
Link: I think I know, (nine times three divided by the number of siblings you have times one-hundred-twenty-two plus thirty-four minus one) times twenty-one over one-hundred times one point five is what?... I think
Host:… that… is… correct, link…won
Link: YYYYYYEESSSSSSSSS I won, I won, I won, I won, I won, I won, yeah I won, in your ffface, I won.
Host: ok then thank you all for watching thin mandatory TV show, if you wonder why we hacked every TV station in the world, don't ask,
Announcer: now back the great life of Zack and Cody
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